How I Met Your Mother

A man named Ted tells his kids how he met the love of his life, through flashbacks, years in the future. The bored kids sit on the couch and listen as dad regales them with tales of his pursuit of romance. The sitcom's secondary character, Ted's smarmy friend, Barney, is a real standout, often stealing the show.

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Sun Apr 22 9:00am
Wait for It(Season 3, Episode 1) FX

The third season begins with Robin introducing her new Argentinean lover, Gael (Enrique Iglesias), and Ted hooking up with a wild tattooed woman (Mandy Moore) after going out to party with Barney. Lydia: Amanda Loncar. Steve: Frank Alvarez.

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Sun Apr 22 9:30am
We're Not From Here(Season 3, Episode 2) FX

After seeing how the ladies are attracted to Robin's Argentinean lover (Enrique Iglesias), Ted and Barney pretend to be out-of-town visitors, hoping the ploy will help them meet women. Lindsay: Nikki Griffin. Australian Backpacker: Damon Gameau.

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Sun Apr 22 10:00am
Third Wheel(Season 3, Episode 3) FX

Two beautiful women are attracted to Ted and rather than choose, he begins, with the urging of his friends, to see a new daring possibility. Trudy: Danica McKellar. Rachel: Busy Philipps. Ian: Neil Jackson. Waitress: Christine Woods.

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Sun Apr 22 10:30am
Little Boys(Season 3, Episode 4) FX

Robin dates a single dad, and to her surprise, bonds with the man's son, which causes her to worry that the relationship is too serious. Doug: Nicholas Roget-King. George: Brad Rowe. Stacey Gusar: Janet Varney.

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Mon Apr 23 11:00am
How I Met Everyone Else(Season 3, Episode 5) FX

Ted's new girlfriend is jealous when she realizes the story of how they met isn't as exciting as the story of how Ted met his friends, prompting Barney to rank her high on his “Crazy Scale.”

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Mon Apr 23 11:30am
I'm Not That Guy(Season 3, Episode 6) FX

Marshall's courted by a big law firm and is persuaded to join by a slick lawyer (John Cho), thereby giving up his dream of saving the Earth. Doctor: Jim Jansen. Fantasy Jefferson Coatsworth: Bill J. Stevens.

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Mon Apr 23 12:00pm
Dowisetrepla(Season 3, Episode 7) FX

Marshall and Lily search for an apartment to buy, but it's not the enjoyable newlywed experience they thought it would be, especially when Marshall learns about a financial secret Lily's kept from him. Margaret: Maggie Wheeler. Meg: April Bowlby. Loan Offi (more…)

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Mon Apr 23 12:30pm
Spoiler Alert(Season 3, Episode 8) FX

Ted finds what he thinks is the perfect woman, but his friends all find a flaw. In doing so, however, they reveal their own shortcomings. Cathy: Lindsay Price. Proctor: Ron Butler. Test-Talker: Steve Little.

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Tue Apr 24 2:00am
Bad News(Season 6, Episode 13) WGNA

Marshall and Lily see a fertility specialist when they fear they'll never be able to have a baby; and Robin begins a new job.

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Tue Apr 24 2:30am
Last Words(Season 6, Episode 14) WGNA

The gang goes to Minnesota with Marshall, who meets a bully who terrorized him in high school.

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Tue Apr 24 3:00am
Oh Honey(Season 6, Episode 15) WGNA

Zoey arranges a date for Ted with her cousin, and Ted realizes he has feelings for Zoey, and tells his friends he needs an intervention.

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Tue Apr 24 3:30am
Desperation Day(Season 6, Episode 16) WGNA

Valentine's Day plans include Lily surprising Marshall, Robin bonding with girlfriends, and Ted and Zoey figuring out where they stand in their relationship. Meanwhile, Barney calls Feb. 13 "Desperation Day," a holiday for desperate women.

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Tue Apr 24 4:54am
Rally(Season 9, Episode 18) TVLAND

On the day of his wedding, Barney is suffering from a horrific hangover, and the gang tries to concoct a, wait for it, legendary Stinson Hangover Fixer Elixir, but finding the bizarre ingredients proves to be a challenge.

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Tue Apr 24 5:27am
Vesuvius(Season 9, Episode 19) TVLAND

Lily and Robin have a wedding-day disagreement; Barney is fit to be tied over what suit to wear; and the gang screens a film Ted told them not to watch.

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Tue Apr 24 11:00am
Dowisetrepla(Season 3, Episode 7) FX

Marshall and Lily search for an apartment to buy, but it's not the enjoyable newlywed experience they thought it would be, especially when Marshall learns about a financial secret Lily's kept from him. Margaret: Maggie Wheeler. Meg: April Bowlby. Loan Offi (more…)

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Tue Apr 24 11:30am
Spoiler Alert(Season 3, Episode 8) FX

Ted finds what he thinks is the perfect woman, but his friends all find a flaw. In doing so, however, they reveal their own shortcomings. Cathy: Lindsay Price. Proctor: Ron Butler. Test-Talker: Steve Little.

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Tue Apr 24 12:00pm
Slapsgiving(Season 3, Episode 9) FX

Marshall and Lily host their first Thanksgiving as a married couple, but things don't go smoothly. Meanwhile, Barney becomes preoccupied with the “Slap Bet” and the anxiety of not knowing when the next blow will arrive. Bob: Orson Bean. Younger Bob: Eb (more…)

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Tue Apr 24 12:30pm
The Yips(Season 3, Episode 10) FX

Barney's timing couldn't be worse---he loses his mojo just as he gets an invite to a Victoria's Secret Fashion Show party. Model cameos include Heidi Klum, Marisa Miller, Miranda Kerr, Adriana Lima, Selita Ebanks and Alessandra Ambrosio.

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Wed Apr 25 2:00am
Garbage Island(Season 6, Episode 17) WGNA

Marshall becomes obsessed with saving the environment after he sees a documentary about garbage; Ted runs into the Captain; and Robin makes Barney confront his feelings for the woman who was his first Valentine's Day date.

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Wed Apr 25 2:08am
The Yips(Season 3, Episode 10) FX

Barney's timing couldn't be worse---he loses his mojo just as he gets an invite to a Victoria's Secret Fashion Show party. Model cameos include Heidi Klum, Marisa Miller, Miranda Kerr, Adriana Lima, Selita Ebanks and Alessandra Ambrosio.

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Wed Apr 25 2:30am
A Change of Heart(Season 6, Episode 18) WGNA

Barney realizes he has heartfelt affection for Nora, and he thinks that something is wrong with him; and Robin dates a guy who acts like a dog.

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Wed Apr 25 3:00am
Legendaddy(Season 6, Episode 19) WGNA

Barney finally meets his dad, and the pals think of things they should all know by now as adults, but don't.

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Wed Apr 25 3:30am
The Exploding Meatball Sub(Season 6, Episode 20) WGNA

Marshall quits his job to volunteer for an environmental organization; and Ted and Zoey's opposing views on the Arcadia are troubling for their relationship.

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Wed Apr 25 5:27am
Daisy(Season 9, Episode 20) TVLAND

Marshall recruits Ted and Barney to help him to get to the bottom of the mystery of where Lily disappeared to when she bolted in the middle of their argument.

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  • Premiered: September 19, 2005
  • Rating: TV-14
  • Premise: A man named Ted tells his kids how he met the love of his life, through flashbacks, years in the future. The bored kids sit on the couch and listen as dad regales them with tales of his pursuit of romance. The sitcom's secondary character, Ted's smarmy fri… (more)

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