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A hit sitcom built on often-raunchy material, starring Charlie Sheen and, later, Ashton Kutcher begins with the premise of a Malibu bachelor (Sheen) whose life is disrupted when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move in with him. In the ninth season, Kutc (more…)

Premiered: September 22, 2003

Rating: TV-14

TV Guide Rating:(1,569 ratings)

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Two and a Half Men Actress Holland Taylor Opens Up About Being Gay

Holland Taylor, well known for her many roles including bisexual grandmother Evelyn Harper on Two and a Half Men, recently revealed that she's in a long-term relationship with a younger woman, People reports. The 72-year-old said on WYNC's Death, Sex… Read more

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Of Course He's Dead - Part 1 & Part 2 Season 12, Episode 15 Feb 19, 2015 $1.99

Charlie Harper is alive. Or is he? Find out in the special one-hour series finale. Surprise guest stars appear in the conclusion of the successful comedy's twelfth and final season.

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After they sign their divorce papers, Walden offers Alan the gift of his choice, but Alan's selfish & impractical choice puts his relationship with Lyndsey on the line.

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Walden fears that if he breaks up with Ms. McMartin, it will jeopardize his adoption of Louis. Also, Alan hesitates when Lyndsey asks him to move in with her.

A Beer-Battered Rip-Off Season 12, Episode 12 Jan 29, 2015 $1.99

When Alan breaks up with their social worker to get back together with Lyndsey, Walden worries it might affect Louis's adoption.

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Meander to Your Dander(Season 5, Episode 11) FX

Charlie teaches Alan how to break up with a woman. Donna: Kimberly Quinn. Brenda: Eve Gordon. Georgia: Sandra Dee Robinson. Lilly: Gracie Maddox.

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Rose returns from England and nurses a sick Charlie in her own unique way. Lulu: Cerina Vincent. Rose: Melanie Lynskey.

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The Soil Is Moist(Season 5, Episode 13) FX

Alan dates a friend of Judith's, and the woman gossips about Judith's sex life. Herb: Ryan Stiles. Cynthia: Jessica Tuck.

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  • Premiered: September 22, 2003
  • Rating: TV-14
  • Premise: A hit sitcom built on often-raunchy material, starring Charlie Sheen and, later, Ashton Kutcher begins with the premise of a Malibu bachelor (Sheen) whose life is disrupted when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move in with him. In the ninth season, Kutc… (more)

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