Sorority Wars
9/8c Lifetime
Lucy Hale, Courtney Thorne-Smith and Faith Ford star in this 2009 cable comedy-drama about the trials of Katie (Hale), a college freshman who hopes to follow in the footsteps of her sorority-legend mom (Thorne-Smith). Unfortunately, the Delta gals of today aren't quite what they used to be, and when Katie exposes the sisterhood's shady dealings, she becomes the target of a malicious smear campaign. Luckily for Katie, there are rival houses on campus.
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iCarly
8/7c Nickelodeon
In recent weeks VMAs and Emmys have been given out, and now it's time for the iCarly Awards. It's the inaugural year for the event, in which Carly, Sam and Freddie plan to honor the top user-generated content on their Web show. The categories are a bit... unusual, and include "Most Inane Hula-Hooper" and "Best Male Acrobat with Lots of Hair." The only problem? Spencer didn't make enough statuettes, and now he must recruit some helpers (in the form of swimsuit models) to churn out some more.
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Saturday Night Live
11:29/10:29c NBC
Here's some Fox news: The laugher opens its 35th season with actress Megan Fox, hot off her man-eating performance in Jennifer's Body, as a first-time host. It's been an off-season of high drama. Divisive politics, rude public behavior and stormy debates over health-care reform ruled the day — so we can expect the SNL players to tap into all that with their usual keen observation and comedic zeal. Speaking of zeal, passionate Irish überband U2 rally the evening with performances. Bono and the boys are in the midst of their sprawling 360° Tour (and just recently played two sold-out shows at Giants Stadium), so they should be in tight form.
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Dirty Sexy Money
10/9c ABC
News of this show's cancellation broke late last fall, and the final episode will air tonight. So say good-bye to good-guy Nick, bad-guy Simon and the wacky Darling clan as Nick makes some discoveries about Simon and Nola. Meanwhile, Nola heads to China to save her little brother, and Patrick's relationship with the Whatleys gets more complicated. Then word surfaces that a tell-all book is being written about the Darlings, and the author is someone who knew them well — Nick's ex, Lisa.
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iCarly
8 pm/ET Nickelodeon
Carly's school (yes, school — the iCarly gang are still hitting the books this summer) has a contest in which the prize is the school's best locker. And the lucky winner is Sam! And...Freddie. They both win, which means they have to share the premium locker. This, of course, gives the normally bickering buddies one more thing to squabble about. Meanwhile, Carly wants art lessons, and who better to teach her than her brother, the artist?
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