A hungover Linda misses a plane to Ibiza, and, while waiting for the next flight, gets real chummy with an attractive Welsh waiter named Marko (Tom Ellis). Suddenly, her holiday plans take an unexpected diversion.
When Michelle and Darren announce they are getting married---and having another baby---Linda feels the urge to experience motherhood herself. So she gets a small dummy, dresses it up as an infant and proceeds to play mommy.
Linda strikes out with a bunch of Greek servicemen and, believing she's lost her sex appeal, decides to give women a try, so she and Michelle high-tail it to a lesbian bar, where Michelle gets hit on by two regulars.