The zombies go on a rampage.
Butters is incredulous that his soup switch didn't make the newspaper.
A space station kills Kenny.
Earth turns out to be an alien reality show.
Mr. Garrison gives Stan special treatment and a lesson on homosexuality.
Cartman launches his own jewelry show on the Old People's Network.
Stan is scared of his fish.
Chef and the pharmacists decide to reverse the Ritalin.
Mrs. Garrison throws a fit over the theory of evolution.
Stan gets plugged into the "real world" and visits Kyle at his new job.
The Fast Food Organizations get together to put a stop to Cartman Burger.
The boys talk about Vaccination Day at school, and Stan's finally had enough.
Mrs. Garrison becomes militant with her stance on atheism.
Kyle unmasks the fake Cartman.
The boys go to a pharmacy to buy condoms.