Season 3, Episode 17
The Hansel & Gretel Project: Suzy and Carl enlist Johnny's help with their video documentary about the Hansel and Gretel Witch, who lives in a forest on the outskirts of town. After the three of them are captured by the witch and stuffed full of cake and pie, Carl and Suzy escape. Johnny stays, enjoying the dessert. I.Q. Johnny: Fired by his boss for wasting his time inventing a smart drink that makes chimps intelligent, a young research scientist sells the potion to Johnny for dollar. Johnny's resulting genius comes in handy when the town's nuclear plant goes into meltdown. Get Stinky!: Johnny's childhood nemesis Stinky Brownstein has moved back to town and Johnny's sickened. Blind to the fact that she's now a beautiful woman who's actually interested in him, Johnny can only think of Stinky as the redheaded neighbor girl who used to torment him with practical jokes.
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Length: 24:03
Aired: 6/14/2002
Season 3, Episode 10
"I Dream of Johnny" Johnny buys a dusty old bottle at an Arabian Bazaar, and is pleased to find that it houses a sexy genie who's obliged to grant him three wishes. Careless with the wording of his wishes, Johnny ends up being operated on by a monkey scientist, having a wife and kids that look and act like him, and finally ends up in the bottle himself, only to be discovered by Carl. "One Angry Bravo" When a department store tells an overly boisterous Johnny that he'll "see him in court," Johnny excitedly heads over to the local courthouse to give him his Christmas list. There, he mistakenly gets jury duty on a simple traffic case and ties up the deliberation process for eight months, only voting guilty after the judge threatens to remove the Ski Bunny Channel from his hotel room. "Carnival of the Darned" Johnny runs away from home and joins a traveling circus of freaks and misfits. He quickly finds a niche among them when it becomes clear that he can fall on his head from great heights without hurting himself, but his rise to fame only incites the jealousy of The Bearded Man, who plots his demise. Luckily for Johnny, Mama is in the audience to save his life and take him back to his real family.
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Length: 09:32:13
Aired: 12/15/2000
Season 3, Episode 7
"Jurassic Dork" Johnny mistakes the Museum of Natural History for a really big hobby shop, and comes home with a dinosaur egg that he thinks is an airplane model kit. (Johnny's dumb.) When it hatches, Johnny has a screeching, acid-spitting dinosaur on his hands. "Mascot Academy" In an effort to meet cheerleaders, Johnny matriculates at mascot college, where he mistakenly injures Kent Stevens, the college's arrogant star pupil. Months later, Johnny's enjoying his career as a professional mascot - playing a rotting fish head for a football team in Argentina - when Kent tracks him down to seek his revenge. "Full Metal Johnny" Thinking he's signing up for Fantasy Dodgeball Camp, Johnny accidentally joins the U.S. Army, and must endure bootcamp under the tutelage of the beautiful but tough-as-nails Sargeant Trixie. Or, rather, bootcamp must endure Johnny.
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Length: 08:56:48
Aired: 11/3/2000
Season 3, Episode 6
"Dental Hijinks" Mama takes Johnny to a dental college to get his toothache fixed for free, but tells him it's the "Happy Fun Park" so he'll come along quietly. When the dentist straps Johnny down to drill his tooth, Johnny deduces he's a "mad change guy" and spends the rest of the episode running around the "park" trying to escape him. "Little Red Riding Johnny" Johnny needs 57 labels of Krelman's Prune Spread to win a pair of Squint Ringo Tungsten Knuckles, and Suzy happens to be bringing 57 jars of the stuff to her Grandma in the woods. When his attempts to steal Suzy's basket fail repeatedly, Johnny resorts to dressing up as Suzy's grandma in the hopes that she'll just hand it over to him. "Pouch Potato" Johnny's booted off the bus tour of a Wild Australia theme park and lands in the kangaroo habitat, where he's adopted by a mama 'roo. Try as he might to fit in, Johnny's an outcast from the rest of the herd until he successfully defends them against the infamous kangaroo poacher, Boomerang Caine.
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Length: 09:05:08
Aired: 10/13/2000