Two and a Half Men

2003, TV Show

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Apr 10, 2014 Season 11 Episode 19 watch on CBS (Free)

Walden reconnects with Kate and is sure she's "The One" - that is, until he meets Vivian and becomes convinced she's "The One." Meanwhile, Alan and Gretchen grow closer. Mila Kunis guest stars. (TV-14 D, L)

This Is Not Gonna End Well

May 24, 2010 Season 7 Episode 22

After Charlie's license is suspended, Jake becomes Charlie's driver. And much to Charlie's chagrin, Alan makes plans to attend Chelsea's birthday party on the seventh season finale. StacyY Keach and John AmosS return as Chelsea's father and his boyfriend.
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Gumby With a Pokey

May 17, 2010 Season 7 Episode 21

Alan and Jake go on a road trip while Charlie is visited by the ghosts of girlfriends past - including guest stars KATHERINE LANASA, MING NA, EMMANUELLE VAUGIER, RACHEL CANNON, AJA EVANS, MAGDALENA HOLLAND, REBECCA MCFARLAND, KATY MIXON, JODI LYN O'KEEFE, MISSI PYLE AND RENA SOFER. ZZ TOP also makes a special appearance as themselves, while MARTIN MULL returns as Charlie's pharmacist Russell.
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I Called Him Magoo

May 10, 2010 Season 7 Episode 20

Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend (COURTNEY THORNE-SMITH), while Charlie takes a different approach to obtain the "girlfriend experience."
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Keith Moon is Vomiting in His Grave

Apr 12, 2010 Season 7 Episode 19

Jake's new friend, Eldridge (guest star GRAHAM PATRICK MARTIN), is a bad influence but Alan really likes his hot mom, Lyndsay (guest star COURTNEY THORNE-SMITH).
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Ixnay on the Oggie Day

Mar 22, 2010 Season 7 Episode 18

Charlie has a return engagement with Chelsea's best friend, while Alan has an unexpected effect on a new female patient. Tricia Helfer returns as Chelsea's best friend and Frances Fisher guest stars as Alan's patient.
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I Found Your Moustache

Mar 08, 2010 Season 7 Episode 17

Charlie and Chelsea have a post-breakup one-night stand. STACY KEACH returns as Chelsea's father and JOHN AMOS guest stars as his boyfriend.
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Tinkle Like a Princess

Mar 01, 2010 Season 7 Episode 16

Charlie runs off to Vegas and returns with a new wife...but she's not Chelsea! Stacy Keach returns as Chelsea's father and John Amos guest stars as his boyfriend.
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Aye, Aye, Captain Douche

Feb 08, 2010 Season 7 Episode 15

Charlie?s jealousy threatens his relationship with Chelsea.
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Crude and Uncalled For

Feb 01, 2010 Season 7 Episode 14

Alan ends up in jail after a bar fight, and Charlie worries that Chelsea might be interested in the lawyer who takes the case (STEVEN ECKHOLDT).
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Yay, No Polyps!

Jan 18, 2010 Season 7 Episode 13

Charlie endures a colonoscopy to get out of a trip to see Chelsea's bigoted parents (guest stars Stacy Keach and Meagen Fay), only to return home and find them in his living room.
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Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste

Jan 11, 2010 Season 7 Episode 12

Jake writes love songs to woo his ex-girlfriend, and Herb and Alan hide their secret friendship from Judith's watchful eye.
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Warning, It's Dirty

Dec 14, 2009 Season 7 Episode 11

Charlie coaches Jake on the art of infidelity while his girlfriend is away for Christmas. Legendary Television Producer/Writer/Actor Carl Reiner guest stars as "Marty Pepper," a famous TV producer whom Evelyn invites to Charlie's for Christmas dinner.
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That's Why They Call It 'Ball Room’

Dec 07, 2009 Season 7 Episode 10

Charlie discovers that Chelsea hasn't been completely honest about her finances.
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Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair

Nov 23, 2009 Season 7 Episode 9

Charlie is crushed when he discovers he hasn't been satisfying Chelsea and Alan attempts to cure his thinning hair on the cheap.
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Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle

Nov 16, 2009 Season 7 Episode 8

Chelsea invites her beautiful college roommate (guest star Tricia Helfer – Battlestar Galactica) to stay at the house while she gets over a bad breakup.
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Untainted By Filth

Nov 09, 2009 Season 7 Episode 7

Charlie and Alan wake up together in bed with a strange woman.
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Give Me Your Thumb

Nov 02, 2009 Season 7 Episode 6

Alan recommends that Chelsea get breast reduction surgery and Charlie kicks him out.
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For the Sake of the Child

Oct 19, 2009 Season 7 Episode 5

Jake refuses to stay with Charlie and Alan after they embarrass him in public.
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Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator

Oct 12, 2009 Season 7 Episode 4

Alan takes a job working for Evelyn (series star HOLLAND TAYLOR), and Charlie is forced to mend Chelsea and Jake's rocky relationship.
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Mmm, Fish. Yum.

Oct 05, 2009 Season 7 Episode 3

Alan (series star Jon Cryer) plays nursemaid to Judith’s baby and her tipsy mother, Lenore (recurring guest star Annie Potts). Meanwhile, Jake (series star Angus T. Jones) blackmails Charlie with an incriminating photo.
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Whipped Unto the Third Generation

Sep 28, 2009 Season 7 Episode 2

When Charlie’s fiancée, Chelsea, convinces him to let Melissa (recurring guest star Kelly Stables), Alan’s girlfriend, move in, the girls take over the house.
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Sep 21, 2009 Season 7 Episode 1

On the seventh season premiere, Charlie (series star Charlie Sheen) must decide between his fiancée, Chelsea (recurring guest star Jennifer Taylor), and his old flame, Mia (recurring guest star Emmanuelle Vaugier). Rock superstar Eddie Van Halen makes a cameo appearance as himself.
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