Two and a Half Men

2003, TV Show

Full Episodes(246)

Latest Episode: Oh, Wald-E, Good Times Ahead

May 08, 2014 Season 11 Episode 22 watch on (Paid)

Alan confesses his true identity to Larry and has to face the consequences on the Season Eleven Finale. Guest star Kimberly Williams-Paisley returns as Alan's fiancée Gretchen, alongside her real-life husband BRAD PAISLEY who makes a cameo appearance.

That Darn Priest

Feb 14, 2011 Season 8 Episode 16

Rose uncovers Alan's Ponzi scheme and Alan, in turn, meets "Manny," Rose's mannequin "husband." Meanwhile, Charlie is eager to get some alone time with Rose.
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Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak

Feb 07, 2011 Season 8 Episode 15

In an attempt to grow his business, Alan inadvertently starts a Ponzi scheme using his friends and family as investors. Charlie's love for Rose only deepens as they continue their torrid "affair."
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Lookin' for Japanese Subs

Jan 17, 2011 Season 8 Episode 14

Charlie's obsession with the newly "married" Rose leads him to stalk her. Meanwhile, Alan grows concerned when Jake and Eldridge start videotaping stupid and extremely dangerous stunts.
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Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup

Jan 03, 2011 Season 8 Episode 13

When Charlie and Lyndsey start becoming friendly, Alan's paranoia gets the best of him.
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Chocolate Diddlers

Dec 13, 2010 Season 8 Episode 12

When Charlie and Courtney break up, Charlie falls into a depression and goes to see his psychiatrist, Dr. Freeman (guest star JANE LYNCH).
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Dead from the Waist Down

Dec 06, 2010 Season 8 Episode 11

Alan is ashamed that he can't afford to buy Lyndsey a birthday present, so he gets creative. JENNY McCARTHY returns as Charlie's girlfriend.
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Ow, Ow, Don't Stop

Nov 22, 2010 Season 8 Episode 10

Charlie goes on a spending spree for his old fling, Courtney (guest star JENNY McCARTHY), who shows up after three years in prison for conning him out of money. Guest star CARL REINER returns as Marty, Evelyn's old fling.
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A Good Time In Central Africa

Nov 15, 2010 Season 8 Episode 9

When Berta takes a couple of days off, Charlie falls for her replacement (guest star TONITA CASTRO). Meanwhile, Alan believes he's being stalked by Lyndsey's ex-husband. Courtney Thorne-Smith returns as Alan's former girlfriend, Lyndsey and Judd Nelson returns as her ex-husband.
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Springtime On a Stick

Nov 08, 2010 Season 8 Episode 8

Charlie and Alan try to set up their mother with Russell, the pharmacist (returning guest star MARTIN MULL).
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The Crazy Bitch Gazette

Nov 01, 2010 Season 8 Episode 7

Charlie's past comes back to bite him when his girlfriend (Liz Vassey) decides that his longtime stalker, Rose (guest star MELANIE LYNSKEY), is just too much to handle.
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Twanging Your Magic Clanger

Oct 25, 2010 Season 8 Episode 6

Charlie has trouble adjusting to dating a slightly older woman (guest star LIZ VASSEY - CSI: Crime Scene Investigation).
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The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel

Oct 18, 2010 Season 8 Episode 5

Alan goes out on the town pretending to be Charlie while Charlie sneaks off for some cosmetic surgery.
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Hookers, Hookers, Hookers

Oct 11, 2010 Season 8 Episode 4

Lyndsey and Eldridge move into Charlie's house after Alan burns down their home. JUDD NELSON (Suddenly Susan, St. Elmo's Fire) guest stars as Lyndsey's ex-husband.
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A Pudding-filled Cactus

Oct 04, 2010 Season 8 Episode 3

Alan moves in with Lyndsey but continues to have a rendezvous with Melissa at Charlie's house.
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A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer

Sep 27, 2010 Season 8 Episode 2

When Lindsey asks Alan to move in with her, Charlie will do anything to get Alan to say "yes!"
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Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud

Sep 20, 2010 Season 8 Episode 1

On the eighth season premiere, Jake (series star ANGUS T. JONES) finds out that Alan (series star JON CRYER) has been dating Eldridge's mom (recurring guest star COURTNEY THORNE-SMITH), so he packs up and heads to Judith (series star MARIN HINKLE) and Herb's (recurring guest star RYAN STILES). Meanwhile, Charlie (series star CHARLIE SHEEN) decides it's time to cut back on boozing.
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