Two and a Half Men

A hit sitcom built on often-raunchy material, starring Charlie Sheen and, later, Ashton Kutcher begins with the premise of a Malibu bachelor (Sheen) whose life is disrupted when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move in with him. In the ninth season, Kutcher replaces Sheen, playing a billionaire with a broken heart. Briskly written and performed, the s (more…)

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Sat Jul 22 9:00am
Corey's Been Dead for an Hour(Season 4, Episode 9) FX

Charlie gets tired of Alan's mooching and reaches the breaking point during the brothers' double date. Nina: Rachel Cannon. Vicki: Danielle Bisutti. Gordon: J.D. Walsh. Bobby: James Edson.

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Sat Jul 22 9:30am
Kissing Abraham Lincoln(Season 4, Episode 10) FX

Charlie's latest lover takes over his house and pushes Berta's buttons by treating her like a maid, and he is too influenced by sex to stop her. Meanwhile, Alan's distracted from trying to get Kandi to agree to sell their condo after she asks him for sex.

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Sat Jul 22 10:00am
Walnuts and Demerol(Season 4, Episode 11) FX

On Christmas Eve, Charlie's lusty plans for his date are thwarted by guests who keep stopping by, especially Evelyn, who is determined to keep them apart for some unexplained reason. Dorothy: Susan Sullivan. Gloria: Jessica Collins. Herb: Ryan Stiles.

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Sat Jul 22 10:30am
Castrating Sheep in Montana(Season 4, Episode 12) FX

Charlie discovers that Alan has been secretly dating Berta's daughter (Sara Rue) and worries about how Berta will take the news, but he and Alan are taken by surprise by her uncharacteristic reaction. Hector: Marco Sanchez.

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Sun Jul 23 2:10am
Castrating Sheep in Montana(Season 4, Episode 12) FX

Charlie discovers that Alan has been secretly dating Berta's daughter (Sara Rue) and worries about how Berta will take the news, but he and Alan are taken by surprise by her uncharacteristic reaction. Hector: Marco Sanchez.

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Mon Jul 24 3:00pm
Don't Worry, Speed Racer(Season 4, Episode 13) FX

Alan confronts Judith when Jake mentions that he hears his mom and Herb (Ryan Stiles) having sex; Charlie discovers that he's repressed his own memory involving his mom and a sexual partner. Hiroshi: Sab Shimono.

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Mon Jul 24 3:30pm
That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami(Season 4, Episode 14) FX

Charlie's new neighbor (guest star Brooke Shields) seems uncannily like Alan, which prompts Charlie to try and fix them up with the hope that they'll fall in love---and he'll get rid of Alan. Vanessa: Deprise D. Brescia. Eva: Carly Thomas.

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Tue Jul 25 12:00pm
Don't Worry, Speed Racer(Season 4, Episode 13) FX

Alan confronts Judith when Jake mentions that he hears his mom and Herb (Ryan Stiles) having sex; Charlie discovers that he's repressed his own memory involving his mom and a sexual partner. Hiroshi: Sab Shimono.

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Tue Jul 25 12:30pm
That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami(Season 4, Episode 14) FX

Charlie's new neighbor (guest star Brooke Shields) seems uncannily like Alan, which prompts Charlie to try and fix them up with the hope that they'll fall in love---and he'll get rid of Alan. Vanessa: Deprise D. Brescia. Eva: Carly Thomas.

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Tue Jul 25 3:00pm
My Damn Stalker(Season 4, Episode 15) FX

Charlie thinks Rose is joking when she says she's moving to London, but then he finds out it's true and realizes he's taken her for granted. Meanwhile, Alan hits it off with his online date (Allison Janney), but he tells her that the house is his and that (more…)

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Tue Jul 25 3:30pm
Young People Have Phlegm Too(Season 4, Episode 16) FX

Charlie starts dating a 24-year-old named Robin (Brooke D'Orsay) and Alan warns him that he's too old to keep up. Charlie not only ignores his brother, but he talks Alan into a double date with one of Robin's young friends. Donna: Morgan Fairchild. Megan: (more…)

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Wed Jul 26 12:00pm
My Damn Stalker(Season 4, Episode 15) FX

Charlie thinks Rose is joking when she says she's moving to London, but then he finds out it's true and realizes he's taken her for granted. Meanwhile, Alan hits it off with his online date (Allison Janney), but he tells her that the house is his and that (more…)

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Wed Jul 26 12:30pm
Young People Have Phlegm Too(Season 4, Episode 16) FX

Charlie starts dating a 24-year-old named Robin (Brooke D'Orsay) and Alan warns him that he's too old to keep up. Charlie not only ignores his brother, but he talks Alan into a double date with one of Robin's young friends. Donna: Morgan Fairchild. Megan: (more…)

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Wed Jul 26 3:00pm
I Merely Slept With a Commie(Season 4, Episode 17) FX

Evelyn complains about the lack of mourning at a friend's funeral, leading Charlie and Alan to be brutally honest with her about what hers could be like because of how she treats people. But they discover that not everyone feels the same way about her when (more…)

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Wed Jul 26 3:30pm
It Never Rains in Hooterville(Season 4, Episode 18) FX

When Jake takes down his Harry Potter posters and replaces them with pictures of women, Alan feels like he's losing his little boy and has a midlife crisis. Rodney: Frankie Jay Allison. Detective: Ben Hermes. Kandi: April Bowlby.

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Thu Jul 27 11:30am
I Merely Slept With a Commie(Season 4, Episode 17) FX

Evelyn complains about the lack of mourning at a friend's funeral, leading Charlie and Alan to be brutally honest with her about what hers could be like because of how she treats people. But they discover that not everyone feels the same way about her when (more…)

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Thu Jul 27 12:00pm
It Never Rains in Hooterville(Season 4, Episode 18) FX

When Jake takes down his Harry Potter posters and replaces them with pictures of women, Alan feels like he's losing his little boy and has a midlife crisis. Rodney: Frankie Jay Allison. Detective: Ben Hermes. Kandi: April Bowlby.

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Thu Jul 27 3:00pm
Smooth as a Ken Doll(Season 4, Episode 19) FX

As Judith and Herb's wedding day nears, Charlie befriends Herb's sister. Myra: Judy Greer. Bethany: Sara Erikson. Herb: Ryan Stiles.

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Thu Jul 27 3:30pm
Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot(Season 4, Episode 20) FX

Judith's wedding approaches and Alan prepares Jake for the event. Meanwhile, Charlie continues his romance with Myra (Judy Greer), Herb's sister. Shannon: Deirdre Lovejoy. Tailor: Avner Garbi. Minister: Bob Rumnock.

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Fri Jul 28 11:30am
Smooth as a Ken Doll(Season 4, Episode 19) FX

As Judith and Herb's wedding day nears, Charlie befriends Herb's sister. Myra: Judy Greer. Bethany: Sara Erikson. Herb: Ryan Stiles.

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Fri Jul 28 12:00pm
Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot(Season 4, Episode 20) FX

Judith's wedding approaches and Alan prepares Jake for the event. Meanwhile, Charlie continues his romance with Myra (Judy Greer), Herb's sister. Shannon: Deirdre Lovejoy. Tailor: Avner Garbi. Minister: Bob Rumnock.

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Fri Jul 28 4:00pm
Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous(Season 4, Episode 21) FX

Alan befriends a single gay father (Matt Roth), which prompts Alan and Charlie to reexamine their sexual identities. Meanwhile, Jake develops a crush on the man's daughter (Kay Panabaker). Dr. Freeman: Jayne Lynch.

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Fri Jul 28 4:30pm
Mr. McGlue's Feedbag(Season 4, Episode 22) FX

Charlie takes Jake to the track, where Jake comes into some serious winnings. Meanwhile, Alan is stuck at the Department of Motor Vehicles. Petey: Joel Murray. Lena: Andrea Savage. Jeanie: Nadine Ellis.

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Sat Jul 29 9:00am
Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin(Season 4, Episode 23) FX

A handyman (Enrique Iglesias) working at the house steals Charlie's latest lover. Chloe: Rachel Cannon.

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  • Premiered: September 22, 2003
  • Rating: TV-14
  • Premise: A hit sitcom built on often-raunchy material, starring Charlie Sheen and, later, Ashton Kutcher begins with the premise of a Malibu bachelor (Sheen) whose life is disrupted when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move in with him. In the ninth season, Kutc… (more)

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