Sat Sep 5 4:21am
Bird Is the Word(Season 3, Episode 9) TVLAND

Becky gains popularity at school after flashing a defiant hand gesture, but it's mom who's called to meet with the principal (Dann Florek). Anne Marie: Adilah Barnes. Secretary: Judith Jordan. Becky: Lecy Goranson.

Sat Sep 5 4:54am
Dream Lover(Season 3, Episode 10) TVLAND

Dan is in for a nightmare when Roseanne, who has doubts about his fidelity, meets the woman of his dreams. Marge: Patrika Darbo. Carl: Ritch Shydner. Crystal: Natalie West. Dan: John Goodman.

Sun Sep 6 12:30pm
Bed and Bored(Season 7, Episode 15) WE

Roseanne is ill---or so she'd like Dan to think. So Dan kicks Jackie out when she brings news that Roseanne's been waiting a lifetime to hear about Bev (Estelle Parsons). Roseanne: Roseanne. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. David: Johnny Galecki. Fred: Michael O'Ke (more…)

Sun Sep 6 1:00pm
Sisters(Season 7, Episode 16) WE

Sibling rivalries fester when Jackie complains about D.J.'s annoying visits. Meanwhile, Dan lures Darlene home, hoping she and Becky will forgive each other and forget their feud. D.J.: Michael Fishman. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. Becky: Sarah Chalke.

Sun Sep 6 1:30pm
Lost Youth(Season 7, Episode 17) WE

Jealousies mount between David and Mark over Stacy (Traci Lords); and Jackie and Fred's lovemaking needs a shot in the arm. Mark: Glenn Quinn. Fred: Michael O'Keefe. David: Johnny Galecki. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf.

Sun Sep 6 2:00pm
Single Married Female(Season 7, Episode 18) WE

Dan gets unexpected advice from David after discovering a scandalous secret about Jackie. Pete: Joel Polis. Stacy: Traci Lords. Bev: Estelle Parsons. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Dan: John Goodman. David: Johnny Galecki. Bob: John McConnell.

Sun Sep 6 2:30pm
All About Rosey(Season 7, Episode 19) WE

Part 1 of a two-part show featuring clips from several episodes. A fortuneteller (played by John Goodman) gives youngsters Roseanne and Jackie a crystal-ball peek at their future. TV moms introduce the clips, including Barbara Billingsley and June Lockhart (more…)

Sun Sep 6 3:00pm
All About Rosey(Season 7, Episode 20) WE

Conclusion. Roseanne and Jackie, as young girls, continue to peer into their futures using the crystal ball of a fortuneteller (played by John Goodman). Clips from past episodes are featured. TV moms introduce the clips.

Sun Sep 6 3:30pm
Husbands and Wives(Season 7, Episode 21) WE

Just when Fred seems ready to return to Jackie, Roseanne comes to regret sticking her nose where it doesn't belong. Bev: Estelle Parsons. Mark: Glenn Quinn. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. D.J.: Michael Fishman. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf.

Tue Sep 8 4:27am
Do You Know Where Your Parents Are?(Season 3, Episode 11) TVLAND

Dan and Roseanne set a curfew for the girls, then slip out to a motel---leaving the family to fear the worst. John Goodman, Roseanne Arnold, Laurie Metcalf, Sara Gilbert. Becky: Lecy Goranson. D.J.: Michael Fishman.

Tue Sep 8 5:00am
Confessions(Season 3, Episode 12) TVLAND

During a visit from her mom (Estelle Parsons), Roseanne realizes that her mother considers her to be merely ordinary. Roseanne Arnold, Laurie Metcalf, Sara Gilbert. Becky: Lecy Goranson. Dan: John Goodman.

Wed Sep 9 4:27am
The Courtship of Eddie, Dan's Father(Season 3, Episode 13) TVLAND

Dan's dad (Ned Beatty) visits; Roseanne plays matchmaker for a customer (Stephen Wesley Bridgewater) and Crystal. Part 1 of two. Crystal: Natalie West. Dan: John Goodman. Roseanne: Roseanne Arnold.

Wed Sep 9 5:00am
The Wedding(Season 3, Episode 14) TVLAND

Conclusion. Roseanne dives into wedding preparations while Dan continues to give his father (Ned Beatty) the silent treatment. Lonnie: Kristopher Kent Hill. Anne Marie: Adilah Barnes. Dan: John Goodman.

Thu Sep 10 4:00am
Becky Doesn't Live Here Anymore(Season 3, Episode 15) TVLAND

In a feud with Roseanne, Becky mouths off one too many times, then runs away to Jackie's. Jonathan: Timothy Carhart. Becky: Lecy Goranson. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Roseanne: Roseanne Arnold. Darlene: Sara Gilbert.

Thu Sep 10 4:30am
Home-Ec(Season 3, Episode 16) TVLAND

Darlene is embarrassed when her mom leads a field trip to the supermarket on career day at school. Meryl: Yunoka Doyle. Tanya: Jenny Beck. Jack: Vic Polizos. Mrs. Hamilton: Marilyn Rockafellow.

Thu Sep 10 5:00am
Valentine's Day(Season 3, Episode 17) TVLAND

Valentine's Day has Dan shopping for full-figure lingerie, and Darlene getting unwanted help in snaring a new boyfriend (Tristan Tait). Bonnie: Bonnie Sheridan. Jennifer: Gracie Harrison. Amy: Judy Gold. Jeff: Tobey Maguire.

Fri Sep 11 4:21am
Community Theatre(Season 3, Episode 18) TVLAND

Domestic duties keep Roseanne from helping Jackie memorize her lines for a community-theater production. Cyrano/Phil: Jack Blessing. Christian/Al: Robert Clohessy. Lou: John David Conti. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf.

Fri Sep 11 4:54am
Vegas Interruptus(Season 3, Episode 19) TVLAND

Roseanne could risk her job by going on a Las Vegas getaway to see Wayne Newton; Jackie polices Becky's party. Becky: Lecy Goranson. Roseanne: Roseanne Arnold. Dan: John Goodman.

Sat Sep 12 4:21am
Her Boyfriend's Back(Season 3, Episode 20) TVLAND

Mark and Becky (Glenn Quinn, Lecy Goranson) take Dan's motorcycle out for a spin; Becky becomes a discipline problem at home. John Goodman, Roseanne Arnold. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Darlene: Sara Gilbert.

Sat Sep 12 4:54am
Trouble with the Rubbles(Season 3, Episode 21) TVLAND

D.J. hits it off with new neighbor kid Todd (Troy Davidson), but Roseanne sees Todd's mom (Meagen Fay) as an overprotective snob. Jerry: Danton Stone. D.J.: Michael Fishman. Roseanne: Roseanne Barr.

Sun Sep 13 10:00am
Happy Trailers(Season 7, Episode 22) WE

Becky and Mark's basic instincts are to make it on their own, in a trailer park---where a tipsy neighbor (Sharon Stone) puts out the welcome mat. Becky: Sarah Chalke. Mark: Glenn Quinn. Bob: John McConnell. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. David: Johnny Galecki.

Sun Sep 13 10:30am
The Blaming of the Shrew(Season 7, Episode 23) WE

D.J. allows a vixen to boss him around. Meanwhile, Jackie and Fred see a therapist to fix their marriage. Ellen DeGeneres, Ashley Johnson. D.J.: Michael Fishman. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Fred: Michael O'Keefe.

Sun Sep 13 11:00am
The Birds and Frozen Bees(Season 7, Episode 24) WE

There's a possibility that David may like another girl better than Darlene---who must act fast or lose him. David: Johnny Galecki. D.J.: Michael Fishman. Leon: Martin Mull. Mark: Glenn Quinn.

Sun Sep 13 11:30am
Couch Potatoes(Season 7, Episode 25) WE

Now that the Conners are a Nielsen TV family, Roseanne decrees that their viewing habits must change to influence American culture. Mr. Burtis: Michael Mantell. Bev: Estelle Parsons. Fred: Michael O'Keefe. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Roseanne: Roseanne.

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  • Premiered: October 18, 1988
  • Rating: TV-PG
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  • Premise: A loving but imperfect working-class family led by its `domestic goddess' mother was the basis of this classic, long-running sitcom. Issue-oriented storylines and its identifiable blue-collar characters made this the antithesis of the traditional warm-and-… (more)

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