My Wife and Kids

2001, TV Show

Full Episodes(123)

Latest Episode: The V Story

May 17, 2005 Season 5 Episode 26 watch on (Paid)

Now that the kids are almost out of their hair, Jay insists that Michael have a vasectomy so they can feel free to enjoy themselves, but Michael is reluctant to go through with the operation.

RV Dreams

May 10, 2005 Season 5 Episode 25

Michael, who is determined to make record time driving from Connecticut to the Grand Canyon in a luxurious R.V., convinces his reluctant family to make the road trip so they can spend quality time together. Along the way, Michael puts the family through many misadventures -- including getting lost -- and in his haste neglects to read one of the R.V. manual's most crucial operational features.
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Michael Sells His Business

May 03, 2005 Season 5 Episode 24

With a lucrative bid from a large company offering to purchase Kyle Trucking, Michael convinces Jay that, if they sold their business, they'd be able to spend more quality time with Jr., Jr. and watch him grow up -- something they wish they could have done more of with their own kids. But the offer goes bust and Michael's nemesis, Bobby Shaw (Katt Williams), comes up with a surprising proposal. Meanwhile, Kady and Claire antagonize each other over who gets to spend more time in the bathroom.
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The Graduation Day

Apr 26, 2005 Season 5 Episode 23

It's Jay's college graduation day and Michael is determined to make it go flawlessly - but everything that could go wrong does, and the day seems destined for disaster. To make matters worse, Jay thinks Michael, who didn't want her to go to college in the first place, is trying to sabotage her special day.
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Michael's Sandwich

Apr 12, 2005 Season 5 Episode 22

Under a time deadline to catch his flight, Michael tries to prepare his signature, masterpiece sandwich to take with him on the plane. But various family distractions delay his getting to the airport, and his beloved sandwich is searched by suspicious security guards.
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Jr.'s Cartoon

Mar 29, 2005 Season 5 Episode 21

When Jr. wins a national competition for his cartoon entitled "My Wife and Kid" -- based on himself, Vanessa, the baby and the rest of the Kyle family -- it catches the attention of ABC. Michael becomes Jr.'s agent, but the meeting with the television executives goes badly, crushing Jr.'s dream opportunity, so now Michael has to find a way to rectify the situation. Meanwhile, Claire threatens to break up with Tony unless he can bring some "umph" into their relationship.
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Celibacy

Mar 15, 2005 Season 5 Episode 20

When Jay tells Michael that their love life will be even better if they are celibate for six months, Michael is willing to abide by her wishes, although reluctantly. Meanwhile, Franklin and Kady plant some seeds in the ground to symbolize their growing love for each other, but the seeds grow into an ingredient for a love potion that Jay uses to spice up her romantic dinner for Michael.
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Michael Joins a Gym

Mar 08, 2005 Season 5 Episode 19

The same day Michael realizes he can't fit into his favorite pair of vintage jeans, he runs into an old high school friend, the muscular Daryl (Terry Crews), who doesn't look any older than when Michael last saw him. He enlists Darryl's help to get him back into shape and, in the process, becomes obsessed with looking fit and buff. Meanwhile, Franklin fails his first test and fears that Kady will no longer accept him.
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The Remodel

Mar 01, 2005 Season 5 Episode 18

Realizing that the garage is no longer a suitable living situation for Jr., Vanessa and the baby, Jay insists that Michael have it remodeled. When the contractor bids are too expensive for his taste, Michael decides to take on the job himself, with Jr.'s help. But when they get in over their heads, Franklin -- who happens to be a certified contractor - has to come to their rescue.
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The Bahamas Part 2

Feb 22, 2005 Season 5 Episode 17

Michael and Jay find themselves stranded on the isolated Magic Island.
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The Bahamas Part 1 [HD]

Feb 15, 2005 Season 5 Episode 16

The Kyles arrive at the Atlantis, Paradise Island resort.
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Silence Is Golden

Feb 08, 2005 Season 5 Episode 15

Michael reluctantly accompanies Jay on a meditation weekend, where he has trouble following the rule of silence.
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Sweetheart's Day

Feb 01, 2005 Season 5 Episode 14

When Jay insists that Michael buy her a present for "Sweetheart's Day," a reluctant Michael comes up with a scheme to base the price of Jay's gift on her attitude towards him at a particular moment. He shares his plan with Jr., Tony and Franklin, hoping that they will follow the lead, but the only lead is straight to trouble.
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Study Buddy

Jan 25, 2005 Season 5 Episode 13

Michael feels neglected because Jay is spending all of her time studying for her psychology final. He decides to tutor her, but his efforts cause her to fail. To make it up to her, he tries to bribe her professor to let her re-take the test. Meanwhile, when Kady thinks Franklin prefers her smart friend over her, she tries to act more "brainy."
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They Call Me El Foosay

Jan 18, 2005 Season 5 Episode 12

When Vanessa innocently buys Jr. a foosball game, Jr. discovers his competitive nature and becomes obnoxious when he wins. When Michael challenges Jr. and wins, he initially wants to teach his son a lesson about being a good winner. But then when Michael continues to win, his "fatherly lesson" goes out the window and instead he becomes obsessed with playing foosball. Desperate, the Kyles have to come up with a plan to break the game's hold on Michael.
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Careful What You Wish For

Jan 11, 2005 Season 5 Episode 11

When Jay wishes that Michael would give her the kind of romantic attention that she sees newlywed Vanessa getting from Jr., Michael decides to kill Jay with kindness so he can get back to watching TV and ignoring her. Meanwhile, Franklin tells Kady that he thinks he's too short and goes to great lengths to appear otherwise.
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The Wedding

Nov 30, 2004 Season 5 Episode 10

Jr. and Vanessa announce that they want to get married in two weeks, Vanessa having told Jr. that she wants a small, simple wedding. Michael and Jay offer to help plan it, but instead of something simple and sweet, they plan an elaborate and expensive ceremony that includes dolphins, a castle and 751 guests. Frustrated, Vanessa tells Jr. he needs to regain control of things, forcing him to decide whether he should stand up to Michael.
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The Return of Bobby Shaw

Nov 23, 2004 Season 5 Episode 9

Michael’s enemy, Bobby Shaw tricks Jr. into signing a contract making Jr. his slave. When Michael tries to get him out of the contract, they end up in a dance off.
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Restaurant Wars

Nov 16, 2004 Season 5 Episode 8

At first, Michael is skeptical that Jay can be successful at opening her own soul food restaurant. But his competitive and supportive sides emerge when the Hoos, the owners of the Chinese restaurant across the street, use sneaky tactics to put "Jay's Soooooouuuul Kitchen" out of business.
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The Proposal

Nov 09, 2004 Season 5 Episode 7

Jr. is finally ready to propose to Vanessa, but every time he tries to do so, something interrupts him, including Michael and Jay -- who are preparing to compete against each other in a karaoke.
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Pokerface

Oct 19, 2004 Season 5 Episode 6

Michael advises Jr. that it's ok to spend some time away from Vanessa and the baby, but his advice misfires when Jr. invites Jay along to their all-male poker game. Michael decides, in turn, to crash Jay's all-female book club, where they're discussing the latest book by Angeline Boudreaux.
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The Fellowship of the Baby

Oct 12, 2004 Season 5 Episode 5

When an overwhelmed Jr. thinks he is not smart enough to take care of his own son, Michael tells Jr. that "Jr., Jr." is a "magic baby," and that every time he holds him, it will make Jr. smarter. The ploy works, but in the process Jr. becomes somewhat arrogant with his new-found knowledge, so Michael brings Franklin in so that the two geniuses can match wits. Meanwhile, Kady catches Claire sneaking back into her bedroom after hours and threatens to tell their parents, unless Claire does some favors for her.
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Class Reunion

Oct 05, 2004 Season 5 Episode 4

Michael is reluctant to attend his high-school reunion until a former rival challenges him to a dance-off.
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Childcare Class [HD]

Sep 28, 2004 Season 5 Episode 3

Michael fails a child-care course for grandparents.
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Fantasy Camp Part 2

Sep 21, 2004 Season 5 Episode 2

Michael goes to Michael Jordan's fantasy basketball camp in Las Vegas.
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Fantasy Camp Part 1

Sep 21, 2004 Season 5 Episode 1

Michael goes to Michael Jordan's fantasy basketball camp in Las Vegas.
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