Two and a Half Men

2003, TV Show

Full Episodes(246)

Latest Episode: Oh, Wald-E, Good Times Ahead

May 08, 2014 Season 11 Episode 22 watch on (Paid)

Alan confesses his true identity to Larry and has to face the consequences on the Season Eleven Finale. Guest star Kimberly Williams-Paisley returns as Alan's fiancée Gretchen, alongside her real-life husband BRAD PAISLEY who makes a cameo appearance.

Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot

May 01, 2014 Season 11 Episode 21

Alan's girlfriend, Gretchen, insists that he confess his true identity to Larry. Meanwhile, Walden goes on a road trip with Jenny and Barry to see his first car.
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Lotta Delis in Little Armenia

Apr 24, 2014 Season 11 Episode 20

Alan stumbles upon an opportunity to make money. Meanwhile, Walden has to address his co-dependency issues.
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Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang

Apr 10, 2014 Season 11 Episode 19

Walden reconnects with Kate and is sure she's "The One" – that is, until he meets Vivian (guest star MILA KUNIS – That '70s Show, Black Swan), a beautiful, free-spirited world traveler who shows up on his doorstep. Feeling an instant connection with Vivian, he soon becomes convinced that she's "The One." Meanwhile, Alan and Gretchen grow closer.
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Two And A Half Men - West Side Story

Apr 03, 2014 Season 11 Episode 18

Walden gets an invitation to his ex-girlfriend's boutique opening. Meanwhile, Gretchen wants to spend more time at Alan's (a.k.a. Jeff Strongman) house. Brooke D'Orsay and Kimberly Williams-Paisley guest star. (TV-14 D, L, S)
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Welcome Home, Jake

Mar 13, 2014 Season 11 Episode 17

Lyndsey discovers that Alan is sleeping with Larry's sister, Gretchen. Meanwhile, Walden struggles with telling Barry (guest star Clark Duke) to find his own place.
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How to Get Rid of Alan Harper

Mar 06, 2014 Season 11 Episode 16

Walden suspects his new girlfriend is cheating on him. Meanwhile, Alan gets even more intertwined in Lyndsey and Larry's relationship when he starts dating Larry's sister, Gretchen (guest star KIMBERLY WILLIAMS-PAISLEY).
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Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin

Feb 27, 2014 Season 11 Episode 15

Alan gives Lyndsey the option of choosing between him and Larry. Meanwhile, Jenny fears that she and Brooke are growing apart.
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Three Fingers of Créme de Menthe

Feb 06, 2014 Season 11 Episode 14

After Alan learns that Lyndsey broke up with Larry and didn't tell him, he makes a big decision. Meanwhile, Walden sets out to prove that he's a man's man.
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Bite Me, Supreme Court

Jan 30, 2014 Season 11 Episode 13

After multimillionaire Marty Pepper proposes to Evelyn, Walden and Alan throw him a bachelor party with several of his old friends (comedy legends TIM CONWAY, STEVE LAWRENCE and GARRY MARSHALL guest star) who help him celebrate his last days of bachelorhood.
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Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.

Jan 09, 2014 Season 11 Episode 12

Alan lets Lyndsey's boyfriend Larry set him up on a date, while Walden offers to help Nicole with her software project, so that she will have the time to date him.
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Tazed in the Lady Nuts

Jan 02, 2014 Season 11 Episode 11

Walden joins his beautiful former employee, Nicole (guest star Odette Annable) on a brilliant new project. Meanwhile, Alan advises Jenny to open up to her girlfriend Brooke (guest star Aly Michalka) or risk losing her.
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On Vodka, On Soda, On Blender, On Mixer!

Dec 12, 2013 Season 11 Episode 10

Walden helps Jenny get a second date with a one-night stand (guest star ALY MICHALKA) and Alan's transgender girlfriend's ex-wife (guest star DIANE FARR) hits on him. Meanwhile, in the spirit of the holidays, Alan receives a Japanese delicacy from Jake for Christmas, and Walden's Malibu house is alive with questionable Christmas carol lyrics. Paula Marshall returns as Alan's transgender girlfriend, Paula.
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Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer

Dec 05, 2013 Season 11 Episode 9

Walden’s date with an accident-prone model (Kate Miner) goes on much longer than expected. Meanwhile, Alan dates a woman who shares some surprising personal information with him.
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Mr. Walden, He Die, I Clean Room

Nov 21, 2013 Season 11 Episode 8

When Larry hires a private investigator to follow Lyndsey, he tracks her to the beach house. But when Larry thinks that she's having an affair with Walden, Alan has to figure out how to clear Walden's name without outing himself. Recurring guest star MELANIE LYNSKEY returns as the neighborhood stalker Rose, who offers to help Walden out of his dilemma.
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Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie

Nov 14, 2013 Season 11 Episode 7

Walden and Alan find themselves on dates with two ideal women until Lyndsey's jealousy throws a wrench in their evening. Jeff Probst makes a guest appearance as himself.
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Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants

Nov 07, 2013 Season 11 Episode 6

When Alan learns Walden knows Wonder Woman's Lynda Carter (guest starring as herself), he asks him to set him up on a date with her. Against his better judgment, Walden agrees to invite her to the house for dinner. Mimi Rogers returns as Walden's mother, Robin.
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Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003

Oct 24, 2013 Season 11 Episode 5

Alan befriends Lyndsey's boyfriend Larry (guest star D.B. Sweeney) in an effort to find out what he has that Alan doesn't. Meanwhile, Walden helps Jenny be more proactive in pursuing her acting career.
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Two And A Half Men - Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank

Oct 17, 2013 Season 11 Episode 4

Walden starts partying with Jenny and her hot friends. Meanwhile, Alan and Lyndsey's illicit affair is jeopardized. (TV-14 L, S)
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Two And A Half Men - This Unblessed Biscuit

Oct 10, 2013 Season 11 Episode 3

Walden and Alan think it may be time for Berta to retire when she injures her back at work. (TV-14 D, L)
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I Think I Banged Lucille Ball

Oct 03, 2013 Season 11 Episode 2

When Walden feels cramped in his own house, Jenny moves in with Evelyn (recurring star Holland Taylor) and her wealthy boyfriend, Marty (recurring guest star Carl Reiner). Meanwhile, Alan becomes Lyndsey's "other man."
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Nangnangnangnang

Sep 26, 2013 Season 11 Episode 1

On the eleventh season premiere, Alan and Berta (series star Conchata Ferrell) are shocked when Charlie's long-lost illegitimate daughter (Tamblyn) shows up at Walden's beach house to connect with what's left of her family. Having moved to LA to pursue acting, 25-year-old Jenny likes everything her dad liked... including women.
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