Follows the misadventures of four irreverent grade-schoolers in the quiet, dysfunctional town of South Park, Colorado.
Stan manually stimulates a dog nearly to orgasm
Stan tells his team they have to win for Nelson.
Kyle and Thomas lure a pedophile to the television station.
The boys nominate Butters to gain weight so he can lose it again by eating City Wok.
The town sees through Cartman's power of invisibility .
Butters is disappointed to learn that "The Simpsons" already cut the head off a statue.
The boys earn their first dollar playing detectives.
Cartman admits that his hand wasn't really J-Lo and makes a fool out of Kyle.
The more Estella treats Pip like dirt, the more he loves her.
Stan takes issue with the Joseph Smith story.
Kyle's mom is ruining the Christmas play and Kyle sings the Mr. Hankey Song.
Kenny's Mom announces she's pregnant.
Fingerbang's first rehearsal.
Butters introduces Stan to his future self.
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