Two and a Half Men

A hit sitcom built on often-raunchy material, starring Charlie Sheen and, later, Ashton Kutcher begins with the premise of a Malibu bachelor (Sheen) whose life is disrupted when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move in with him. In the ninth season, Kutcher replaces Sheen, playing a billionaire with a broken heart. Briskly written and performed, the s (more…)

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Tue Sep 19 3:00pm
Why We Gave Up Women(Season 9, Episode 22) FX

Kathy Bates guest stars as Charlie's ghost when Alan is hospitalized following a minor heart attack.

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Tue Sep 19 3:30pm
The Straw in My Donut Hole(Season 9, Episode 23) FX

Alan gets out of the hospital and is greeted warmly by his loved ones, but Zoey wonders what the fuss is about.

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Wed Sep 20 11:30am
Why We Gave Up Women(Season 9, Episode 22) FX

Kathy Bates guest stars as Charlie's ghost when Alan is hospitalized following a minor heart attack.

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Wed Sep 20 12:00pm
The Straw in My Donut Hole(Season 9, Episode 23) FX

Alan gets out of the hospital and is greeted warmly by his loved ones, but Zoey wonders what the fuss is about.

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Wed Sep 20 3:00pm
Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!(Season 9, Episode 24) FX

In the ninth-season finale, Jake makes an important decision about his future after graduating from high school.

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Wed Sep 20 3:30pm
I Changed My Mind About the Milk(Season 10, Episode 1) FX

Walden gets a hand from singer Michael Bolton in the Season 10 premiere when he makes big plans to surprise Zoey on her birthday.

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Thu Sep 21 11:30am
Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!(Season 9, Episode 24) FX

In the ninth-season finale, Jake makes an important decision about his future after graduating from high school.

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Thu Sep 21 12:00pm
I Changed My Mind About the Milk(Season 10, Episode 1) FX

Walden gets a hand from singer Michael Bolton in the Season 10 premiere when he makes big plans to surprise Zoey on her birthday.

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Thu Sep 21 3:00pm
A Big Bag of Dog(Season 10, Episode 2) FX

Walden's mental health deteriorates after his breakup with Zoey.

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Thu Sep 21 3:30pm
Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt(Season 10, Episode 3) FX

Alan and Lyndsey vow to liven up their sex life.

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Fri Sep 22 11:30am
A Big Bag of Dog(Season 10, Episode 2) FX

Walden's mental health deteriorates after his breakup with Zoey.

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Fri Sep 22 12:00pm
Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt(Season 10, Episode 3) FX

Alan and Lyndsey vow to liven up their sex life.

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Fri Sep 22 4:30pm
You Do Know What the Lollipop's For(Season 10, Episode 4) FX

A visit from a friend's daughter makes Walden feel his age.

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Fri Sep 22 5:00pm
That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam(Season 10, Episode 5) FX

Walden begins dating Rose—who was in Paris the day Charlie died—much to Alan's dismay.

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Sat Sep 23 9:30am
Ferrets, Attack!(Season 10, Episode 6) FX

Walden has a romantic dilemma involving a choice between Rose and Zoey.

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Sat Sep 23 10:00am
Avoid the Chinese Mustard(Season 10, Episode 7) FX

Walden hires an actress to be his girlfriend when he tires of the ups and downs of traditional relationships. Meanwhile, Missi and Jake make plans for a rendezvous at the beach house.

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Sat Sep 23 10:30am
Something My Gynecologist Said(Season 10, Episode 8) FX

Alan has a surprising inspiration when he mulls making a commitment to Lyndsey; Walden enjoys the attention of a wealthy older woman.

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Sat Sep 23 11:00am
I Scream When I Pee(Season 10, Episode 9) FX

Alan is surprised that his second ex-wife, Kandi, wants him back in her life. Meanwhile, Walden tries to make Berta's birthday special when she would rather not acknowledge it.

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Mon Sep 25 3:00pm
One Nut Johnson(Season 10, Episode 10) FX

Alan helps Walden develop an alias to find a woman who doesn't just love him for his money.

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Mon Sep 25 3:30pm
Give Santa a Tail-Hole(Season 10, Episode 11) FX

Alan is alone for Christmas, while Walden continues to play his poorer alter ego.

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Tue Sep 26 12:30pm
One Nut Johnson(Season 10, Episode 10) FX

Alan helps Walden develop an alias to find a woman who doesn't just love him for his money.

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Tue Sep 26 1:00pm
Give Santa a Tail-Hole(Season 10, Episode 11) FX

Alan is alone for Christmas, while Walden continues to play his poorer alter ego.

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Tue Sep 26 3:00pm
Welcome to Alancrest(Season 10, Episode 12) FX

Alan makes an investment in Kate's fashion line—using Walden's money. Meanwhile, Walden's double life as a poor man begins to wear on him.

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Tue Sep 26 3:30pm
Grab a Feather and Get in Line(Season 10, Episode 13) FX

Walden is ready to tell Kate the truth about his identity when he and Alan go to her fashion show in New York.

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  • Premiered: September 22, 2003
  • Rating: TV-14
  • Premise: A hit sitcom built on often-raunchy material, starring Charlie Sheen and, later, Ashton Kutcher begins with the premise of a Malibu bachelor (Sheen) whose life is disrupted when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move in with him. In the ninth season, Kutc… (more)

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