King of Cars on A & E

It's Chop's birthday and he's celebrating Low Rider style, with a massive hop-off competition at the dealership. But as Chop crowns the "King of the Streets", his fiancée Venus is frantically preparing a royal surprise party. With rappers, dancing girls, and mini-Elvis, can Venus really keep her big party a secret from Chop?

The dealership might not be big enough for two costumed characters: the gun-slinging Auto Marshal has been muscling in on Blue Genie's turf--but he doesn't have the car sales to go with his bravado. So Chop plays off their rivalry to spur his performance. It's a sales dual till Sundown with costumed pride on the line--the loser must dress as the winner's sidekick on tonight's Chop show. Will the cowboy get the Blues or the Genie get the Boot?

The Human O's unique haircut makes him one of Chop's most memorable Chopper show characters, and Chop bets it will help him sell cars too. Chop gives the "O"--a dedicated Upcounter with dreams of becoming a salesman--one day to prove that he has the right stuff. Will the "O" run circles around his competition or end up a big zero?

Chop poses with his personal fleet of custom cars for a photo spread for DUB magazine on the same day as hosting an "Ugly Truckling" Contest at the dealership to boost business. The customer that brings in the ugliest truck will walk away with a $1000, but not before the Auto Marshall and Big Thunder try to persuade them to trade their old eyesores for some stylin rides.

Two women, Sunny and Christina, join Chop's sales force and help drive their team to the top. But Chop fears that their friendship is dulling their competitive edge, and to shake things up pits them against each other in a competition for a high dollar designer purse. When the Blue Genie teams up with Christina and Golden Spaghetti joins Sunny, it's all eyes on the prize and a fight down to the wire.

Top team leaders Deeter and Tino are again in a slump, and Chop has the perfect inspirational tool: a rematch of the Showgirl Showdown sales contest. Only this time instead of appearing on "The Chop Show" in sequins, the loser will have to oil wrestle a 350-pound man while being sprayed with baby oil by the entire staff. Deeter and Tino pull out all the stops to close the most car deals and avoid "glistening in the light on a Monday night.

When Chop buys a bunch of famous rides--cars originally customized for the likes of Snoop and Missy Elliott--he decides to use them as hot backdrops for the first ever King of Cars calendar. But to spice up the day's sales Chop throws in a twist--Shane "Big Thunda" and Yoshah must compete to be the first to sell a car. The winner will pose with a cool ride and hot girls, the loser will be shot in a Speedo flanked by the dealership's mechanics!

Chop expands his sales force for the summer season with a fresh crop of "Green Peas"--new recruits hoping to make it as car salesmen. There's Gary who needs to make big money to pay off his debts, and Philip who wants to prove to his dad that he can hold down a job. After shadowing their "seasoned pimps"--veteran salesmen like the Auto Marshall and El Supa--the peas are thrown into the deep end of their first big Saturday to sell cars solo. It's sink or swim, as only a few will make the car sales needed to survive.

When Chop notices that Salesman of the Month Gabe is getting complacent, he challenges him to a selling match against top sales contender James. The contest quickly becomes a contrast in styles with James "Golden Spaghetti" as the patient, methodical tortoise and Gabe "El Supa" as the energetic hare with attitude. The loser must face the ultimate car salesman's humiliation - wash the winner's car by hand.