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Two and a Half Men Season 11 episodes

Oh WALD-E, Good Times Ahead Season 11, Episode 22

In the Season 11 finale, Alan comes clean to Larry about his identity, but then has to face the consequences. read more

Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot Season 11, Episode 21

Walden goes a road trip with Jenny and Barry to see his first car; Gretchen demands that Alan tell Larry who he really is. read more

Lotta Delis in Little Armenia Season 11, Episode 20

A moneymaking scheme for Alan falls into his lap; Walden confronts his codependency issues. read more

Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang Season 11, Episode 19

Walden reconnects with Kate and impulsively decides he wants to spend the rest of his life with her—until he meets Vivian. Meanwhile, Alan and Gretchen grow closer. read more

West Side Story Season 11, Episode 18

Walden gets an invitation to an opening for his ex-girlfriend's boutique; Gretchen hopes to spend more time at Alan's house. read more

Welcome Home, Jake Season 11, Episode 17

Lyndsey finally learns that Alan is sleeping with Larry's sister; Walden tries to tell Barry he's got to find his own place. read more

How to Get Rid of Alan Harper Season 11, Episode 16

Alan starts dating Larry's sister; Walden thinks his new girlfriend is cheating on him. read more

Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin Season 11, Episode 15

Lyndsey faces a choice between Alan and Larry; Jenny worries about her relationship with Brooke. read more

Three Fingers of Crème de Menthe Season 11, Episode 14

Lyndsey breaks up with Larry, but doesn't tell Alan; Walden tries to make himself a role model for other men. read more

Bite Me, Supreme Court Season 11, Episode 13

Marty proposes to Evelyn, so Alan and Walden throw the millionaire a bachelor party. Guest stars include Carl Reiner, Tim Conway, Steve Lawrence and Garry Marshall. read more

Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball. Season 11, Episode 12

Alan gets set up on a date with an assist from Lyndsey's boyfriend; Walden helps Nicole with her software project so she'll have time to go out with him. read more

Tazed in the Lady Nuts Season 11, Episode 11

Walden joins a beautiful former employee on a new project. Meanwhile, Alan advises Jenny to open up to her girlfriend or risk losing her. read more

On Vodka, On Soda, On Blender, On Mixer! Season 11, Episode 10

Jenny's one-night stand could turn into a second date with some help from Walden. Meanwhile, Alan gets hit on by his transgender girlfriend's ex-wife; and receives a Japanese delicacy from his son for Christmas. read more

Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer Season 11, Episode 9

Walden's date with a model who's accident-prone lasts a lot longer than he imagined; Alan goes out with a woman who's not bashful about sharing personal information. read more

Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room. Season 11, Episode 8

Walden needs Rose's help when he's in danger because of Alan and Lyndsey's affair. read more

Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie Season 11, Episode 7

Lyndsey's jealous rage spoils Alan's evening when he and Walden have dates with two beautiful women. read more

Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants Season 11, Episode 6

Walden invites Lynda Carter for dinner when Alan reveals his longtime crush on the "Wonder Woman" star. read more

Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003 Season 11, Episode 5

Alan befriends Lyndsey's boyfriend to see what he has that Alan doesn't; Walden helps Jenny pursue her acting career. read more

Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank Season 11, Episode 4

Walden parties with Jenny and her friends; Alan and Lyndsey's affair is jeopardized. read more

This Unblessed Biscuit Season 11, Episode 3

Berta injures her back at work, and Alan and Walden wonder if it's time for her to retire. read more

I Think I Banged Lucille Ball Season 11, Episode 2

Jenny moves in with Evelyn and her boyfriend, Marty, when space in Walden's house is limited. Meanwhile, Alan becomes Lyndsey's "other man." read more

Nangnangnangnang Season 11, Episode 1

Alan gets a surprise visit from Charlie's daughter, Jenny (Amber Tamblyn), in the Season 11 premiere, and it's clear this hard-partying, sapphic 25-year-old takes after her old man. read more

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Premiered: September 22, 2003, on CBS
Rating: TV-PG
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Premise: A hit sitcom built on often-raunchy material, starring Charlie Sheen and, later, Ashton Kutcher begins with the premise of a Malibu bachelor (Sheen) whose life is disrupted when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move in with him. In the ninth season, Kutcher replaces Sheen, playing a billionaire with a broken heart. Briskly written and performed, the sitcom had fun spoofing Charlie Sheen's bad-boy reputation (which ultimately led to his exit from the series) and Jon Cryer's nervous energy.



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