Two and a Half Men Episodes

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Two and a Half Men Season 9 episodes

Oh Look! Al-Qaeda! Season 9, Episode 24

In the ninth-season finale, Jake makes an important decision about his future after graduating from high school. read more

The Straw in My Donut Hole Season 9, Episode 23

Alan gets out of the hospital and is greeted warmly by his loved ones, but Zoey wonders what the fuss is about. read more

Why We Gave Up Women Season 9, Episode 22

Kathy Bates guest stars as Charlie's ghost when Alan is hospitalized following a minor heart attack. read more

Mr. Hose Says "Yes" Season 9, Episode 21

Walden's relationship is put to the test when Zoey and her daughter become his new housemates. Meanwhile, Alan moves in with Lyndsey. read more

Grandma's Pie Season 9, Episode 20

Walden tells Zoey his new business partner is his ex-wife, Bridget; Alan and Lyndsey struggle to get used to their mothers' relationship. read more

Palmdale, Ech Season 9, Episode 19

Alan and Lyndsey's mothers meet for the first time; Jake and Eldridge want Walden to drive them to a party. read more

The War Against Gingivitis Season 9, Episode 18

Walden is taken aback when he gets a surprise visit from his bitter former business partner, who's looking to mend their differences. read more

Not In My Mouth! Season 9, Episode 17

A brush with death drives a wedge between Walden and Zoey; Alan wonders about Lyndsey's drinking habits. read more

Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy Season 9, Episode 16

Tempers flare when Walden, Alan, Lyndsey and Zoey are trapped in the house during a storm for a sequestration that might result in another Valentine's Day massacre. read more

The Duchess of Dull-In-Sack Season 9, Episode 15

Walden tries to get Zoey to relax by introducing her to Berta's "enhanced" brownies. read more

Slowly and in a Circular Fashion Season 9, Episode 13

Walden's ex-wife and mother try to take control of his company, so he turns to Alan for help. read more

One False Move, Zimbabwe! Season 9, Episode 12

Alan falls for Walden's mom during her visit, in which she reveals a devastating secret from Walden's past. read more

What A Lovely Landing Strip Season 9, Episode 11

Bridget reappears just as Walden is romancing a new love interest. read more

Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes Season 9, Episode 10

Walden likes a British woman, but both Walden and the woman doubt that he's ready to date yet. read more

Frodo's Headshots Season 9, Episode 9

Alan comes home from the hospital and encounters a series of daunting challenges. read more

Thanks for the Intercourse Season 9, Episode 8

Walden redecorates, and the change unsettles Alan as it prompts him to think of losing Charlie. read more

Those Fancy Japanese Toilets Season 9, Episode 7

Jake develops a crush on his Japanese tutor, and his tutor has a crush on Walden. Meanwhile, Alan is fascinated by Charlie's journal, which Charlie left to him. read more

The Squat and the Hover Season 9, Episode 6

Walden receives divorce papers, but then he meets a woman who looks just like Bridget. read more

Giant Cat Holding Churro Season 9, Episode 5

Alan has trouble accepting Lyndsey's seedy movie past, and Walden tries to cheer him up by throwing a party. read more

Nine Magic Fingers Season 9, Episode 4

Walden looks for Mrs. Right, and Alan wants Lyndsey back in his life. read more

Big Girls Don't Throw Food Season 9, Episode 3

Alan gives dating advice to Walden as he prepares to go out with Bridget; and Jake decides to drop out of school because that's what Walden did. read more

People Who Love Peepholes Season 9, Episode 2

In the conclusion of a two-part ninth-season opener, Judy Greer joins the cast as Bridget, Walden's ex-wife. read more

Two and a Half Men Episode Recap: "Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt" Season 9, Episode 1

Should I start watching Two and a Half Men now that Ashton Kutcher has taken over for Charlie Sheen?

Full disclosure: I'm a terrible choice to recap the premiere of Men 2.0 really. Did I enjoy watching the show over which Sheen formerly held court? Um, no. Did I watch an episode or two while visiting my parents in Florida for Easter and not really mind it exactly? Sure. Was I a Kutcher fan from his days on That '70s Show? Nope. Will I admit to watching — and moderately enjoying -- Dude, Where's My Car? while home from work hungover sick? OK, fine. That said, my feelings about the merger of the relative pop-culture magnetism of Two and a Half Men and Kutcher can be summarized in one simple word brought to the colonies by my Emerald Isle forebears: meh.

As near as I can gather, Charlie Harper (Sheen) died... read more

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Premiered: September 22, 2003, on CBS
Rating: TV-PG
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Premise: A hit sitcom built on often-raunchy material, starring Charlie Sheen and, later, Ashton Kutcher begins with the premise of a Malibu bachelor (Sheen) whose life is disrupted when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move in with him. In the ninth season, Kutcher replaces Sheen, playing a billionaire with a broken heart. Briskly written and performed, the sitcom had fun spoofing Charlie Sheen's bad-boy reputation (which ultimately led to his exit from the series) and Jon Cryer's nervous energy.



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