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How I Met Your Mother Episodes on CBS

2005, TV Show

Seasons:

1
- Come On (Original Airdate May 15, 2006)
- Milk (Original Airdate May 8, 2006)
- Best Prom Ever (Original Airdate May 1, 2006)
- Mary the Paralegal (Original Airdate Apr 24, 2006)
- Nothing Good Happens After 2 AM (Original Airdate Apr 10, 2006)
- Life Among the Gorillas (Original Airdate Mar 20, 2006)
- Cupcake (Original Airdate Mar 6, 2006)
- Game Night (Original Airdate Feb 27, 2006)
- Zip, Zip, Zip (Original Airdate Feb 6, 2006)
- Drumroll Please (Original Airdate Jan 24, 2006)
- The Wedding (Original Airdate Jan 9, 2006)
- The Limo (Original Airdate Dec 19, 2005)
- The Pineapple Incident (Original Airdate Nov 28, 2005)
- Belly Full of Turkey (Original Airdate Nov 22, 2005)
- The Duel (Original Airdate Nov 14, 2005)
- Matchmaker (Original Airdate Nov 7, 2005)
- The Slutty Pumpkin (Original Airdate Oct 24, 2005)
- Okay Awesome (Original Airdate Oct 17, 2005)
- Return of the Shirt (Original Airdate Oct 10, 2005)
- The Sweet Taste of Liberty (Original Airdate Oct 3, 2005)
- Purple Giraffe (Original Airdate Sep 26, 2005)
- Pilot Episode (Original Airdate Sep 19, 2005)
2
- Something Blue (Original Airdate May 14, 2007)
- Something Borrowed (Original Airdate May 7, 2007)
- Showdown (Original Airdate Apr 30, 2007)
- Bachelor Party (Original Airdate Apr 10, 2007)
- Moving Day (Original Airdate Mar 20, 2007)
- Arrivederci, Fiero (Original Airdate Feb 27, 2007)
- Stuff (Original Airdate Feb 19, 2007)
- Lucky Penny (Original Airdate Feb 12, 2007)
- Monday Night Football (Original Airdate Feb 6, 2007)
- Columns (Original Airdate Jan 22, 2007)
- First Time in New York (Original Airdate Jan 8, 2007)
- How Lily Stole Christmas (Original Airdate Dec 11, 2006)
- Single Stamina (Original Airdate Nov 27, 2006)
- Robin Sparkles (Original Airdate Nov 20, 2006)
- Atlantic City (Original Airdate Nov 13, 2006)
- Swarley (Original Airdate Nov 6, 2006)
- Aldrin Justice (Original Airdate Oct 23, 2006)
- World's Greatest Couple (Original Airdate Oct 16, 2006)
- Ted Mosby, Architect (Original Airdate Oct 9, 2006)
- Brunch (Original Airdate Oct 2, 2006)
- The Scorpion and the Toad (Original Airdate Sep 25, 2006)
- Where Were We? (Original Airdate Sep 18, 2006)
3
- Miracles (Original Airdate May 19, 2008)
- Everything Must Go (Original Airdate May 12, 2008)
- Rebound Bro (Original Airdate May 5, 2008)
- The Goat (Original Airdate Apr 28, 2008)
- Sandcastles in the Sand (Original Airdate Apr 21, 2008)
- The Chain of Screaming (Original Airdate Apr 14, 2008)
- The Bracket (Original Airdate Mar 31, 2008)
- Ten Sessions (Original Airdate Mar 24, 2008)
- No Tomorrow (Original Airdate Mar 17, 2008)
- The Platinum Rule (Original Airdate Dec 11, 2007)
- The Yips (Original Airdate Nov 26, 2007)
- Slapsgiving (Original Airdate Nov 19, 2007)
- Spoiler Alert (Original Airdate Nov 12, 2007)
- Dowisetrepla (Original Airdate Nov 5, 2007)
- I'm Not That Guy (Original Airdate Oct 29, 2007)
- How I Met Everyone Else (Original Airdate Oct 22, 2007)
- Little Boys (Original Airdate Oct 15, 2007)
- Third Wheel (Original Airdate Oct 8, 2007)
- We're Not From Here (Original Airdate Oct 1, 2007)
- Wait for It (Original Airdate Sep 24, 2007)
4
- The Leap (Original Airdate May 18, 2009)
- As Fast as She Can (Original Airdate May 11, 2009)
- Right Place Right Time (Original Airdate May 4, 2009)
- The Three Days Rule (Original Airdate Apr 27, 2009)
- Mosbius Designs (Original Airdate Apr 13, 2009)
- Murtaugh (Original Airdate Mar 30, 2009)
- Old King Clancy (Original Airdate Mar 23, 2009)
- The Front Porch (Original Airdate Mar 16, 2009)
- Sorry, Bro (Original Airdate Mar 9, 2009)
- The Stinsons (Original Airdate Mar 2, 2009)
- The Possimpible (Original Airdate Feb 2, 2009)
- Three Days of Snow (Original Airdate Jan 19, 2009)
- Benefits (Original Airdate Jan 12, 2009)
- Little Minnesota (Original Airdate Dec 15, 2008)
- The Fight (Original Airdate Dec 8, 2008)
- The Naked Man (Original Airdate Nov 24, 2008)
- Woooo! (Original Airdate Nov 17, 2008)
- Not a Father's Day (Original Airdate Nov 10, 2008)
- Happily Ever After (Original Airdate Nov 3, 2008)
- Shelter Island (Original Airdate Oct 20, 2008)
- Intervention (Original Airdate Oct 13, 2008)
- I Heart NJ (Original Airdate Oct 6, 2008)
- The Best Burger in New York (Original Airdate Sep 29, 2008)
- Do I Know You? (Original Airdate Sep 22, 2008)
5
- Doppelgangers (Original Airdate May 24, 2010)
- The Wedding Bride (Original Airdate May 17, 2010)
- Robots Vs. Wrestlers (Original Airdate May 10, 2010)
- Twin Beds (Original Airdate May 3, 2010)
- Home Wreckers (Original Airdate Apr 19, 2010)
- Zoo or False (Original Airdate Apr 12, 2010)
- Say Cheese (Original Airdate Mar 22, 2010)
- Of Course (Original Airdate Mar 8, 2010)
- Hooked (Original Airdate Mar 1, 2010)
- Rabbit or Duck (Original Airdate Feb 8, 2010)
- The Perfect Week (Original Airdate Feb 1, 2010)
- Jenkins (Original Airdate Jan 18, 2010)
- Girls vs. Suits (Original Airdate Jan 11, 2010)
- Last Cigarette Ever (Original Airdate Dec 14, 2009)
- The Window (Original Airdate Dec 7, 2009)
- Slapsgiving 2: Revenge of the Slap (Original Airdate Nov 23, 2009)
- The Playbook (Original Airdate Nov 16, 2009)
- The Rough Patch (Original Airdate Nov 9, 2009)
- Bagpipes (Original Airdate Nov 2, 2009)
- Duel Citizenship (Original Airdate Oct 19, 2009)
- The Sexless Innkeeper (Original Airdate Oct 12, 2009)
- Robin 101 (Original Airdate Oct 5, 2009)
- Double Date (Original Airdate Sep 28, 2009)
- Definitions (Original Airdate Sep 21, 2009)
6
- Challenge Accepted (Original Airdate May 16, 2011)
- Landmarks (Original Airdate May 9, 2011)
- The Perfect Cocktail (Original Airdate May 2, 2011)
- Hopeless (Original Airdate Apr 18, 2011)
- The Exploding Meatball Sub (Original Airdate Apr 11, 2011)
- Legendaddy (Original Airdate Mar 21, 2011)
- A Change of Heart (Original Airdate Feb 28, 2011)
- Garbage Island (Original Airdate Feb 21, 2011)
- Desperation Day (Original Airdate Feb 14, 2011)
- Oh Honey (Original Airdate Feb 7, 2011)
- Last Words (Original Airdate Jan 17, 2011)
- Bad News (Original Airdate Jan 3, 2011)
- False Positive (Original Airdate Dec 13, 2010)
- The Mermaid Theory (Original Airdate Dec 6, 2010)
- Blitzgiving (Original Airdate Nov 22, 2010)
- Glitter (Original Airdate Nov 15, 2010)
- Natural History (Original Airdate Nov 8, 2010)
- Canning Randy (Original Airdate Nov 1, 2010)
- Baby Talk (Original Airdate Oct 25, 2010)
- Architect of Destruction (Original Airdate Oct 18, 2010)
- Subway Wars (Original Airdate Oct 11, 2010)
- Unfinished (Original Airdate Oct 4, 2010)
- Cleaning House (Original Airdate Sep 27, 2010)
- Big Days (Original Airdate Sep 20, 2010)
7
- The Magician's Code, Part 2 (Original Airdate May 14, 2012)
- The Magician's Code, Part 1 (Original Airdate May 14, 2012)
- Good Crazy (Original Airdate Apr 30, 2012)
- Now We're Even (Original Airdate Apr 16, 2012)
- Trilogy Time (Original Airdate Apr 9, 2012)
- The Broath (Original Airdate Mar 19, 2012)
- Karma (Original Airdate Feb 27, 2012)
- No Pressure (Original Airdate Feb 20, 2012)
- The Drunk Train (Original Airdate Feb 13, 2012)
- The Burning Beekeeper (Original Airdate Feb 6, 2012)
- 46 Minutes (Original Airdate Jan 16, 2012)
- Tailgate (Original Airdate Jan 2, 2012)
- Symphony of Illumination (Original Airdate Dec 5, 2011)
- The Rebound Girl (Original Airdate Nov 21, 2011)
- Tick, Tick, Tick (Original Airdate Nov 14, 2011)
- Disaster Averted (Original Airdate Nov 7, 2011)
- The Slutty Pumpkin Returns (Original Airdate Oct 31, 2011)
- Noretta (Original Airdate Oct 24, 2011)
- Mystery Vs. History (Original Airdate Oct 17, 2011)
- Field Trip (Original Airdate Oct 10, 2011)
- The Stinson Missile Crisis (Original Airdate Oct 3, 2011)
- The Ducky Tie (Original Airdate Sep 26, 2011)
- The Naked Truth (Original Airdate Sep 19, 2011)
- The Best Man (Original Airdate Sep 19, 2011)
8
- Something New (Original Airdate May 13, 2013)
- Something Old (Original Airdate May 6, 2013)
- The Bro Mitzvah (Original Airdate Apr 29, 2013)
- Romeward Bound (Original Airdate Apr 15, 2013)
- The Time Travelers (Original Airdate Mar 25, 2013)
- The Fortress (Original Airdate Mar 18, 2013)
- Weekend at Barney's (Original Airdate Feb 25, 2013)
- The Ashtray (Original Airdate Feb 18, 2013)
- Bad Crazy (Original Airdate Feb 11, 2013)
- P.S. I Love You (Original Airdate Feb 4, 2013)
- Ring Up (Original Airdate Jan 21, 2013)
- Band or DJ? (Original Airdate Jan 14, 2013)
- The Final Page, Part Two (Original Airdate Dec 17, 2012)
- The Final Page, Part One (Original Airdate Dec 17, 2012)
- The Over-Correction (Original Airdate Dec 10, 2012)
- Lobster Crawl (Original Airdate Dec 3, 2012)
- Twelve Horny Women (Original Airdate Nov 26, 2012)
- The Stamp Tramp (Original Airdate Nov 19, 2012)
- Splitsville (Original Airdate Nov 12, 2012)
- The Autumn of Break-Ups (Original Airdate Oct 29, 2012)
- Who Wants to Be a Godparent (Original Airdate Oct 15, 2012)
- Nannies (Original Airdate Oct 8, 2012)
- The Pre-Nup (Original Airdate Oct 1, 2012)
- Farhampton (Original Airdate Sep 24, 2012)

How I Met Your Mother Episode: "The Scorpion and the Toad"

Season 2, Episode 2

Episode Synopsis: With Ted no longer looking for love, Barney turns his attention to finding someone new for Marshall to help him forget about Lily. Meanwhile, Robin has a surprise guest. Art Professor: Richard Wharton. Mike: Josh Wingate. Paula: Kelly Mullis. Amy: Aisha Kabia. Original Air Date: Sep 25, 2006

Guest Cast Kelly Mullis: Paula Natalie Garza: Jesse Richard Wharton: Art Professor Nicole Garza: Jenny Diane Mizota: Woman

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The Scorpion and the Toad

Season 2, Episode 2
Lily returns from San Francisco just as Marshall is finally recovering from their breakup.
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Length: 22:06
Aired: 9/25/2006
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Premiered: September 19, 2005, on CBS

Rating: TV-PG

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Premise: A man named Ted tells his kids how he met the love of his life, through flashbacks, years in the future. The bored kids sit on the couch and listen as dad regales them with tales of his pursuit of romance. The sitcom's secondary character, Ted's smarmy friend, Barney, is a real standout, often stealing the show.

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Josh Radnor Ted	Jason Segel Marshall
Alyson Hannigan Lily	Neil Patrick Harris Barney
Cobie Smulders Robin

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How I Met Your Mother Episodes on CBS

2005, TV Show

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