Tue May 5 11:30pm
Monday Night Football(Season 2, Episode 14) WGNA

The gang feel obligated to attend a funeral being held while the Super Bowl is being played, and they vow to avoid hearing anything about the game so they can all watch it the next night. Emmitt Smith has a cameo. Doug: Nicholas Roget-King. Producer: Moniq (more…)

Wed May 6 2:30am
The Perfect Week(Season 5, Episode 14) FX

Barney challenges himself to bed seven women in seven days. Jim Nantz and New York Yankee Nick Swisher have cameos.

Wed May 6 2:36am
Mary the Paralegal(Season 1, Episode 19) NIK

Without asking him, Barney gets Ted a beautiful “escort” (Erinn Bartlett) for Robin's media-awards dinner in an attempt to make Robin jealous and get his two friends together. Sandy: Alexis Denisof.

Wed May 6 3:12am
Best Prom Ever(Season 1, Episode 20) NIK

After booking an exclusive hall for their wedding, Marshall and Lily rush to prepare for the event. Their plans hit a snag when Lily insists on hearing a prospective band before hiring them, but the only place to see them is a local high-school prom, so sh (more…)

Wed May 6 12:00pm
Mystery Vs. History(Season 7, Episode 6) LIFE

Ted goes on a date without checking her out online first; and Lily and Marshall come to terms with the question of knowing the gender of their baby.

Wed May 6 12:30pm
Noretta(Season 7, Episode 7) LIFE

The gang discovers that their significant others remind them of their parents; and Barney and Nora's romantic night is plagued by mishaps.

Wed May 6 2:00pm
Rabbit or Duck(Season 5, Episode 15) FX

Lily and Marshall are tasked with setting Ted up on a blind date for Valentine's Day, and they only have a week to find the perfect woman. Meanwhile, Robin's invited to a party by her obnoxious colleague. Jim Nantz and Phil Simms appear as themselves, prov (more…)

Wed May 6 2:30pm
Hooked(Season 5, Episode 16) FX

Ted's friends think he's being strung along by a woman (played by Carrie Underwood) and it makes them reflect on their own similar experiences.

Wed May 6 3:00pm
Of Course(Season 5, Episode 17) FX

Still hurting from the way Barney ended their romance, Robin gets back at him by getting a beautiful self-help author, played by Jennifer Lopez, to turn the tables on Barney.

Wed May 6 3:30pm
Say Cheese(Season 5, Episode 18) FX

Ted wrecks Lily's birthday by bringing a date to her celebration dinner, and Lily does her best to keep the woman out of the annual group photo. Karen: Laura Prepon. Natalie: Anne Dudek.

Wed May 6 9:00pm
Third Wheel(Season 3, Episode 3) WGNA

Two beautiful women are attracted to Ted and rather than choose, he begins, with the urging of his friends, to see a new daring possibility. Trudy: Danica McKellar. Rachel: Busy Philipps. Ian: Neil Jackson. Waitress: Christine Woods.

Wed May 6 9:30pm
Dowisetrepla(Season 3, Episode 7) WGNA

Marshall and Lily search for an apartment to buy, but it's not the enjoyable newlywed experience they thought it would be, especially when Marshall learns about a financial secret Lily's kept from him. Margaret: Maggie Wheeler. Meg: April Bowlby. Loan Offi (more…)

Wed May 6 10:00pm
I'm Not That Guy(Season 3, Episode 6) WGNA

Marshall's courted by a big law firm and is persuaded to join by a slick lawyer (John Cho), thereby giving up his dream of saving the Earth. Doctor: Jim Jansen. Fantasy Jefferson Coatsworth: Bill J. Stevens.

Wed May 6 10:30pm
Coming Back(Season 9, Episode 2) WGNA

Robin is concerned about how Barney will take bad news about his brother, while Marshall scrambles to find transportation to the wedding, and an uncomfortable Ted deals with flying solo in a romantic hotel.

Wed May 6 11:00pm
Moving Day(Season 2, Episode 18) WGNA

Ted decides to move in with Robin but Barney hijacks the truck filled with Ted's belongings on moving day in an effort to prevent the union. Meanwhile, Lily and Marshall find it hard to adjust to not having Ted with them. Sarah: Rachelle Lefevre. Pretty Gi (more…)

Wed May 6 11:30pm
Little Boys(Season 3, Episode 4) WGNA

Robin dates a single dad, and to her surprise, bonds with the man's son, which causes her to worry that the relationship is too serious. Doug: Nicholas Roget-King. George: Brad Rowe. Stacey Gusar: Janet Varney.

Thu May 7 2:36am
Milk(Season 1, Episode 21) NIK

The day after Ted turns 28, he learns that the dating service he visited months ago has finally found his perfect match. He arranges to meet her, but before she arrives Lily calls and asks him for help during a life crisis. Tracy: Brenda Isaacs-Booth. Butt (more…)

Thu May 7 3:12am
Come On(Season 1, Episode 22) NIK

Ted decides to make a final grand gesture to win over Robin. Then he learns she's planning to go on a weekend camping trip that includes her co-anchor, Sandy Rivers (Alexis Denisof), who also has feelings for her. Penelope: Amy Acker.

Thu May 7 12:00pm
The Slutty Pumpkin Returns(Season 7, Episode 8) LIFE

The Slutty Pumpkin, played by Katie Holmes, returns, after Ted has searched for her every year at the same costume party since the Halloween they met and he lost her phone number.

Thu May 7 12:30pm
Disaster Averted(Season 7, Episode 9) LIFE

The friends recall their memories of Hurricane Irene; and Barney tries to get out of wearing the ducky tie.

Thu May 7 1:00pm
Tick, Tick, Tick(Season 7, Episode 10) LIFE

Robin and Barney keeps secrets from their respective significant others; and Marshall, Lily and Ted go to a concert.

Thu May 7 1:30pm
The Rebound Girl(Season 7, Episode 11) LIFE

Ted and Barney make a life-altering decision; and Robin tries to talk Lily and Marshall out of moving to Long Island.

Thu May 7 2:00pm
Zoo or False(Season 5, Episode 19) FX

Marshall gets mugged, prompting Lily to want to get a gun, so Marshall comes up with a crazy story about the crime in the hope that it will change her mind.

Thu May 7 2:30pm
Home Wreckers(Season 5, Episode 20) FX

Ted attends his mom's wedding and is troubled by her affectionate relationship with the groom, which prompts Ted to make an impulsive decision regarding his life.

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  • Premiered: September 19, 2005
  • Rating: TV-14
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  • Premise: A man named Ted tells his kids how he met the love of his life, through flashbacks, years in the future. The bored kids sit on the couch and listen as dad regales them with tales of his pursuit of romance. The sitcom's secondary character, Ted's smarmy fri… (more)

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