Bart can't get a girlfriend.
Homer is given the key to the executive washroom.
Lisa loses an essay competition but is congratulated by the winner for writing a bold essay.
The Simpsons must kill Mr. Burns, the head vampire.
Marge takes Halloween candy from the kids and replaces it with healthy items.
Marge advises Lisa to "always smile and fit in", then changes her mind and tells her to "be herself."
Homer attends job training to prepare for his part-time job working as Santa Claus.
Marge gets drunk at the company picnic and sings and dances to a drinking song.
Superintendent Chalmers shows Bart the great outdoors.
Barney challenges Joe Frazier to a fight.
Homer pushes a vibrating lazy boy to the max.
Homer tries to be cool
Homer tries convincing Ned to stay a bachelor.
Homer walks on the buried whoopee cushions.
Lisa gives a speech about Homer being her hero.
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