
Pam Beesly and Paris Hilton
Let's face it: TV this week was pretty disgusting. On Heroes, Sylar crawled out of his grave and back from the dead — a development that made us disgusted with the show's writers. A sense of moral outrage accompanied the news that Chase killed an African dictator on House. Paris Hilton made us feel shame for liking her, and then got graphically beheaded on Supernatural. The Office elevated a pregnancy cliché — morning sickness — to high comedy art. South Park made us rethink Mexican cuisine. And Madonna and Lady Gaga made a gross display of themselves on SNL. Welcome to this week's Top Moments: Profound Disgust Edition.
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South Park
Leave it to Comedy Central's South Park to kick off their 13th season by lampooning the dead.
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In "I See Dead Celebrities," little Ike, in the Haley Joel Osment role, can commune with recently deceased celebrities. A psychic, who bears a striking resemblance to Zelda Rubinstein of Poltergeist fame, explains to the boys that the dead celebs are stuck in purgatory (aka an airplane waiting on a runway) and are unable to cross over.
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Things get complicated when Michael Jackson shows up, possesses Ike and enters him in a beauty pageant.
Watch the video after the jump.
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Cartman & Co. in South Park's "Fatbeard."
Not since Johnny Depp have pirates been so hot, as the entertainment biz continues to capitalize on the Navy SEALs' rescue of Captain Richard Phillips from a band of high-seas bandits.
On the heels of Spike fast-tracking a docu-series about the Navy's anti-pirate operations, Comedy Central's South Park will offer its special take on the recent headline this Wednesday, when Cartman runs ...
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Kanye West
Leave it to South Park to cut Kanye West down to size.
The rapper says Wednesday's episode, which portrays him assuming a joke about gay fish is really about him, has forced him to re-evaluate his occasional tendency to think everything is about him.
"South Park murdered me last night and it's ...
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Ghost Hunters
New Adventures of Old Christine
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Solid? Dependable? A "rock"? Doesn't sound much like Christine, but that is exactly what a fellow scatterbrained mom (the always hilarious Kristen Johnston) considers her to be. At first, Christine takes to the compliment and the new friendship, but she soon tires of being the responsible one. It was only a matter of time.
Read on for previews of American Idol, Ghost Hunters, Chopping Block and South Park.
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South Park
New releases announced today, December 15:
Caroline in the City - The 2nd Season will be coming out March 10
Family Ties - The 5th Season will be coming out March 10
Chef Gordon Ramsay's The F Word - Series 2 will be coming out March 17
JAG - The 8th Season will be coming out March 17
South Park - The Complete 12th Season on DVD and Blu-ray Disc will be coming out March 10
Visit TVShowsOnDVD.com for the complete stories on these and other news items.
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Tom Welling, Jennifer Aniston, Anthony Edwards
In a week that included more vicious spats, manly spit-swapping, and too-real reality than the average Thanksgiving dinner, our teacher/mother/secret lover TV didn't disappoint! Check out what made Heroes, South Park, Dancing with the Stars and ER part of our Top TV Moments.
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Oprah, South Park and Elisabeth Hasselbeck
It's been a week of big exits, historic beginnings, and medical drama galore. From solid stories to real-life drama, this was a week with something for everyone.
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South Park
Matt Stone and Trey Parker still know how to get people talking.
Wednesday night's South Park outing pushed the envelope and then did all kinds of god-awful things to it, with a recurring riff in which uberproducers George Lucas and Steven Spielberg repeatedly ...
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Isaac Hayes by James Sharrock/WireImage.com
Isaac Hayes, the legendary soul singer and songwriter who won an Academy Award for the theme from Shaft and voiced the character of Chef on the animated show South Park, has died, authorities said Sunday. He was 65.Hayes' wife found him unresponsive near a treadmill in his Tennessee home and he was later pronounced dead at a Memphis hospital, the Shelby County Sheriffs Office said. The cause of death was not known and no foul play was suspected.The self-taught musician was a pioneer in the 1960s, writing hit songs with David Porter for Sam and Dave, such as Hold On, Im Coming and Soul Man. In the 1970s, he laid the groundwork for disco. His Theme from Shaft hit the top of the charts in 1971, earning him two Grammys and an Oscar for best original theme song. Hayes performed the song at the 1972 Oscar ceremony, wearing an eye-popping amount of gold and received a standing ovation. TV Guide later chose it as No. 18 in its list of televisi...
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