Two and a Half Men Episode: Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants

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Two and a Half Men Episode: "Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants"

Season 11, Episode 6

Episode Synopsis: Walden invites Lynda Carter for dinner when Alan reveals his longtime crush on the "Wonder Woman" star. Original Air Date: Nov 7, 2013

Guest Cast Lynda Carter: Lynda Carter Mimi Rogers: Robin

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Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants

Season 11, Episode 6
When Alan learns Walden knows Wonder Woman's Lynda Carter (guest starring as herself), he...
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Length: 20:51
Aired: 11/7/2013
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Cast
Ashton Kutcher Walden Schmidt	Jon Cryer Alan Harper
Amber Tamblyn Jenny	Angus T. Jones Jake Harper
Holland Taylor Evelyn Harper	Conchata Ferrell Berta

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