The Heart, She Holler, America's most majestic nightmare, is back! In season two, the holiest holler in history becomes more than just a depraved town of sickening rednecks - it's the cosmic battleground of mankind's final war between Pure Evil and Pure Awful!
A hillbilly Twin Peaks set in America's holler. Starring Patton Oswalt. Boss Hoss Heartshe owns 98.5% of Heartshe Holler and keeps the other 1.5% in a hidey hole. Upon his death, the hole is opened to reveal a secret Son. Watch as the blood grubbing heirs and cash thirsty rivals wrestle for every sort of supremacy that power provides.
Hurlan's tangled heart gets tied up in more twists than a bag of pretzel sticks when he hears the international grunt of love.
The only thing more brainless than a dumb guy is a dumb guy with a brain.
Good things only come to those who crawl desperately into living cadavers.
Destiny spelled sdrawkcab is Mee Maw.
The whole of Heartshe gets bitten in the dog by the hot wolf of American sexceptionalism.
A mysterious stranger shows Heartshe, the rock hard way, that humanity is a celestial continuum.
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Gravity has no meaning here, nor dignity.
Sometimes, love gets messy.
Hurlan plays hardball.
Fate tastes a lot like salsa, only spicier.
Direne's in too deep. Deeper than Hurlan's cavity search.