Marge meets Jacques, the French bowling instructor, who offers to teach her how to bowl...and love.
Bart can't get a girlfriend.
Homer is given the key to the executive washroom.
The Simpsons must kill Mr. Burns, the head vampire.
Homer's bar wager gets busted by Buttinski Ned Flanders.
Mr. Burns is happy to be back at work.
Homer tries to teach Bart a lesson about women.
Homer wants to use the kid's college fund to finance a session at Dr. Monroe's Family Therapy Center.
Homer is about to get drug tested at work.
Marge gets drunk at the company picnic and sings and dances to a drinking song.
Homer trespasses to cut down a tree for Christmas.
Bart tries on a pair of beer goggles.
Marge kicks Homer and Bart out of the house.
Ms. Krabapple plays a sex ed film for the kids.
Homer tries to be cool
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