Last week's long-awaited kiss between Cameron and Mitchell happened in a clever, blink-and-you-missed-it way, and certainly didn't shake the world to its foundation. Besides, that's what tonight's episode is for — when an earthquake hits! Ripple effects are felt throughout the Pritchett clan, as Claire is trapped in the bathroom with a plumber whom Phil didn't want to hire, and Cameron and Mitchell use the disaster to get out of a costume brunch thrown by their friend Pepper (Nathan Lane). — Joe Friedrich
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