Chicken Farmer future Jack avoids robot death-squads with his mutated buddy Bobby.
Illusionist Jack aka "The Mindhumper" humps peoples' minds with his radical magic.
Who counsels the career counselors? Jack does, to the chagrin of career counselors everywhere.
Jack adds some "balls" to the birthing process when he works as a Doula.
Jack gets all bah-humbuggy when he is forced to work as a Gift Wrapper on Christmas.
Jack is rejected by his Meter Maid support group.
Cosmetic Nurse Jack suctions lipo alongside a caustic surgeon (Carrie Fisher).
On a night off from his job as Contestant on a Japanese Game Show, Jack flirts and karaokes with one of the judges (Megan Follows).
Corpse-in-a-terrorist-drill Jack gets taken for a ride by a rogue agent (Christian Slater).
Eltoon sings of Her Majesty the Queen's deep, penetrating love of her corgis.
Archaeologist Jack and Alberta (Molly Parker) let Leo and Bobby know what a disgusting move it was to bathe in the Fountain of Life.
Ho Jack runs into his former pimp (David Cross).
Animator Jack meets his colorful, fun-lovin new boss (Fred Willard).
Social Worker Jack and his lady love (Sandra Oh) bond over a sponge bath.
Construction Worker Jack takes flak from his foreman (Harland Williams).