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2007, TV Show

I Love New York Episode: "What's Up Dog"

Season 1, Episode 4
Episode Synopsis: Tiffany wants a man who's good with his hands, so she splits the remaining nine guys into three teams and asks each to build a doghouse for her Chihuahua, Her Majesty.
Original Air Date: Jan 29, 2007

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Season 1, Episode 4
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Length: 43:35
Aired: 1/29/2007
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January 29, 2007: The Top Five Least Sexy Moments Season 1, Episode 4

Poor Miss New York. Why hasn't she had sex yet? She was certainly open on both Flavor of Loves, so what's with all the abstaining? (VH1's playing her sex noises over and over again made her a tad wary this time around, perhaps?) Well you know, I don't think I would be in the mood, either, if I were on this show. There have been some truly deflating moments on I Love New York, I hate to say. No wonder she hasn't been getting any. So, after extensive testing and research, I have compiled "The Top Five Least Sexy Moments of I Love New York!" No. 5: Chamo running around in that stupid construction-worker costume! We all know how much I hate Chamo, but at least he's getting a lot less airtime now. His brief appearance, of course, didn't fail to damper my mood during the already pretty boring doghouse challenge, although New York may have been distracted enough by the power tools. P.S. Does anyone else think that Your Majesty is totally just property of VH1? I don't really buy that it's New York's dog, and I can definitely see her dropping it in some intern's hand when the cameras are off her. No. 4: 12-Pack's leopard thong that he would never take off getting digitally blurred for some reason! 12-Pack is such a mess and so obviously a stripper. Do I even need to talk about it? He was certainly much more excited about being in that thong than about having sex with New York. I also loved that he was discreetly drunk (yet again) for the event, which I should have seen coming, but he fooled me until his bathroom break. But the interruption and the way he treated New York like just another client was certainly un-sexy, and it turns out 12-Pack would rather just get totally wasted and play with himself! OK. No. 3: Mr. Boston's Unnecessary Elimination Ceremony Kiss! Mr. Boston made it by default. Great. But I hope this means we only have one more week of him and his anti-sexy to endure. But I'm worried we don't, because Sister Patterson likes him despite his racist upbringing and unbelievable awkwardness, and New York keeps kissing him! I'm glad the guys didn't succeed in shaving his head, though, because that look might have bumped just his presence up to No. 1. No. 2: Heat talking about his "butter lips"! I just need to say thank you, VH1, for the Brokeback Mountain soundtrack and the cuckoo clock noise during Heat's confessional. These contestants are so nuts, if it weren't for a little perspective while watching them, I would feel like I must be nuts, too. Heat is already not sexy enough with his giant cross choker (and he looks about 5-foot-5, right?). But hearing him talk about "butter lips" and seeing him rub his fingers on his mouth just made me feel so dirty. And I'm probably over-thinking, but why would you want someone's lips to taste like butter? Well, at least he's gone. And now, the moment you've all been waiting for. "The No. 1 Least Sexy Moment of I Love New York" is (I bet you can guess): Taia Aaliyah the Tantra instructor! So, I definitely thought New York and 12-Pack were alone in the bedroom at first. Oh, the horrible shock I felt when the camera panned to that mess. I don't even know where to begin. She had to have been a joke, because I think VH1 could have found someone less old and heinous to talk about sex. Why was she wearing that lingerie, and why did she keep touching them? And shouldn't she have been concentrating on teaching her craft, not turning her lesson into a threesome? I'm with you, New York: Get that woman out of your bedroom before you're scarred for life and never want to have sex again! Maybe that's why 12-Pack had to go drink more. show less
Poor Miss New York. Why hasn’t she had sex yet? She was certainly open on both Flavor of Loves, so what’s with all the abstaining? (VH1’s playing her sex noises over and over again made her a tad wary this time around, perhaps?) Well you know, I don’t think I would be in the mood, either, if I were on this show. There have been some truly deflating moments on I Love New York, I hate to say. No wonder she hasn’t been getting any. So, after extensive testing and research, I have compiled… “The Top Five Least Sexy Moments of I Love New York!”No. 5: Chamo running around in that stupid construction-worker costume!We all know how much I hate Chamo, but at least he’s getting a lot less airtime now. His brief appearance, of course, didn’t fail to damper my mood during the already pretty boring doghouse challenge, although New York may have been distracted enough by the power tools. P.S. Does anyone else think that Your Majesty is totally jus... read more

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