Luanne and Lucky wake up Kahn in the middle of the night looking for their wedding gift.
Peggy makes an online video that attempts to re-create the miracle of a cowboy hat flying from one Bill's head to Kahn's head.
Hank and Peggy discover they're both trying to bribe Bobby for his affection.
Hank turns to Bobby for help in turning his place of work green.
Dale performs a scene from his children's book "The Magic Bullet": the story of a little gun searching for her lost bullet.
The guys discuss questions they have for their fathers.
Lucky tells Hank about his baby's rolling problem.
Hank visits a new restaurant that has open seating.
Dales suspects that human sacrifice takes place at a Quinceanera party.
The waitresses defend Dale when a customer accidentally pulls his shorts down.
The family meets Luanne's father uncle Hoyt.
Peggy and Ladybird agree that babies are smarter than they look because they prefer beautiful people over ugly people.
Hank breaks his nose during practice but coach has a technique to fix it.
Hank and Peggy try and cover up the fact that they just had sex in the train bathroom.
Peggy declares Dale and Bill's breakup a "dude-vorce."
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