Marge meets Jacques, the French bowling instructor, who offers to teach her how to bowl...and love.
Bart can't get a girlfriend.
Homer goes on a diet after getting stuck in a water slide at Mt. Splashmore.
Lisa loses an essay competition but is congratulated by the winner for writing a bold essay.
Tress MacNeille's Crazy Cat Lady always makes Matt Groening laugh.
Marge advises Lisa to "always smile and fit in", then changes her mind and tells her to "be herself."
Homer attends job training to prepare for his part-time job working as Santa Claus.
Homer gets upset at a vending machine filled with apples.
Homer is about to get drug tested at work.
Homer gets attacked.
Marge gets drunk at the company picnic and sings and dances to a drinking song.
Homer trespasses to cut down a tree for Christmas.
Homer admires Ned's brand new Assassin shoes.
Marge gets a new car.
Superintendent Chalmers shows Bart the great outdoors.
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