Two and a Half Men Episodes

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Two and a Half Men Season 5 episodes

Waiting for the Right Snapper Season 5, Episode 19

In the fifth-season finale, Charlie is tempted when he meets the daughter of the older woman (Susan Blakely) he is dating. Dr. Freeman: Jane Lynch. read more

If My Hole Could Talk Season 5, Episode 18

Charlie falls for an older woman (Susan Blakely) who writes self-help books; and Alan and Jake fight about a school assignment. Jeremy: Coby McLaughlin. Mike: Jack Plotnick. Jon Cryer directed the episode. read more

Fish in a Drawer Season 5, Episode 17

George Eads has a cameo in this episode in which a CSI team investigates a death at Charlie's house. The script was written by "CSI: Crime Scene Investigation" scribes Sarah Goldfinger and Evan Dunsky. Sloane Jagov: Jamie Rose. Wes Tosterone: Michael Lowry. Det. Henry Ketchum: John Burke. Coroner: Ping Wu. Jenna: Hope Allen. read more

Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty Season 5, Episode 16

While Alan plans Evelyn's wedding, Charlie plans his next conquest---his future stepsister (Jenny McCarthy). Teddy: Robert Wagner. Minister: Steve Tom. read more

Rough Night in Hump Junction Season 5, Episode 15

Alan is afraid that Charlie's womanizing has reached a dangerous level. Mia: Emmanuelle Vaugier. Dr. Freeman: Jane Lynch. Pepper: Anastasia Roark. Gretchen: Andrea Bogart. Sam: Barry Livingston. Fred: Clint Carmichael. read more

Winky-Dink Time Season 5, Episode 14

Charlie and Jake go on a double date; and Charlie arranges a date with a prostitute for Alan. read more

The Soil Is Moist Season 5, Episode 13

Alan dates a friend of Judith's, and the woman gossips about Judith's sex life. Herb: Ryan Stiles. Cynthia: Jessica Tuck. read more

A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh Season 5, Episode 12

Rose returns from England and nurses a sick Charlie in her own unique way. Lulu: Cerina Vincent. Rose: Melanie Lynskey. read more

Meander to Your Dander Season 5, Episode 11

Charlie teaches Alan how to break up with a woman. Donna: Kimberly Quinn. Brenda: Eve Gordon. Georgia: Sandra Dee Robinson. Lilly: Gracie Maddox. read more

Kinda Like Necrophilia Season 5, Episode 10

Alan learns that it was Charlie who stole his high-school girlfriend years ago, and now he wants to get revenge. Gabrielle: Justine Eyre. Charity: Laura McLauchlin. read more

Tight's Good Season 5, Episode 9

Charlie fights his attraction to his soon-to-be stepsister (Jenny McCarthy). Teddy: Robert Wagner. read more

Is There a Mrs. Waffles? Season 5, Episode 8

Charlie may have a new career as a children's singing star. Artie: Richard Kind. Vicki: Ion Overman. Summer: Tina Morasco. Dakota: Lexi Jourden. read more

The Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room Season 5, Episode 7

An argument with Charlie prompts Alan to take Jake and move in with Evelyn. Teddy: Robert Wagner. Nina: Simone Kessell. read more

Help Daddy Find His Toenail Season 5, Episode 6

Jake sneaks out to a concert that Alan told him he couldn't attend. Meanwhile, Charlie's girlfriend is embarrassed to be seen in public with him. Melina: Jeanine Giovanni. Councilman Stewart: Richard V. Licata. read more

Putting Swim Fins on a Cat Season 5, Episode 5

Charlie babysits Linda's 4-year-old son, and he must find ways to keep the boy entertained. Linda: Ming-Na Wen. Clinician: Ernie Grunwald. Gary: Matt McKenzie. read more

City of Great Racks Season 5, Episode 4

Charlie is ready to consummate his relationship with Linda (Ming-Na Wen), but he keeps seeing the face of Rose (Melanie Lynskey) everywhere he goes. Dr. Freeman: Jane Lynch. Flight Attendant: Anna Graves. read more

Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo Season 5, Episode 3

Having grown tired of young vacuous women, Charlie lets Alan arrange a date for him with a woman (Ming-Na Wen) his own age. Deedee: Jud Taylor. Donna: Kimberly Quinn. Luanne: J.J. Rodgers. Bailiff: Kurt Scholler. read more

Media Room Slash Dungeon Season 5, Episode 2

Alan's date (Janeane Garofalo) behaves strangely after they have sex; and Charlie acts weird following a meeting with his mom. Margaret: Jennifer O'Dell. Mitzi: Holly King. read more

Large Birds, Spiders and Mom Season 5, Episode 1

Alan and Charlie do their best to get Jake ready for his first day of junior high, but they end up doing more harm than good. Mike: Brian Turk. Julie: Monica Young. Dr. Pranjeep: Kris Iyer. read more

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Premiered: September 22, 2003, on CBS
Rating: TV-PG
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Premise: A hit sitcom built on often-raunchy material, starring Charlie Sheen and, later, Ashton Kutcher begins with the premise of a Malibu bachelor (Sheen) whose life is disrupted when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move in with him. In the ninth season, Kutcher replaces Sheen, playing a billionaire with a broken heart. Briskly written and performed, the sitcom had fun spoofing Charlie Sheen's bad-boy reputation (which ultimately led to his exit from the series) and Jon Cryer's nervous energy.

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