Two and a Half Men

2003, TV Show

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May 08, 2014 Season 11 Episode 22 watch on CBS (Free)

Alan confesses his true identity to Larry and has to face the consequences. Kimberly Williams-Paisley returns as Gretchen, Alan's fiancee, and her real-life husband, Brad Paisley, makes a cameo appearance. (TV-14 D, L)

Oh look! Al-Qaeda!

May 14, 2012 Season 9 Episode 24

Jake is pressured to make a decision about his future on the ninth season finale. Comedian Patton Oswalt returns as Walden's ex-business partner, Billy.
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The Straw In My Donut Hole

May 07, 2012 Season 9 Episode 23

On the 200th episode, Alan is showered with love and affection upon returning from the hospital, but Zoey isn't so sure it's deserved. JASON ALEXANDER (Seinfeld) guest stars as Alan's cardiologist.
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Why We Gave Up Woman

Apr 30, 2012 Season 9 Episode 22

Academy Award® winner Kathy Bates guest stars as the ghost of Charlie Harper who pays a visit to Alan's hospital bedside after Alan suffers a minor heart attack.
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Mr. Hose Says 'Yes'

Apr 16, 2012 Season 9 Episode 21

Walden's commitment is tested when Zoey and her daughter come to live with him – for a trial run. Meanwhile, Alan gets more than he bargained for when he moves in with Lyndsey.
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Grandma's Pie

Apr 09, 2012 Season 9 Episode 20

Walden breaks the news to Zoey that he is going into business with his ex-wife. Meanwhile, Alan and Lyndsey try to come to terms with their moms' new relationship.
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Palmdale, Ech

Mar 19, 2012 Season 9 Episode 19

Alan and Lyndsey introduce their mothers (HOLLAND TAYLOR and GEORGIA ENGEL) to one another, so that they can have more time together. Meanwhile, Jake and Eldridge enlist Walden to drive them to a high school house party that they never find.
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The War Against Gingivitis

Feb 27, 2012 Season 9 Episode 18

Things get tense in the Malibu house when Walden's estranged ex-business partner, Billy (guest star PATTON OSWALT), shows up looking to bury the hatchet with a money-making idea. Will their combustible relationship get in the way of their success? Meanwhile, a lonely Alan pays a visit to Berta.
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Not in My Mouth

Feb 20, 2012 Season 9 Episode 17

Walden and Zoey's relationship has a few ups and downs after they share a near-death experienc...and Walden shares his true feelings. Meanwhile, Alan wonders if Lyndsey has a drinking problem.
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Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy

Feb 13, 2012 Season 9 Episode 16

Strained relationships and girl-fighting result when a huge storm traps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lyndsey in the house on Valentine?s Day.
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The Duchess of Dull-In-Sack

Feb 06, 2012 Season 9 Episode 15

Walden tries to loosen up Zoey by sharing a couple of Berta's "special" brownies. MATTHEW MARSDEN guest stars as Zoey's ex-husband, Nigel.
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A Possum On Chemo

Jan 16, 2012 Season 9 Episode 14

Zoey tries to coerce Walden into cutting his hair and shaving, while Alan rekindles his relationship with Lyndsey.
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Slowly and in a Circular Fashion

Jan 02, 2012 Season 9 Episode 13

When Walden's ex-wife and his mother try to take control of his company and vote him off the board, Walden enlists Alan as an ally in the boardroom battle.
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One False Move, Zimbabwe!

Dec 12, 2011 Season 9 Episode 12

Walden's mother, Robin (guest star MIMI ROGERS) arrives and Alan is smitten with her – even as she reveals a secret about Walden's past that sends him into a downward spiral.
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A Lovely Landing Strip

Dec 05, 2011 Season 9 Episode 11

Walden is trying his best to impress his new love interest, Zoey, when Bridget reappears in his life. MELANIE LYNSKEY returns as Rose.
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A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes

Nov 21, 2011 Season 9 Episode 10

Walden hits it off with a British babe (guest star SOPHIE WINKLEMAN), but neither of them is sure he's ready to re-enter the dating world.
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Frodo's Headshots

Nov 14, 2011 Season 9 Episode 9

Upon his release from the hospital, Alan is met with a slew of challenges that test his ability to cope...including GARY BUSEY!
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Thanks for the Intercourse

Nov 07, 2011 Season 9 Episode 8

When Walden begins redecorating the beach house, Alan becomes overly emotional... and is pushed over the edge.
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Those Fancy Japanese Toilets

Oct 31, 2011 Season 9 Episode 7

Jake has a crush on his chemistry tutor (guest star MACEY CRUTHIRD)...who has a crush on Walden. Meanwhile, Alan obsesses over the journal his brother left him in his will.
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The Squat and Hover

Oct 24, 2011 Season 9 Episode 6

Walden receives divorce papers from Bridget, but forgets his depression when he meets a girl who looks eerily like her. JOE MANGANIELLO (True Blood) guest stars as Bridget's new beau, Alex and JANE LYNCH (Glee) returns as therapist, Dr. Freeman.
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A Giant Cat Holding a Churro

Oct 17, 2011 Season 9 Episode 5

While Alan struggles to come to terms with Lyndsey's risqué movie past, Walden tries to cheer him up by throwing a party at the house.
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Nine Magic Fingers

Oct 10, 2011 Season 9 Episode 4

Trying to rebound from his recent separation, Walden goes looking for Mrs. Right, while Alan has an opportunity to reconcile with his on-again, off-again girlfriend Lyndsey (guest star COURTNEY THORNE-SMITH).
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Big Girls Don't Throw Food

Oct 03, 2011 Season 9 Episode 3

Alan prepares Walden for a date with Bridget, while Jake decides to emulate Walden and drop out of school.
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People Who Love Peepholes

Sep 26, 2011 Season 9 Episode 2

Guest star JUDY GREER is introduced as Bridget, Walden's ex-wife in the second part of the ninth season premiere.
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Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt

Sep 19, 2011 Season 9 Episode 1

All is revealed in the ninth season premiere when ASHTON KUTCHER joins the cast as Walden Schmidt, an Internet billionaire with a broken heart.
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