Two and a Half Men Episodes

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Two and a Half Men Season 2 episodes

Does This Smell Funny to You? Season 2, Episode 24

In the second-season finale, told through flashbacks as Jake reads a report to his class, an angry husband (Orson Bean) confronts Charlie for sleeping with his wife. Natalie: Karen Trella. Teacher: Patricia Bethune. Jake: Angus T. Jones. read more

Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab Season 2, Episode 23

A women's volleyball team walks into a bar. It's no joke, but a godsend for Alan and Charlie, who are drinking away the guilt of letting Jake stay with Evelyn. Danielle: Catherine McCord. Kimberly: Christina Chambers. Evelyn: Holland Taylor. Jake: Angus T. Jones. read more

That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother Season 2, Episode 22

Alan foolishly borrows money from Evelyn to buy a Porsche, and in turn she asks him to go on a blind date with the daughter (Chloe Webb) of a man she's dating. Cab Driver: Jay Harik. Waiter: John O'Brien. read more

A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On Season 2, Episode 21

Alan, Jake and a reluctant Charlie accompany Evelyn to the funeral of one of her ex-husbands, and Charlie starts hitting on the young and beautiful widow (Cynthia Preston). Christine: Gigi Rice. Minister: Steve Tom. Evelyn: Holland Taylor. read more

I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey Season 2, Episode 20

When Charlie and Alan antagonize each other like adolescent boys, Rose gets them to sit down and discuss their unresolved issues. Rose: Melanie Lynskey. Berta: Conchata Ferrell. Jake: Angus T. Jones. Judith: Marin Hinkle. read more

A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise Season 2, Episode 19

A bold Alan asks out Sherri (Jeri Ryan), who was indifferent to Charlie when they dated, and, to everyone's surprise, she's attracted to Alan. Stephan: James Edson. Jake: Angus T. Jones. Alan: Jon Cryer. Charlie: Charlie Sheen. read more

It Was 'Mame,' Mom Season 2, Episode 18

Charlie persuades Alan to pretend they're a couple to impress a gay ad-agency exec, then has a dilemma when he falls for the man's gorgeous ex-wife (Lucy Lawless). Eric: David Starzyk. Evelyn: Holland Taylor. Rose: Melanie Lynskey. read more

Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam! Season 2, Episode 17

A wild night of pleasure leaves Charlie in severe back pain, but it's not enough to keep him from hitting on his beautiful doctor (Alicia Coppola), which appalls Alan. Debbie: Kristen Miller. Male Nurse: Ken Jeong. Nurse: Helen Greenberg. read more

Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth? Season 2, Episode 16

Judith goes to Hawaii, leaving Jake with Alan and Charlie for an entire week, and everything that can go wrong does for all three...er...two and a half men. Jake: Angus T. Jones. Berta: Conchata Ferrell. Alan Jon Cryer. read more

Smell the Umbrella Stand Season 2, Episode 15

Worried over getting a colonoscopy, Alan takes Charlie's advice to go with him to Las Vegas and to bring Jake. But obstacles keep delaying the outing, including Jake getting sick. Anesthesiologist: Suzanne Whang. Doctor: Mark Chaet. Jake: Angus T. Jones. read more

Those Big Pink Things With Coconut Season 2, Episode 14

Evelyn pushes Alan too far when she crushes Jake's self-esteem, and he tells her she's no longer allowed to see her grandson. Dr. Little: Bob Morrisey. Evelyn: Holland Taylor. Jake: Angus T. Jones. Judith: Marin Hinkle. read more

Zejdz zmoich wlosow (Get Off My Hair) Season 2, Episode 13

When a water pipe breaks in Judith's home, flooding the house, Alan invites her to stay at Charlie's until the repairs are finished, but when she goes on a date while staying there, he regrets his kindness. Camille: Nicole Forester. Svetlana: Magdalena Zielinska. read more

A Lungful of Alan Season 2, Episode 12

A high-school friend (Paget Brewster) visits Alan, who is awed by how beautiful she's become; and the transformation doesn't escape Charlie's notice either. Jake: Angus T. Jones. read more

Last Chance to See Those Tattoos Season 2, Episode 11

Charlie learns that there is a Web site devoted to trashing him and his womanizing ways. Meanwhile, Alan mistakenly thinks Judith wants to get back together with him. Gail: Jodi Lyn O'Keefe. read more

The Salmon Under My Sweater Season 2, Episode 10

Alan and Rose begin a surprisingly close friendship that could become something more. Meanwhile, Charlie tries to compose a theme song for a cartoon based on a comic book. Rose: Melanie Lynskey. Jake: Angus T. Jones. read more

Yes, Monsignor Season 2, Episode 9

Charlie's old flame Lisa (Denise Richards) returns. She's no longer married, but has a child for whom Charlie feigns interest in order to win over Lisa. The couple's real-life daughter appears as the infant. Megan: Audrey Wasilewski. Berta: Conchata Ferrell. Jake: Angus T. Jones. read more

Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers Season 2, Episode 8

In a strange reversal for the brothers, Alan meets a woman (Kelley West) at the supermarket who releases his uninhibited wild side. Evelyn: Holland Taylor. Judith: Marin Hinkle. Jake: Angus T. Jones. read more

A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana Season 2, Episode 7

Charlie and Alan hire Berta's disturbed sister (Camryn Manheim) as a caterer after Evelyn guilts them into throwing a party for her. Berta: Conchata Ferrell. Evelyn: Holland Taylor. Judith: Marin Hinkle. Alan: Jon Cryer. read more

The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance Season 2, Episode 6

A guilt-riddled Charlie confesses he did something to Alan when they were kids that has affected Alan's life negatively. Rose: Melanie Lynskey. Evelyn: Holland Taylor. Jake: Angus T. Jones. read more

Bad News From the Clinic? Season 2, Episode 5

Charlie meets his match in a self-centered woman (Jeri Ryan) who takes control of the relationship and treats him the same way he usually treats his dates. Alan: Jon Cryer. Berta: Conchata Ferrell. Jake: Angus T. Jones. read more

Go Get Mommy's Bra Season 2, Episode 4

Charlie trades cars with his mother so that she can impress a client with his Mercedes, but later regrets his decision when he learns how she used his vehicle; Alan is bothered that Jake seems to like Judith's new boyfriend more than him just because the man has a boat and a pool. Judith: Marin Hinkle. Alan: Jon Cryer. Jake: Angus T. Jones. read more

A Bag Full of Jawea Season 2, Episode 3

Jake could be suspended for making an obscene gesture at school, but Charlie thinks he has a way to fix things with the teacher (Missi Pyle) in order to keep her from punishing the boy. Judith: Marin Hinkle. Alan: Jon Cryer. Jake: Angus T. Jones. read more

Enjoy Those Garlic Balls Season 2, Episode 2

Alan is shocked to learn that Jake's pediatrician (Ryan Stiles) is sleeping with Judith; while Evelyn confronts Charlie about his hatred for her and is joined by Berta and Rose who demand to know as well. Judith: Marin Hinkle. Evelyn: Holland Taylor. Berta: Conchata Ferrell. read more

Back Off, Mary Poppins Season 2, Episode 1

Sean Penn, Elvis Costello and Harry Dean Stanton appear as themselves in the second-season opener in which Alan is hurt that Charlie excludes him from his regular meeting with his friends, which he refuses to call “a support group.” Coop: Bobby Cooper. Rose: Melanie Lynskey. Judith: Marin Hinkle. read more

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Premiered: September 22, 2003, on CBS
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Premise: A hit sitcom built on often-raunchy material, starring Charlie Sheen and, later, Ashton Kutcher begins with the premise of a Malibu bachelor (Sheen) whose life is disrupted when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move in with him. In the ninth season, Kutcher replaces Sheen, playing a billionaire with a broken heart. Briskly written and performed, the sitcom had fun spoofing Charlie Sheen's bad-boy reputation (which ultimately led to his exit from the series) and Jon Cryer's nervous energy.

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