To buy Kathleen a classy gift, George embarks on money-making prospects involving drug experiments---and selling his sperm. Kathleen: Susan Sullivan. Nurse: Lori Alan. Dooley: Robert O'Reilly. Fence: Anthony Russell. Sperm Nurse: Kathy Trageser. George/Lecturer: George Carlin.
George runs into an old buddy (Pat Harrington)---a priest with a crisis of conscience whom George offers a tour of the secular world. Sydney: Paige French. Dr. Beck: Christopher Rich. Harry: Alex Rocco.
George gets an ultimatum from his shop steward (Iqbal Theba): cheer up or ship out. Sports announcer Chick Hearn appears as himself. Frank: Michael G. Hagerty. Jack: Anthony Starke. Pinkerton: Matt Landers. Sydney: Paige French.
When George buys an adolescent boy (Jordan Oschin) his first Playboy, the boy's parents cry foul. Dad: Clark Gregg. Mom: Tracey Ellis. Psychedelic Girl: Jenna Batula. Princess Matumba: Sali Lewally. Calendar Girl: Traci Adell.
George is in the hot seat with Harry's wife (Adrienne Barbeau), who suspects her husband is having an affair and using George's apartment as his love nest. Tammi: Brandy Sanders. Heather: Heather Elizabeth Parkhurst. Harry: Alex Rocco. Dr. Beck: Christopher Rich. Sydney: Paige French.
George advises Sydney against dating the urbane Beck, but later, even George is taken in by the Beck family's unaffected ways on a visit to their estate. Yale: Barrie Ingham. Dot: Ashley Gardner. Inzamamulhaq: Iqbal Theba. Sydney: Paige French. Dr. Beck: Christopher Rich. Yasmeen: Neena Bidasha.