Marge meets Jacques, the French bowling instructor, who offers to teach her how to bowl...and love.
Homer goes on a diet after getting stuck in a water slide at Mt. Splashmore.
Mr. Burns takes Homer's brain and puts it in his newly created robot.
Mr. Burns is happy to be back at work.
The Simpsons watch a commercial for Duff Gardens.
Homer wants to use the kid's college fund to finance a session at Dr. Monroe's Family Therapy Center.
Homer is about to get drug tested at work.
Homer makes his special waffles.
Homer trespasses to cut down a tree for Christmas.
Homer gets cut from the nuclear plant's softball team starting line up.
Marge makes a mistake when ordering Homer's anniversary present online.
Homer freaks out when he hears that Barney's Bowl-o-rama burnt down.
Marge kicks Homer and Bart out of the house.
Ms. Krabapple plays a sex ed film for the kids.
At the elementary school show, Lisa performs as a fire dancer in "Santas of Many Lands" and Bart gets reprimanded for singing "Jingle Bells, Batman Smells..."
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