We needed to censor pretty much all of this.
What's a jock doing in a nerd episode?
The two Johns can't believe it.
She won't quit! OK, she might quit.
She shows the Model Brothers how it's done.
Standing on the finish platform is harder than it looks.
He spends most of his time in the water, but boy, can he swim.
Not bad, fellas. Hottie Courtney Turner is a big fan of the two Johns -- the first time a Hottie has ever picked them, they say, on Wipeout's season 7 episode, "Hotties vs Nerds 4.0."
Hottie Courtney Turner crushes the hopes of all Nerds (again, most likely).
It's not just a wipeout -- it's an ad campaign.
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