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South Park

1997, TV Show

Seasons:

1
- Cartman's Mom.... (Original Airdate Feb 25, 1998)
- Mecha Streisand (Original Airdate Feb 18, 1998)
- Tom's Rhinoplasty (Original Airdate Feb 11, 1998)
- Damien (Original Airdate Feb 4, 1998)
- Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo (Original Airdate Dec 17, 1997)
- Starvin' Marvin (Original Airdate Nov 19, 1997)
- Pink Eye (Original Airdate Oct 29, 1997)
- Death (Original Airdate Sep 17, 1997)
- An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig (Original Airdate Sep 10, 1997)
- Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride (Original Airdate Sep 3, 1997)
- Weight Gain 4000 (Original Airdate Aug 27, 1997)
- Volcano (Original Airdate Aug 20, 1997)
- Cartman Gets an Anal Probe (Original Airdate Aug 13, 1997)
2
- Prehistoric Ice Man (Original Airdate Jan 20, 1999)
- Gnomes (Original Airdate Dec 16, 1998)
- Merry Christmas, Charlie Manson! (Original Airdate Dec 9, 1998)
- Spookyfish (Original Airdate Oct 28, 1998)
- Chef Aid (Original Airdate Oct 7, 1998)
- Cow Days (Original Airdate Sep 30, 1998)
- Clubhouses (Original Airdate Sep 23, 1998)
- Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods (Original Airdate Sep 2, 1998)
- Chicken Pox (Original Airdate Aug 26, 1998)
- Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls (Original Airdate Aug 19, 1998)
- Summer Sucks (Original Airdate Jun 24, 1998)
- City on the Edge of Forever (Original Airdate Jun 17, 1998)
- The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka (Original Airdate Jun 10, 1998)
- Conjoined Fetus Lady (Original Airdate Jun 3, 1998)
- Chicken Lover (Original Airdate May 27, 1998)
- Ike's Wee-Wee (Original Airdate May 20, 1998)
- Cartman's Mom Is Still..... (Original Airdate Apr 22, 1998)
- Terrance and Phillip (Original Airdate Apr 1, 1998)
3
- World Wide Recorder Concert (Original Airdate Jan 12, 2000)
- Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus (Original Airdate Dec 29, 1999)
- Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics (Original Airdate Dec 1, 1999)
- The Red Badge of Gayness (Original Airdate Nov 24, 1999)
- Starvin' Marvin in Space (Original Airdate Nov 17, 1999)
- Hooked on Monkey Phonics (Original Airdate Nov 3, 1999)
- Chinpokomon (Original Airdate Nov 3, 1999)
- Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery (Original Airdate Oct 27, 1999)
- Jewbilee (Original Airdate Jul 28, 1999)
- Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub (Original Airdate Jul 21, 1999)
- Cat Orgy (Original Airdate Jul 14, 1999)
- Sexual Harassment Panda (Original Airdate Jul 7, 1999)
- Tweek vs. Craig (Original Airdate Jun 23, 1999)
- Jakovasaurs (Original Airdate Jun 16, 1999)
- The Succubus (Original Airdate Apr 21, 1999)
- Spontaneous Combustion (Original Airdate Apr 14, 1999)
- Rainforest Schmainforest (Original Airdate Apr 7, 1999)
4
- A Very Crappy Christmas (Original Airdate Dec 20, 2000)
- The Wacky Molestation Adventure (Original Airdate Dec 13, 2000)
- Fat Camp (Original Airdate Dec 6, 2000)
- Pip (Original Airdate Nov 29, 2000)
- Helen Keller! The Musical (Original Airdate Nov 22, 2000)
- Trapper Keeper (Original Airdate Nov 15, 2000)
- Fourth Grade (Original Airdate Nov 8, 2000)
- Probably (Original Airdate Jul 26, 2000)
- Do the Handicapped Go to Hell? (Original Airdate Jul 19, 2000)
- Something You Can Do with Your Finger (Original Airdate Jul 12, 2000)
- Chef Goes Nanners (Original Airdate Jul 5, 2000)
- Cherokee Hair Tampons (Original Airdate Jun 28, 2000)
- Cartman Joins NAMBLA (Original Airdate Jun 21, 2000)
- Quintuplets 2000 (Original Airdate Apr 26, 2000)
- Timmy! 2000 (Original Airdate Apr 19, 2000)
- Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000 (Original Airdate Apr 12, 2000)
- The Tooth Fairy's Tats 2000 (Original Airdate Apr 5, 2000)
5
- Butters' Very Own Episode (Original Airdate Apr 4, 2002)
- Kenny Dies (Original Airdate Mar 27, 2002)
- Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow (Original Airdate Mar 27, 2002)
- The Entity (Original Airdate Mar 20, 2002)
- It Hits the Fan (Original Airdate Mar 1, 2002)
- Proper Condom Use (Original Airdate Feb 15, 2002)
- Cartmanland (Original Airdate Feb 8, 2002)
- Super Best Friends (Original Airdate Feb 6, 2002)
- Cripple Fight (Original Airdate Jan 3, 2002)
- Here Comes the Neighborhood (Original Airdate Nov 28, 2001)
- How to Eat with Your Butt (Original Airdate Nov 14, 2001)
- Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants (Original Airdate Nov 7, 2001)
- Towelie (Original Airdate Aug 8, 2001)
- Scott Tenorman Must Die (Original Airdate Jul 11, 2001)
6
- Red Sleigh Down (Original Airdate Dec 11, 2002)
- My Future Self n' Me (Original Airdate Dec 4, 2002)
- The Biggest (Original Airdate Nov 27, 2002)
- The Death Camp of Tolerance (Original Airdate Nov 20, 2002)
- The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers (Original Airdate Nov 13, 2002)
- A Ladder to Heaven (Original Airdate Nov 6, 2002)
- Child Abduction Is Not Funny (Original Airdate Jul 24, 2002)
- Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society (Original Airdate Jul 17, 2002)
- Free Hat (Original Airdate Jul 10, 2002)
- Red Hot Catholic Love (Original Airdate Jul 3, 2002)
- The Simpsons Already Did It (Original Airdate Jun 26, 2002)
- Professor Chaos (Original Airdate Apr 10, 2002)
- The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer (Original Airdate Apr 7, 2002)
- Fun with Veal (Original Airdate Mar 31, 2002)
- Freak Strike (Original Airdate Mar 20, 2002)
- Asspen (Original Airdate Mar 13, 2002)
- Jared Has Aides (Original Airdate Mar 6, 2002)
7
- It's Christmas in Canada (Original Airdate Dec 17, 2003)
- Raisins (Original Airdate Dec 10, 2003)
- Butt Out (Original Airdate Dec 3, 2003)
- All About Mormons (Original Airdate Nov 19, 2003)
- Casa Bonita (Original Airdate Nov 12, 2003)
- Grey Dawn (Original Airdate Nov 5, 2003)
- Christian Rock Hard (Original Airdate Oct 29, 2003)
- South Park Is Gay (Original Airdate Oct 22, 2003)
- Red Man's Greed (Original Airdate Apr 30, 2003)
- Lil' Crime Stoppers (Original Airdate Apr 23, 2003)
- Fat Butt and Pancake Head (Original Airdate Apr 16, 2003)
- Cancelled (Original Airdate Apr 9, 2003)
- Toilet Paper (Original Airdate Apr 2, 2003)
- Krazy Kripples (Original Airdate Mar 26, 2003)
- I'm a Little Bit Country (Original Airdate Mar 19, 2003)
8
- Woodland Critter Christmas (Original Airdate Dec 15, 2004)
- Cartman's Incredible Gift (Original Airdate Dec 8, 2004)
- Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset (Original Airdate Dec 1, 2004)
- Quest for Ratings (Original Airdate Nov 17, 2004)
- Preschool (Original Airdate Nov 10, 2004)
- Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes (Original Airdate Nov 3, 2004)
- Douche and Turd (Original Airdate Oct 27, 2004)
- Goobacks (Original Airdate Apr 28, 2004)
- The Jeffersons (Original Airdate Apr 21, 2004)
- AWESOM-O (Original Airdate Apr 14, 2004)
- You Got F. in the A (Original Airdate Apr 7, 2004)
- The Passion of the Jew (Original Airdate Mar 31, 2004)
- Up the Down Steroid (Original Airdate Mar 24, 2004)
- Good Times with Weapons (Original Airdate Mar 17, 2004)
9
- Bloody Mary (Original Airdate Dec 7, 2005)
- Free Willzyx (Original Airdate Nov 30, 2005)
- Trapped in the Closet (Original Airdate Nov 16, 2005)
- Ginger Kids (Original Airdate Nov 9, 2005)
- Follow That Egg! (Original Airdate Nov 2, 2005)
- Marjorine (Original Airdate Oct 26, 2005)
- Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow (Original Airdate Oct 19, 2005)
- Erection Day (Original Airdate Apr 20, 2005)
- The Death of Eric Cartman (Original Airdate Apr 13, 2005)
- The Losing Edge (Original Airdate Apr 6, 2005)
- Best Friends Forever (Original Airdate Mar 30, 2005)
- Wing (Original Airdate Mar 23, 2005)
- Die Hippie, Die (Original Airdate Mar 16, 2005)
- Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina (Original Airdate Mar 9, 2005)
10
- Stanley's Cup (Original Airdate Nov 15, 2006)
- Go, God, Go Part XII (Original Airdate Nov 8, 2006)
- Go, God, Go! (Original Airdate Nov 1, 2006)
- Hell on Earth 2006 (Original Airdate Oct 25, 2006)
- Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy (Original Airdate Oct 18, 2006)
- Mystery of the Urinal Deuce (Original Airdate Oct 11, 2006)
- Make Love, Not Warcraft (Original Airdate Oct 4, 2006)
- Tsst (Original Airdate May 3, 2006)
- Manbearpig (Original Airdate Apr 26, 2006)
- A Million Little Fibers (Original Airdate Apr 19, 2006)
- Cartoon Wars (Original Airdate Apr 12, 2006)
- Cartoon Wars (Original Airdate Apr 5, 2006)
- Smug Alert (Original Airdate Mar 29, 2006)
- The Return of Chef (Original Airdate Mar 22, 2006)
11
- The List (Original Airdate Nov 14, 2007)
- Guitar Queer-O (Original Airdate Nov 7, 2007)
- Imaginationland, Episode III (Original Airdate Oct 31, 2007)
- Imaginationland, Episode II (Original Airdate Oct 24, 2007)
- Imaginationland (Original Airdate Oct 17, 2007)
- More Crap (Original Airdate Oct 10, 2007)
- Le Petit Tourette (Original Airdate Oct 3, 2007)
- Night of the Living Homeless (Original Airdate Apr 18, 2007)
- D-Yikes (Original Airdate Apr 11, 2007)
- Fantastic Easter Special (Original Airdate Apr 4, 2007)
- The Snuke (Original Airdate Mar 28, 2007)
- Lice Capades (Original Airdate Mar 22, 2007)
- Cartman Sucks (Original Airdate Mar 14, 2007)
- With Apologies to Jesse Jackson (Original Airdate Mar 7, 2007)
12
- The Ungroundable (Original Airdate Nov 19, 2008)
- Elementary School Musical (Original Airdate Nov 12, 2008)
- About Last Night... (Original Airdate Nov 5, 2008)
- Pandemic 2---The Startling (Original Airdate Oct 29, 2008)
- Pandemic (Original Airdate Oct 22, 2008)
- Breast Cancer Show Ever (Original Airdate Oct 15, 2008)
- The China Problem (Original Airdate Oct 8, 2008)
- Super Fun Time (Original Airdate Apr 23, 2008)
- Over Logging (Original Airdate Apr 16, 2008)
- Eek, A Penis! (Original Airdate Apr 9, 2008)
- Canada on Strike! (Original Airdate Apr 2, 2008)
- Major Boobage (Original Airdate Mar 26, 2008)
- Britney's New Look (Original Airdate Mar 19, 2008)
- Tonsil Trouble (Original Airdate Mar 12, 2008)
13
- Pee (Original Airdate Nov 18, 2009)
- Dances With Smurfs (Original Airdate Nov 11, 2009)
- The F Word (Original Airdate Nov 4, 2009)
- Whale Whores (Original Airdate Oct 28, 2009)
- W.T.F. (Original Airdate Oct 21, 2009)
- Butters' Bottom B. (Original Airdate Oct 14, 2009)
- Dead Celebrities (Original Airdate Oct 7, 2009)
- Fatbeard (Original Airdate Apr 22, 2009)
- Pinewood Derby (Original Airdate Apr 15, 2009)
- Fishsticks (Original Airdate Apr 8, 2009)
- Eat, Pray, Queef (Original Airdate Apr 1, 2009)
- Margaritaville (Original Airdate Mar 25, 2009)
- The Coon (Original Airdate Mar 18, 2009)
- The Ring (Original Airdate Mar 11, 2009)
14
- Crème Fraiche (Original Airdate Nov 17, 2010)
- Coon vs. Coon & Friends (Original Airdate Nov 10, 2010)
- Mysterion Rises (Original Airdate Nov 3, 2010)
- Coon 2: Hindsight (Original Airdate Oct 27, 2010)
- Insheeption (Original Airdate Oct 20, 2010)
- It's a Jersey Thing (Original Airdate Oct 13, 2010)
- Poor and Stupid (Original Airdate Oct 6, 2010)
- Crippled Summer (Original Airdate Apr 28, 2010)
- 201 (Original Airdate Apr 21, 2010)
- 200 (Original Airdate Apr 14, 2010)
- You Have 0 Friends (Original Airdate Apr 7, 2010)
- Medicinal Fried Chicken (Original Airdate Mar 31, 2010)
- The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs (Original Airdate Mar 24, 2010)
- Sexual Healing (Original Airdate Mar 17, 2010)
15
- The Poor Kid (Original Airdate Nov 16, 2011)
- A History Channel Thanksgiving (Original Airdate Nov 9, 2011)
- 1% (Original Airdate Nov 2, 2011)
- Broadway Bro Down (Original Airdate Oct 26, 2011)
- Bass to Mouth (Original Airdate Oct 19, 2011)
- The Last of the Meheecans (Original Airdate Oct 12, 2011)
- Ass Burgers (Original Airdate Oct 5, 2011)
- You're Getting Old (Original Airdate Jun 8, 2011)
- City Sushi (Original Airdate Jun 1, 2011)
- Crack Baby Athletic Association (Original Airdate May 25, 2011)
- T.M.I. (Original Airdate May 18, 2011)
- Royal Pudding (Original Airdate May 11, 2011)
- Funnybot (Original Airdate May 4, 2011)
- HUMANCENTiPAD (Original Airdate Apr 27, 2011)
16
- Obama Wins! (Original Airdate Nov 7, 2012)
- A Scause for Applause (Original Airdate Oct 31, 2012)
- A Nightmare on FaceTime (Original Airdate Oct 24, 2012)
- Going Native (Original Airdate Oct 17, 2012)
- Insecurity (Original Airdate Oct 10, 2012)
- Raising the Bar (Original Airdate Oct 3, 2012)
- Sarcastaball (Original Airdate Sep 26, 2012)
- Cartman Finds Love (Original Airdate Apr 25, 2012)
- I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining (Original Airdate Apr 18, 2012)
- Butterballs (Original Airdate Apr 11, 2012)
- Jewpacabra (Original Airdate Apr 4, 2012)
- Faith Hilling (Original Airdate Mar 28, 2012)
- Cash for Gold (Original Airdate Mar 21, 2012)
- Reverse Cowgirl (Original Airdate Mar 14, 2012)

South Park Episode: "Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus"

Season 3, Episode 16

Episode Synopsis: “Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus” purports to “answer age-old questions about who we are and what we're all about.” Original Air Date: Dec 29, 1999

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South Park: Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus

Season 3, Episode 16
People from all over the world start to gather outside Jesus' house waiting for a millennium...
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Aired: 12/29/1999
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Premiered: August 13, 1997, on Comedy Central

Rating: TV-MA

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Premise: An animated adult series about four potty-mouthed, trash-talking grade schoolers living in a Colorado town. Rude, crude and seriously funny, it became an immediate hit after its Comedy Central debut in August 1997, inspiring some guest voice appearances by series fans (among them, George Clooney), a feature film and any number of weak cartoon imitations.