Two and a Half Men Episodes

2003, TV Show

Two and a Half Men Season 8 episodes

That Darn Priest Season 8, Episode 16

Alan learns Rose's secret when he meets her "husband," and Rose uncovers Alan's Ponzi scheme. Meanwhile, Charlie scrambles to find time to be alone with Rose. read more

Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak Season 8, Episode 15

Charlie and Rose's affair continues while Alan's chiropractic business turns shady. read more

Lookin' for Japanese Subs Season 8, Episode 14

Charlie can't get over Rose being married, and he begins to stalk her; and Alan is worried when Jake and Eldridge make videos of each other performing dangerous stunts. read more

Skunk, Dog, Crap and Ketchup Season 8, Episode 13

Alan becomes paranoid when Charlie and Lyndsey start to become friends. read more

Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead Season 8, Episode 12

Charlie and Courtney split up, and a depressed Charlie seeks solace from his psychiatrist, Dr. Freeman. read more

Dead from the Waist Down Season 8, Episode 11

Alan gets creative with a gift for Lyndsey when he's ashamed that he can't afford an expensive present. read more

Ow, Ow Don't Stop Season 8, Episode 10

Charlie spends money wildly for his old lover Courtney, who returns after spending three years in prison. read more

A Good Time in Central Africa Season 8, Episode 9

Berta takes a few days off and Charlie falls for the woman who replaces her. read more

Springtime on a Stick Season 8, Episode 8

Charlie and Alan plays matchmaker for Evelyn and try to set her up with Russell (Martin Mull), the pharmacist. read more

The Crazy Bitch Gazette Season 8, Episode 7

Charlie's new girlfriend grows frustrated with Rose, who continues to stalk Charlie. read more

Twanging Your Magic Clanger Season 8, Episode 6

Charlie dates a woman who's slightly older, but the age difference is just enough to trouble him. read more

The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel Season 8, Episode 5

Alan pretends to be Charlie for a night, while Charlie is away getting cosmetic surgery. read more

Hookers, Hookers, Hookers Season 8, Episode 4

When Alan burns down Lyndsey's home, Lyndsey and Eldridge move into Charlie's house. read more

A Pudding-Filled Cactus Season 8, Episode 3

Alan moves in with Lyndsey, but he continues his affair with Melissa, whom he meets at Charlie's house. read more

A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer Season 8, Episode 2

Lyndsey asks Alan to move in with her, and an overjoyed Charlie tries to persuade Alan to accept the offer. read more

Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud Season 8, Episode 1

In the eighth-season opener, Jake goes to live with his mom and Herb when he finds out that his dad is dating Eldridge's mom; and Charlie thinks it's time to cut back on his drinking. read more

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Premiered: September 22, 2003, on CBS
Rating: TV-PG
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Premise: A hit sitcom built on often-raunchy material, starring Charlie Sheen and, later, Ashton Kutcher begins with the premise of a Malibu bachelor (Sheen) whose life is disrupted when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move in with him. In the ninth season, Kutcher replaces Sheen, playing a billionaire with a broken heart. Briskly written and performed, the sitcom had fun spoofing Charlie Sheen's bad-boy reputation (which ultimately led to his exit from the series) and Jon Cryer's nervous energy.



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