Two and a Half Men

2003, TV Show

Full Episodes(72)

Latest Episode: Two and a Half Men: A Lovely Landing Strip

Dec 05, 2011 Season 9 Episode 11 watch on VUDU (Paid)

Walden is trying his best to impress his new love interest, Zoey, when Bridget reappears in his life. MELANIE LYNSKEY returns as a Rose.

Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous

Apr 23, 2007 Season 4 Episode 21

When Greg (MATT ROTH), a single father from Alan's support group who has been spending a lot of time with Alan, reveals that he is gay, Charlie suspects that Greg is attracted to Alan.
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Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot

Apr 16, 2007 Season 4 Episode 20

While Alan prepares Jake for Judith's wedding, Charlie continues his fling with Herb's (recurring guest star Ryan Stiles) sister, Myra (recurring guest star Judy Greer). Besides Judith's disapproval of the relationship, Charlie gets a surprise from Myra after admitting that he truly likes her.
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I Merely Slept With a Commie

Feb 26, 2007 Season 4 Episode 17

After Alan and Charlie tell Evelyn that none of her acquaintances will mourn her when she dies, she bitterly ignores them for a few weeks. The guys then discover that, instead of trying to be more pleasant to the people she knows, Evelyn has brought together a whole new group of "friends," including two men and a cute boy who seem suspiciously like adoring versions of Charlie, Alan and Jake. Meanwhile, Jake develops an interesting new way of speaking.
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Young People Have Phlegm Too

Feb 19, 2007 Season 4 Episode 16

A sexy young girl whom Charlie has been dating cajoles him into going to a hot new club and bringing Alan along to meet her friend. But when they arrive, Charlie and Alan are mortified to learn that the partygoers consider them old.
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That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami

Feb 05, 2007 Season 4 Episode 14

After getting to know Danielle (Brooke Shields - "Nip/Tuck," "Suddenly Susan"), the guys' hot new neighbor, Charlie discovers that she shares some common interests with Alan and proceeds--with ulterior motives--to set them up. But when things begin to heat up between Alan and Danielle, Charlie becomes jealous and attempts to sabotage the relationship.
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Castrating Sheep In Montana

Jan 08, 2007 Season 4 Episode 12

When Berta discovers that Alan has been secretly dating her daughter, Naomi (recurring guest star Sara Rue), Alan expects trouble. But Berta's reaction is surprising--and much worse--than Alan could have imagined.
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Kissing Abe Lincoln [HD]

Nov 27, 2006 Season 4 Episode 10

Charlie must choose between his girlfriend Lydia (recurring guest star KATHERINE LaNASA) and Berta as they fight for his allegiance, each thinking the other has crossed the line.
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Release the Dogs

Nov 13, 2006 Season 4 Episode 8

Unable to sleep, Alan takes Charlie's suggestion and goes for a jog on the beach. After his run takes a disastrous turn, Alan turns to a psychiatrist in the hope that discovering the source of his insomnia will help alleviate it. Meanwhile, Jake pleads with Charlie not to date the hot mother of a classmate whom Jake likes.
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Two and a Half Men: Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head

Nov 06, 2006 Season 4 Episode 7

When Berta swears vengeance on the married man who got her daughter, Naomi (recurring guest star Sara Rue), pregnant, she forces Charlie to come with her. Meanwhile, Naomi helps Berta with the housework. And Alan reveals an unusual fetish.
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A Pot-Smokin' Monkey [HD]

Oct 09, 2006 Season 4 Episode 4

Alan and Kandi become embroiled in an unconventional custody battle. Alan is determined to retain custody of his and Kandi's dog after Kandi walks away from their split with both the condominium and the car.
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Working for Caligula

Sep 18, 2006 Season 4 Episode 1

Charlie Harper (series star CHARLIE SHEEN) is a well-to-do bachelor with a house at the beach, a Mercedes in the garage and an easy way with women. But his casual Malibu lifestyle was interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan (series star JON CRYER), and Alan's son, Jake (series star ANGUS T. JONES), came to stay with him.
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