Two and a Half Men

2003, TV Show

Full Episodes(254)

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Dec 18, 2014 Season 12 Episode 8 watch on CBS (Free)

Walden and Alan are determined to convince Louis that Santa Claus is real. Melanie Lynskey returns as Walden's stalker, Rose. (TV-14 D, L, S)

Waiting for the Right Snapper

May 19, 2008 Season 5 Episode 19

Charlie tries to resist temptation when he meets the grown daughter of the woman he's dating (SUSAN BLAKELY) and realizes they've met before. JANE LYNCH guest stars as Dr. Freeman.
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If My Hole Could Talk [HD]

May 12, 2008 Season 5 Episode 18

Charlie finds himself attracted to Angie (recurring guest star SUSAN BLAKELY), an older woman who writes self-help books. Meanwhile, Alan and Jake battle over a school assignment.
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Fish in a Drawer [HD]

May 05, 2008 Season 5 Episode 17

A CSI team investigates a mysterious death at Charlie's house. George Eads ("CSI: Crime Scene Investigation") makes a cameo appearance.
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Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty [HD]

Apr 28, 2008 Season 5 Episode 16

Alan plans Evelyn's wedding to Teddy (ROBERT WAGNER), while Charlie pursues his future stepsister and Teddy's devious daughter, Courtney (JENNY McCARTHY).
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Rough Night in Hump Junction

Apr 21, 2008 Season 5 Episode 15

Alan worries that Charlie's womanizing is out of control. JANE LYNCH returns as Charlie's therapist, and EMMANUELLE VAUGIER returns as Charlie's former fiancée, Mia.
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Winky-Dink Time [HD]

Apr 14, 2008 Season 5 Episode 14

Charlie goes with Jake on a double date and sets Alan up with a prostitute. Recurring guest star MELANIE LYNSKEY appears as Rose.
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The Soil is Moist

Mar 31, 2008 Season 5 Episode 13

Alan dates one of his ex-wife's friends who reveals a secret about Judith's sex life. Recurring guest star RYAN STILES appears as Judith's second husband.
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A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh [HD]

Mar 24, 2008 Season 5 Episode 12

Rose (recurring guest star MELANIE LYNSKEY), Charlie's lovable stalker, is back from England and takes strange care of a very sick Charlie.
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Meander to Your Dander [HD]

Mar 17, 2008 Season 5 Episode 11

Seeing Alan not fully passionate about his relationship, Charlie coaches Alan in the fine art of breaking up with a woman.
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Kinda Like Necrophilia [HD]

Nov 27, 2007 Season 5 Episode 10

While trying to help Jake get over a breakup, Alan discovers that it was Charlie who stole his high school girlfriend. Alan seeks revenge on Charlie by following the same advice Charlie dispenses to Jake.
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Tight's Good [HD]

Nov 19, 2007 Season 5 Episode 9

After Evelyn and Teddy become engaged, Charlie struggles to fight his attraction to Teddy's daughter, Courtney, Charlie's soon-to-be stepsister.
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Is There a Mrs. Waffles?

Nov 12, 2007 Season 5 Episode 8

Charlie finds success as a children's singing star, making Alan miserable. Guest star RICHARD KIND ("Spin City") appears as Artie, an executive at Charlie's record label.
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Our Leather Gear is in the Guest Room [HD]

Nov 06, 2007 Season 5 Episode 7

Charlie and Alan argue over Alan's place in the house, prompting Alan and Jake to move in with Evelyn. Recurring guest star ROBERT WAGNER appears as Teddy, Evelyn's boyfriend.
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Help Daddy Find His Toenail

Oct 29, 2007 Season 5 Episode 6

Charlie's girlfriend, Linda (recurring guest star MING WEN), is embarrassed to be seen in public with him. Meanwhile, despite Alan forbidding it, Jake sneaks out to a concert.
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Putting Swim Fins on a Cat [HD]

Oct 22, 2007 Season 5 Episode 5

Charlie has to find creative ways to entertain the 4-year-old son of his girlfriend, Linda (recurring guest star MING WEN). Meanwhile, Alan becomes a human "guinea pig."
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City of Great Racks

Oct 15, 2007 Season 5 Episode 4

In the landmark 100th episode, Charlie gets closer to consummating his relationship with Linda, but he keeps seeing Rose's face everywhere he turns. Recurring guest star JANE LYNCH appears as Dr. Freeman.
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Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo

Oct 08, 2007 Season 5 Episode 3

Tired of dating vapid young women, Charlie allows Alan to introduce him to a sophisticated, intelligent municipal court judge, Linda.
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Media Room Slash Dungeon [HD]

Oct 01, 2007 Season 5 Episode 2

Charlie reacts oddly after an evening with his mother. And Alan's date, Sharon (JANEANE GAROFALO - "The Larry Sanders Show," "The West Wing"), reacts oddly after having sex with Alan.
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Large Birds, Spiders and Mom [HD]

Sep 24, 2007 Season 5 Episode 1

In the fifth season premiere, Charlie and Alan try to prepare Jake for his first day of junior high school -- but they might end up traumatizing him instead.
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