Two and a Half Men

A hit sitcom built on often-raunchy material, starring Charlie Sheen and, later, Ashton Kutcher begins with the premise of a Malibu bachelor (Sheen) whose life is disrupted when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move in with him. In the ninth season, Kutcher replaces Sheen, playing a billionaire with a broken heart. Briskly written and performed, the s (more…)

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Fri Nov 24 7:00am
Pilot Episode(Season 1, Episode 1) FX

Carefree jingle writer Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) has his lifestyle altered when his uptight brother and his 10-year-old nephew (Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones) move in with him. Evelyn Harper: Holland Taylor. Judith Harper: Marin Hinkle. Rose: Melanie Lyns (more…)

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Fri Nov 24 7:30am
Merry Thanksgiving(Season 1, Episode 10) FX

Denise Richards plays Charlie's engaged old love. Realizing he's losing someone special, Charlie plans a Thanksgiving dinner to convince her he's a family guy and that she should be with him. Sheldon: George Wyner. Lenore: Christine Rose.

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Fri Nov 24 8:00am
An Old Flame With a New Wick(Season 1, Episode 18) FX

Chris O'Donnell plays one of Charlie's ex-girlfriends, who is now a man. It gets better: He starts dating Evelyn (Holland Taylor), who's clueless about his past history with her son. Leanne: Rebecca McFarland. Berta: Conchata Ferrel.

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Fri Nov 24 8:30am
Bad News From the Clinic?(Season 2, Episode 5) FX

Charlie meets his match in a self-centered woman (Jeri Ryan) who takes control of the relationship and treats him the same way he usually treats his dates. Alan: Jon Cryer. Berta: Conchata Ferrell. Jake: Angus T. Jones.

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Fri Nov 24 9:00am
Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop(Season 3, Episode 7) FX

Martin Sheen guest stars as Rose's dad, who confronts Charlie and asks what his intentions are towards his daughter after an inebriated Charlie sleeps with Rose on her birthday. Margaret: June Squibb. Rose: Melanie Lynskey. Evelyn: Holland Taylor. Alan: Jo (more…)

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Fri Nov 24 9:30am
Who's Vod Kanockers?(Season 4, Episode 2) FX

Charlie finally tells Alan that he ended it with Mia because she wanted Alan and Jake to move out. Meanwhile, Charlie has problems with his neighbor, rocker Steven Tyler (who appears in a cameo).

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Fri Nov 24 10:00am
Large Birds, Spiders and Mom(Season 5, Episode 1) FX

Alan and Charlie do their best to get Jake ready for his first day of junior high, but they end up doing more harm than good. Mike: Brian Turk. Julie: Monica Young. Dr. Pranjeep: Kris Iyer.

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Fri Nov 24 10:30am
Tight's Good(Season 5, Episode 9) FX

Charlie fights his attraction to his soon-to-be stepsister (Jenny McCarthy). Teddy: Robert Wagner.

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Fri Nov 24 11:00am
Fish in a Drawer(Season 5, Episode 17) FX

George Eads has a cameo in this episode in which a CSI team investigates a death at Charlie's house. The script was written by "CSI: Crime Scene Investigation" scribes Sarah Goldfinger and Evan Dunsky. Sloane Jagov: Jamie Rose. Wes Tosterone: Michael Lowry (more…)

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Fri Nov 24 11:30am
Lookin' for Japanese Subs(Season 8, Episode 14) FX

Charlie can't get over Rose being married, and he begins to stalk her; and Alan is worried when Jake and Eldridge make videos of each other performing dangerous stunts.

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Fri Nov 24 12:00pm
That Darn Priest(Season 8, Episode 16) FX

Alan learns Rose's secret when he meets her "husband," and Rose uncovers Alan's Ponzi scheme. Meanwhile, Charlie scrambles to find time to be alone with Rose.

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Fri Nov 24 12:30pm
Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt(Season 9, Episode 1) FX

In Part 1 of a two-part ninth-season opener, Ashton Kutcher joins the cast as brokenhearted billionaire Walden Schmidt.

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Fri Nov 24 1:00pm
People Who Love Peepholes(Season 9, Episode 2) FX

In the conclusion of a two-part ninth-season opener, Judy Greer joins the cast as Bridget, Walden's ex-wife.

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Fri Nov 24 1:30pm
Why We Gave Up Women(Season 9, Episode 22) FX

Kathy Bates guest stars as Charlie's ghost when Alan is hospitalized following a minor heart attack.

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Fri Nov 24 2:00pm
Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!(Season 9, Episode 24) FX

In the ninth-season finale, Jake makes an important decision about his future after graduating from high school.

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Fri Nov 24 2:30pm
I Changed My Mind About the Milk(Season 10, Episode 1) FX

Walden gets a hand from singer Michael Bolton in the Season 10 premiere when he makes big plans to surprise Zoey on her birthday.

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Fri Nov 24 3:00pm
Give Santa a Tail-Hole(Season 10, Episode 11) FX

Alan is alone for Christmas, while Walden continues to play his poorer alter ego.

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Fri Nov 24 3:30pm
Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped(Season 10, Episode 23) FX

In the Season 10 finale, Walden goes out with a 22-year-old woman, but winds up becoming smitten with her grandmother. Meanwhile, Alan and Jake take a trip to bond as father and son.

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Sat Nov 25 4:00am
Tight's Good(Season 5, Episode 9) FX

Charlie fights his attraction to his soon-to-be stepsister (Jenny McCarthy). Teddy: Robert Wagner.

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Sat Nov 25 4:30am
Kinda Like Necrophilia(Season 5, Episode 10) FX

Alan learns that it was Charlie who stole his high-school girlfriend years ago, and now he wants to get revenge. Gabrielle: Justine Eyre. Charity: Laura McLauchlin.

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Sat Nov 25 8:30am
Meander to Your Dander(Season 5, Episode 11) FX

Charlie teaches Alan how to break up with a woman. Donna: Kimberly Quinn. Brenda: Eve Gordon. Georgia: Sandra Dee Robinson. Lilly: Gracie Maddox.

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Sat Nov 25 9:00am
A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh(Season 5, Episode 12) FX

Rose returns from England and nurses a sick Charlie in her own unique way. Lulu: Cerina Vincent. Rose: Melanie Lynskey.

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Sat Nov 25 9:30am
The Soil Is Moist(Season 5, Episode 13) FX

Alan dates a friend of Judith's, and the woman gossips about Judith's sex life. Herb: Ryan Stiles. Cynthia: Jessica Tuck.

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Sat Nov 25 10:00am
Winky-Dink Time(Season 5, Episode 14) FX

Charlie and Jake go on a double date; and Charlie arranges a date with a prostitute for Alan.

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  • Premiered: September 22, 2003
  • Rating: TV-14
  • Premise: A hit sitcom built on often-raunchy material, starring Charlie Sheen and, later, Ashton Kutcher begins with the premise of a Malibu bachelor (Sheen) whose life is disrupted when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move in with him. In the ninth season, Kutc… (more)

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