Two and a Half Men

2003, TV Show

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Nov 20, 2014 Season 12 Episode 4 watch on CBS (Free)

Walden and Alan meet a birth mother who's considering them to adopt her baby. Maggie Lawson guest stars as a social worker helping Walden and Alan adopt a child. (TV-14 D, L)

Baseball Was Better With Steroids

May 18, 2009 Season 6 Episode 24

On the sixth season finale, Charlie starts to question his relationship with Chelsea when he hears that Mia (guest star Emmanuelle Vaugier) is back in town. Meanwhile, Judith goes into labor and Charlie, Alan and Herb rush her to the hospital.
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Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth

May 11, 2009 Season 6 Episode 23

When Alan and Chelsea become best friends, Charlie decides to take advantage of the situation.
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Sir Lancelot's Litter Box

May 04, 2009 Season 6 Episode 22

After Charlie reluctantly agrees to let Chelsea move in and he mourns the loss of his bachelor pad, Alan finds that there's not much space left for him in the house. Series star Jon Cryer directs.
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Above Exalted Cyclops

Apr 27, 2009 Season 6 Episode 21

Chelsea sets Alan up on a blind date with her new friend? Rose (guest star Melanie Lynskey)!
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Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau

Apr 13, 2009 Season 6 Episode 20

Evelyn finally meets Chelsea and Charlie then tries to prevent them from becoming friends.
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The Two Finger Rule

Mar 30, 2009 Season 6 Episode 19

Charlie joins Alan, Herb and his neighbor (Michael Clarke Duncan) in a night of alcohol-fueled sexual reminiscences after Chelsea finds nude pictures of another woman on his phone.
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My Son's Enormous Head

Mar 16, 2009 Season 6 Episode 18

Chelsea gets sick ?and Charlie wants nothing to do with her.
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The 'ocu' or the 'pado'? [HD]

Mar 09, 2009 Season 6 Episode 17

Charlie tells Chelsea (guest star JENNIFER TAYLOR) that he loves her, but doesn't get the response he expects.
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She'll Still be Dead at Halftime

Mar 02, 2009 Season 6 Episode 16

Charlie has to remove a half-naked woman (guest star DIORA BAIRD) from his bedroom before Chelsea (guest star JENNIFER TAYLOR) arrives.
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I'd Like to Start with the Cat

Feb 09, 2009 Season 6 Episode 15

Charlie finds himself in couples counseling.
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David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie

Feb 02, 2009 Season 6 Episode 14

Convinced that Alans family doesnt fully appreciate him, Melissa (guest star KELLY STABLES) invites Alan to live with her and her mom (guest star CAROL KANE).
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I Think You Offended Don

Jan 19, 2009 Season 6 Episode 13

Judith is pregnant with a baby girl and Alan is convinced that he is the father. Meanwhile, Jake is in a contentious mood and Charlie thinks he knows why.
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Thank God For Scoliosis

Jan 12, 2009 Season 6 Episode 12

Charlie and Jake fight for the affections of a waitress (guest star EMILY ROSE), while Alan fights sexual tension with his receptionist, Melissa (guest star KELLY STABLES). Multiple Emmy® Award winner CAROL KANE ("Taxi") guest stars as Melissas mother.
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The Devil's Lube

Dec 15, 2008 Season 6 Episode 11

One of Charlies old partners in crime dies, leaving Charlie to reevaluate his own reckless lifestyle. Charlie Sheens brother EMILIO ESTEVEZ guest stars as Charlies old friend Andy, along with Oscar® nominee JAMES EARL JONES as himself.
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He Smelled Ham, He Got Excited

Dec 08, 2008 Season 6 Episode 10

Evelyn offers to pay for Jake's college education, leaving Alan to wonder if he ever needs to work again.
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The Mooch at the Boo

Nov 24, 2008 Season 6 Episode 9

Jake disappears with the daughter of Charlie's neighbor, a former NFL player (guest star MICHAEL CLARKE DUNCAN), and Charlie is left to cover his back.
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Pinocchio's Mouth

Nov 17, 2008 Season 6 Episode 8

Charlies new girlfriend, Chelsea (guest star JENNIFER TAYLOR) asks him to spend the night at her place, while Alan tries to enforce a punishment on Jake.
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Best H.O. Money Can Buy

Nov 10, 2008 Season 6 Episode 7

Alan tries to escape Judiths grasp as Charlie and Herb go on the prowl.
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It's Always Nazi Week

Nov 03, 2008 Season 6 Episode 6

When Judith (series star MARIN HINKLE) kicks Herb (recurring star RYAN STILES) to the curb, Alan comes knocking.
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A Jock Strap in Hell [HD]

Oct 20, 2008 Season 6 Episode 5

The guys bump into Jake's former teacher, Miss Paternak (guest star ALICIA WITT) who became a stripper after a fling with Charlie. Charlie tries to help her out by giving her a room and a job, but things spiral out of control.
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The Flavin' and the Mavin' [HD]

Oct 13, 2008 Season 6 Episode 4

Charlie romances Alans sweet receptionist (guest star KELLY STABLES) as Alan anxiously awaits disaster.
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Damn You, Eggs Benedict [HD]

Oct 06, 2008 Season 6 Episode 3

Charlie tries cooking, Alan tries dating two women at the same time and Jake (series star ANGUS T. JONES) tries beer.
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Pie Hole, Herb [HD]

Sep 29, 2008 Season 6 Episode 2

Alan (series star JON CRYER) lends Charlie money and crosses a line in his attempts to get it back.
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Taterhead Is our Love Child [HD]

Sep 22, 2008 Season 6 Episode 1

In the sixth season premiere, Charlie encounters an ex-girlfriend (RENA SOFER "24") whose son looks an awful lot like him. MARTIN MULL ("Roseanne") guest stars as Charlie's pharmacist.
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