Mon Aug 31 4:00pm
My Tongue Is Meat(Season 3, Episode 15) FX

Mia (Emmanuelle Vaugier) and Charlie clash over his lifestyle.

Mon Aug 31 4:30pm
Ergo, the Booty Call(Season 3, Episode 16) FX

Alan does his best to avoid the awkwardness of having his 22-year-old girlfriend attend Jake's birthday party.

Tue Sep 1 11:30am
My Tongue Is Meat(Season 3, Episode 15) FX

Mia (Emmanuelle Vaugier) and Charlie clash over his lifestyle.

Tue Sep 1 12:00pm
Ergo, the Booty Call(Season 3, Episode 16) FX

Alan does his best to avoid the awkwardness of having his 22-year-old girlfriend attend Jake's birthday party.

Tue Sep 1 3:00pm
The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer(Season 3, Episode 17) FX

Charlie is tricked by his mom and Alan into attending a jingle writers awards dinner, a prize he's never won, where he has to endure comments from a pompous multiple winner (Jon Lovitz). Gordon: J.D. Walsh.

Tue Sep 1 3:30pm
The Spit-Covered Cobbler(Season 3, Episode 18) FX

Alan starts paying his girlfriend's bills and runs into financial problems.

Wed Sep 2 12:00pm
The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer(Season 3, Episode 17) FX

Charlie is tricked by his mom and Alan into attending a jingle writers awards dinner, a prize he's never won, where he has to endure comments from a pompous multiple winner (Jon Lovitz). Gordon: J.D. Walsh.

Wed Sep 2 12:30pm
The Spit-Covered Cobbler(Season 3, Episode 18) FX

Alan starts paying his girlfriend's bills and runs into financial problems.

Wed Sep 2 3:00pm
Golly Moses, She's a Muffin(Season 3, Episode 19) FX

Alan's girlfriend (April Bowlby) moves in with him, and the new situation creates tension in the house.

Wed Sep 2 3:30pm
Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro(Season 3, Episode 20) FX

While Alan rushes to Kandi, who's living with Judith, to try and win his girlfriend back, Charlie sleeps with Kandi's mother (Gail O'Grady). Meanwhile, Kandi sets Judith up on a date with her dad (Kevin Sorbo). Kandi: April Bowlby.

Thu Sep 3 11:30am
Golly Moses, She's a Muffin(Season 3, Episode 19) FX

Alan's girlfriend (April Bowlby) moves in with him, and the new situation creates tension in the house.

Thu Sep 3 12:00pm
Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro(Season 3, Episode 20) FX

While Alan rushes to Kandi, who's living with Judith, to try and win his girlfriend back, Charlie sleeps with Kandi's mother (Gail O'Grady). Meanwhile, Kandi sets Judith up on a date with her dad (Kevin Sorbo). Kandi: April Bowlby.

Thu Sep 3 3:00pm
And the Plot Moistens(Season 3, Episode 21) FX

Alan falls for Jake's teacher (Julia Campbell), whose intelligence is a refreshing change from Kandi's flakiness. Meanwhile, Charlie helps Jake with his audition for the school musical.

Thu Sep 3 3:30pm
Just Once With Aunt Sophie(Season 3, Episode 22) FX

When a girl (Stephanie Brown) invites Jake to his first boy-girl party, Charlie robs Alan of the chance to offer his son advice on women by beating him to the task. Alan also feels slighted that Charlie never gave him that much-needed advice in their youth (more…)

Fri Sep 4 11:30am
And the Plot Moistens(Season 3, Episode 21) FX

Alan falls for Jake's teacher (Julia Campbell), whose intelligence is a refreshing change from Kandi's flakiness. Meanwhile, Charlie helps Jake with his audition for the school musical.

Fri Sep 4 12:00pm
Just Once With Aunt Sophie(Season 3, Episode 22) FX

When a girl (Stephanie Brown) invites Jake to his first boy-girl party, Charlie robs Alan of the chance to offer his son advice on women by beating him to the task. Alan also feels slighted that Charlie never gave him that much-needed advice in their youth (more…)

Fri Sep 4 4:30pm
Arguments for the Quickie(Season 3, Episode 23) FX

Part 1 of two. Mia's dance troupe is in town and she reserves four ballet tickets for the Harpers, but Charlie is suspicious of her motives for seeing him again. Jennifer: Cheyenne Casebier. Theresa: Maria Tornberg. Mia: Emmanuelle Vaugier.

Fri Sep 4 5:00pm
That Pistol-packin' Hermaphrodite(Season 3, Episode 24) FX

Conclusion. As Charlie and Mia make wedding plans, Alan and Jake are concerned about where they will live. And Rose doesn't take the wedding news well. Leon: John Vance. Rev. Yarnell: Steven Shaw.

Sat Sep 5 9:30am
Working for Caligula(Season 4, Episode 1) FX

Charlie settles back into his old bachelor ways until Alan faces an emotional crisis. Sally: Marisa Tayui. Tina: Sandra McCoy. Cindy: Mia Kelly. Marie: Katie Weaver.

Sat Sep 5 10:00am
Who's Vod Kanockers?(Season 4, Episode 2) FX

Charlie finally tells Alan that he ended it with Mia because she wanted Alan and Jake to move out. Meanwhile, Charlie has problems with his neighbor, rocker Steven Tyler (who appears in a cameo).

Sat Sep 5 10:30am
The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress(Season 4, Episode 3) FX

Charlie nearly drowns while surfing and has a vision of his father's floating head, which tells him to do the unthinkable---take care of his mother.

Sat Sep 5 11:00am
A Pot-Smoking Monkey(Season 4, Episode 4) FX

Alan threatens to get legal representation if Kandi doesn't agree to joint custody of their dog, until he learns that Kandi's lawyer (Christopher Neiman) is the cutthroat who helped Judith in their settlement. Officer No. 1: Andre Ware. Officer No. 2: Mich (more…)

Sun Sep 6 2:02am
Working for Caligula(Season 4, Episode 1) FX

Charlie settles back into his old bachelor ways until Alan faces an emotional crisis. Sally: Marisa Tayui. Tina: Sandra McCoy. Cindy: Mia Kelly. Marie: Katie Weaver.

Sun Sep 6 2:32am
Who's Vod Kanockers?(Season 4, Episode 2) FX

Charlie finally tells Alan that he ended it with Mia because she wanted Alan and Jake to move out. Meanwhile, Charlie has problems with his neighbor, rocker Steven Tyler (who appears in a cameo).

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  • Premiered: September 22, 2003
  • Rating: TV-14
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  • Premise: A hit sitcom built on often-raunchy material, starring Charlie Sheen and, later, Ashton Kutcher begins with the premise of a Malibu bachelor (Sheen) whose life is disrupted when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move in with him. In the ninth season, Kutc… (more)

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