
Hell's Kitchen
HawthoRNe
9/8 CT TNT
Jada Pinkett Smith's hospital drama gets a healthy dose of guest stars tonight, with medical-show vet Judy Reyes (Scrubs), Reid Scott (My Boys) and Sarah Lancaster (so solid as an exasperated sibling in Chuck) checking in. As for noble nurse Christina Hawthorne, she cares for a woman who was possibly abused by her boyfriend — but surprising details soon emerge in the case. In other medical cases, Bobbie treats a bigot suffering from abdominal pains, and Ray gears up to assist a biker facing possible paralysis after a motorcycle accident.
Read on for previews of Hell's Kitchen, Warehouse 13, Paris Hilton's My New BFF and Tori & Dean: Home Sweet Hollywood .
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Paris Hilton
p>Paris Hilton will once again go the distance to find a new best friend, this time traveling to the Middle East. Later this month, the heiress takes Paris Hilton's My New BFF to Dubai.
In a new production deal with Lionsgate and Ish Entertainment (with approval from Dubai's ruler, Sheikh Mohammed bin Rashid Al Maktoum), Hilton will put a group of...
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Law & Order: SVU
According to Jim
8:30 pm/ET ABC
After eight seasons (which seemed to some like twice that many), this sitcom-that-gets-no-respect ends its run tonight with, appropriately enough, Jim's death. Heaven or hell? Jim is on trial before God (Lee Majors) and Satan (Erik Estrada). For Jim's sake, let's hope that there aren't any TV critics on the jury. Also helping usher in Jim's eternal reward (or torment) are guest stars Dan Aykroyd and Kimberly Williams-Paisley.
Read on for previews of Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, ABC News Special: Earth 2100 , Paris Hilton's My New BFF, Man vs. Wild and Web Soup.
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Paris Hilton's My New BFF courtesy MTV
Jeers to the most pathetic group of wannabes in reality-TV history: the contestants on Paris Hilton's My New BFF. These suckups, whose ridiculous names I won't bother to learn (as I'm sure Paris won't), say it's "an honor" to meet Paris, "I'm so excited, I may wet my pants," and "I think I should be Paris' new BFF because we have similar bone structure." In turn, Paris abuses them, sending off four to the aiport blindfolded with the text message, "Talk to you never" and ripping another's clothes as "a little too slutty." Isn't that like the Pope saying you're "a little too Catholic"?
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