Silly antics of a World War II PT-boat commander and his crew in the South Pacific and Italy. It's basically Sgt. Bilko on the water, for like Phil Silvers' beloved character, Lt. Cdr. Quinton McHale (played with farcical skill by Oscar winner Ernest Borgnine) is a consummate, always-take-a-shortcut con man, incessantly driving the exasperated Capt. Binghampton to declare, `I could just scream.'

Active Cast

Ernest Borgnine Lt. Cdr. Quinton McHale
Joe Flynn Capt. Wallace B. Binghampton
Tim Conway Ens. Charles Parker
Gary Vinson George `Christy' Christopher
Billy Sands Harrison `Tinker' Bell
Bob Hastings Lt. Elroy Carpenter

Former Cast

Jane Dulo Nurse Molly Turner
Gavin Macleod Joseph `Happy' Haines
Henry Beckman Col. Douglas Harrigan
Jay Novello Mayor Mario Lugatto