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Two and a Half Men Episode: "Mr. McGlue's Feedbag"

Season 4, Episode 22
Episode Synopsis: Charlie takes Jake to the track, where Jake comes into some serious winnings. Meanwhile, Alan is stuck at the Department of Motor Vehicles. Petey: Joel Murray. Lena: Andrea Savage. Jeanie: Nadine Ellis.
Original Air Date: Apr 30, 2007
Guest Cast Nadine Ellis: Jeanie Joel Murray: Petey Andrea Savage: Lena
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Season 4, Episode 22
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Length: 22:04
Aired: 4/30/2007
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April 30, 2007: Beginner's Luck Season 4, Episode 22

I'm impressed. This week, Charlie took Jake to the racetrack and the youngest Harper managed to win more than $1,000, with a bet on a horse that had 80-to-1 odds! I went to the racetrack this past Sunday (purely for research purposes, of course), methodically studied the stats of each horse and jockey, contemplated track conditions and other various factors... and after five races, let's just say I'm no closer to buying that new car I've had my eyes on! Further driving home the point that I have no business being at a racetrack, I caught a glimpse of a beautiful Aston Martin on my way out of the parking lot. It's just not fair. Joining me in the bad-luck club was Alan, who managed to spend his entire Saturday at the DMV, despite having made an appointment. Feeling sorry for his fellow neighbors who had a much longer wait ahead of them, Alan not only gave away his snack bar, but he ultimately fell victim to the charms of a beautiful woman, who managed to swindle Alan out of his prime space in line. Making matters worse, Alan finally arrived home after his long day and caught Jake playing in a bed of money. Ironically, before that moment, Alan seemed OK with the fact that Jake had not spent his afternoon working on his book report. Of course, that was back when he thought Jake had spent the day accompanying Charlie as he ran errands. However, Jake did still manage to learn a valuable lesson that day: Don't buy a motor bike off the back of someone's truck before testing it out... or after telling them how much money you have in your pockets. Yes, that's a valuable lesson indeed. In the end, it would appear that both Jake and Alan got hustled last night, and Charlie didn't seem to fare much better. In fact, somewhere in TV land, he's probably still working on that credit-card jingle. show less
I'm impressed. This week, Charlie took Jake to the racetrack and the youngest Harper managed to win more than $1,000, with a bet on a horse that had 80-to-1 odds! I went to the racetrack this past Sunday (purely for research purposes, of course), methodically studied the stats of each horse and jockey, contemplated track conditions and other various factors... and after five races, let's just say I'm no closer to buying that new car I've had my eyes on! Further driving home the point that I have no business being at a racetrack, I caught a glimpse of a beautiful Aston Martin on my way out of the parking lot. It's just not fair. Joining me in the bad-luck club was Alan, who managed to spend his entire Saturday at the DMV, despite having made an appointment. Feeling sorry for his fellow neighbors who had a much longer wait ahead of them, Alan not only gave away his snack bar, but he ultimately fell victim to the charms of a beautiful woman, who managed to swindle Alan out of his prime... read more

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Premiered: September 22, 2003, on CBS
Rating: TV-PG
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Premise: A hit sitcom built on often-raunchy material, starring Charlie Sheen and, later, Ashton Kutcher begins with the premise of a Malibu bachelor (Sheen) whose life is disrupted when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move in with him. In the ninth season, Kutcher replaces Sheen, playing a billionaire with a broken heart. Briskly written and performed, the sitcom had fun spoofing Charlie Sheen's bad-boy reputation (which ultimately led to his exit from the series) and Jon Cryer's nervous energy.

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