Two and a Half Men

2003, TV Show

Full Episodes(246)

Latest Episode: Oh, Wald-E, Good Times Ahead

May 08, 2014 Season 11 Episode 22 watch on (Paid)

Alan confesses his true identity to Larry and has to face the consequences on the Season Eleven Finale. Guest star Kimberly Williams-Paisley returns as Alan's fiancée Gretchen, alongside her real-life husband BRAD PAISLEY who makes a cameo appearance.

Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped

May 09, 2013 Season 10 Episode 23

Even though Walden's dating a hot 22-year-old woman (guest star HILARY DUFF), he finds himself more attracted to her worldly grandmother, Linda (guest star MARILU HENNER). Meanwhile, Alan and Jake go on a father-son bonding trip on the tenth season finale.
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My Bodacious Vidalia

May 02, 2013 Season 10 Episode 22

Alan gets a "breakover" (i.e. post-breakup makeover)! When Walden encourages a depressed Alan to update his look and start dating again, Alan faces a moral dilemma when he attracts a married woman.
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Another Night With Neil Diamond

Apr 25, 2013 Season 10 Episode 21

Alan is devastated when Lyndsey breaks up with him, leaving Walden struggling to find a way to help him get back on his feet.
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Bazinga! That's from a TV Show

Apr 04, 2013 Season 10 Episode 20

When Jake cheats on his girlfriend Tammy (JAMIE PRESSLY) with her 18-year-old daughter, Ashley (guest star EMILY OSMENT) Alan and Walden get caught in the crossfire. SCOTT BAKULA guest stars as Ashley's ex-boyfriend Jerry.
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Big Episode. Someone Stole a Spoon.

Mar 14, 2013 Season 10 Episode 19

Boys Gone Wild! Walden and Alan try to cheer up a lonely Herb, but end up living it up a little too large.
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The 9:04 from Pemberton

Mar 07, 2013 Season 10 Episode 18

Alan moves out after he and Walden get into a fight over a broken toaster. After Alan moves in with Herb, Walden feels bad and tries to apologize. But Herb gets in the way… because he doesn't want to lose his new roommate.
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Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries

Feb 21, 2013 Season 10 Episode 17

When Walden runs into his ex-wife Bridget at a high-end singles mixer, they talk about getting back together. But Alan feels that she might not be good for Walden.
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Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby

Feb 14, 2013 Season 10 Episode 16

Depressed about being single on Valentine's Day, Walden tries to convince Kate to give him another chance. Meanwhile, Alan's all-out Valentine's Day plans for Lyndsey take a turn for the worse.
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Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It

Feb 07, 2013 Season 10 Episode 15

Alan has concerns when Jake returns home with Tammy (guest star JAIME PRESSLY), his 36-year-old girlfriend that he's madly in love with. Meanwhile, Walden struggles to keep a secret from Alan.
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Run, Steven Staven! Run!

Jan 31, 2013 Season 10 Episode 14

Alan and Lyndsey's relationship is strained when he won't give her a key to the beach house. Meanwhile, Walden, Billy and Herb(recurring guest star RYAN STILES) commiserate about women and relationships. WILLIE GARSON guest stars as Dr. Steven Staven, Lyndsey's gynecologist who takes her on a date.
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Grab a Feather and Get in Line

Jan 10, 2013 Season 10 Episode 13

Walden and Alan visit Kate's fashion show in New York so Walden can reveal the truth about his identity. What revealed, however, is a Broadway-style song and dance performance.
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Welcome to Alancrest

Jan 03, 2013 Season 10 Episode 12

Using Walden's money, Alan invests in Kate's fashion line. Meanwhile, leading a double life starts to take its toll on Walden.
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Give Santa a Tail-hole

Dec 13, 2012 Season 10 Episode 11

Walden juggles having two identities – rich man and poor man – and "Sam Wilson" gets a new job during the holiday season, while Alan finds himself alone at Christmas.
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One Nut Johnson

Dec 06, 2012 Season 10 Episode 10

When Alan helps Walden create a new identity in order to find a woman who isn't just after his money, he encounters a new love interest (guest star BROOKE D'ORSAY).
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I Scream When I Pee

Nov 29, 2012 Season 10 Episode 9

Alan’s “smokin’ hot,” famous ex-wife Kandi (guest star APRIL BOWLBY) wants him back. Meanwhile, Berta isn’t interested in celebrating her birthday… until Walden helps make it special.
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Something My Gynecologist Said

Nov 15, 2012 Season 10 Episode 8

Alan is hesitant to make a serious commitment to Lyndsey (recurring guest star COURTNEY THORNE-SMITH), but gets inspiration from an unlikely source. Meanwhile, Walden enjoys being a boy-toy for a rich older woman.
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Avoid the Chinese Mustard

Nov 08, 2012 Season 10 Episode 7

Tired of the complications of a traditional relationship, Walden hires an actress (guest star LINDSAY PRICE) to play the part of his girlfriend. But when he starts falling for her, he can't tell if she really has feelings for him or is just acting. Meanwhile,Jake and Missi (MILEY CYRUS) surprise Walden and Alan when they plan a weekend rendezvous at the beach house. Too bad, the Army is looking for him as well.
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Ferrets, Attack!

Nov 01, 2012 Season 10 Episode 6

Walden asks Rose to move in, but she feels that it's too early in their relationship. When Zoey tells Walden that she wants to get back together, however, he has to choose between Rose and Zoey…before it's too late.
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That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam

Oct 25, 2012 Season 10 Episode 5

Despite Alan's warnings, Walden starts dating Rose (recurring guest star MELANIE LYNSKEY).
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You Know What the Lollipop Is For

Oct 18, 2012 Season 10 Episode 4

Walden starts to feel his age when a friend's daughter comes to town. Actress MILEY CYRUS guest stars as Missi, the friend who comes to visit for a week and develops a relationship with Jake when he comes home from the Army.
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Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt

Oct 11, 2012 Season 10 Episode 3

Alan and Lyndsey (recurring guest star COURTNEY THORNE-SMITH) decide to spice things up in the bedroom.
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A Big Bag of Dog

Oct 04, 2012 Season 10 Episode 2

Following his break-up with Zoey, Walden has a breakdown.
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I Changed My Mind About the Milk

Sep 27, 2012 Season 10 Episode 1

On the tenth season premiere, Walden plans a big surprise for Zoey (recurring guest star SOPHIE WINKLEMAN) on her birthday. Grammy winner MICHAEL BOLTON guest stars as himself, while True Blood's BRIT MORGAN guest stars as a woman Walden meets at a bar.
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