Two and a Half Men

A hit sitcom built on often-raunchy material, starring Charlie Sheen and, later, Ashton Kutcher begins with the premise of a Malibu bachelor (Sheen) whose life is disrupted when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move in with him. In the ninth season, Kutcher replaces Sheen, playing a billionaire with a broken heart. Briskly written and performed, the s (more…)

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18:38 — After a drunken night in Las Vegas, Charlie reluctantly attends one of Jake's soccer games. But Alan and Charlie soon discover the advantages of going (more…)
Masochist / Family
15:26 — The Capitalistic Pig has his day when a guilty Soichi urges him to invite a girl he likes to a DMC show. Bad idea. During his home visit, Soichi lea (more…)
UFO Chronicles: You Can't Handle the Truth
Sean Morton’s expeditions of the infamous Area 51 made front page news in the 80’s and 90’s. Now Morton exposes the deceit, manipulation and control t (more…)
The Complete Twelfth Season
Walden Schmidt and Alan Harper (Ashton Kutcher and Jon Cryer) have spent another year searching for the ideal life in their Malibu beach house. In the (more…)
The Complete Twelfth Season
Walden Schmidt and Alan Harper (Ashton Kutcher and Jon Cryer) have spent another year searching for the ideal life in their Malibu beach house. In the (more…)
Keith Moon Is Vomiting In His Grave
18:50 — Jake's new friend, Eldridge (guest star GRAHAM PATRICK MARTIN), is a bad influence but Alan really likes his hot mom, Lyndsay (guest star COURTNEY THO (more…)
Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey Trailer
01:06 — Walden finds it difficult to get close to women when his foster son, Louis, is home. Meanwhile, Herb asks for Alan's permission to go on a date with L (more…)
Season 7: Two And A Half Men: Treasure Trailer
01:02 — Emmy Award nominated TWO AND A HALF MEN has been the Number One-rated sitcom on television for the past four seasons. It's a comedy about men, women, (more…)
Season 7: Two And A Half Men: Colonoscopy Trailer
00:48 — Emmy Award nominated TWO AND A HALF MEN has been the Number One-rated sitcom on television for the past four seasons. It's a comedy about men, women, (more…)
A Chic Bar In Ibiza Trailer
00:53 — Alan gets offended when Walden asks him to sign a prenuptial agreement, which gives him pause about getting married.
Glamping In A Yurt Trailer
00:53 — Alan and Walden try to convince a social worker that they're a loving couple and capable of adopting a child. Meanwhile, Lyndsey gets out of rehab aft (more…)
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  • Premiered: September 22, 2003
  • Rating: TV-14
  • Premise: A hit sitcom built on often-raunchy material, starring Charlie Sheen and, later, Ashton Kutcher begins with the premise of a Malibu bachelor (Sheen) whose life is disrupted when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move in with him. In the ninth season, Kutc… (more)

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