Harry sells the idea of rat races as a source of hospital income, but a personality conflict between rat and trainer jeopardizes his plan. Alan Arkin, Matt Craven. Lockhart: Kurt Knudson. Lawrence: Thom Bray.
The Army wants Harry (Alan Arkin), who failed to complete his stint thanks to the discharge papers he forged 27 years ago. McKenzie: Felton Perry. Bobby: Matt Craven. Lockhart: Kurt Knudson. Sandy: Barbara Dana.
Harry (Alan Arkin) attempts to divert Nurse Duckett (Holland Taylor) from the subject of missing surgical gowns, and winds up becoming the object of her affection. Bobby: Matt Craven. Lawrence: Thom Bray.
A tattletale co-worker (Thom Bray) produces evidence that Harry's been selling hospital equipment. Harry: Alan Arkin. Richard: Richard Lewis. Bobby: Matt Craven. Dr. Clifton: Barbara Dana. Lockhart: Kurt Knudson.
Lawrence (Thom Bray) decides to quit rather than face the endless embarrassment resulting from his ghastly addition error. Harry: Alan Arkin. Duckett: Holland Taylor. Lockhart: Kurt Knudson. Bobby: Matt Craven.
A laid-up Harry (Alan Arkin) decides to organize a patient revolt, while Richard (Richard Lewis) is riddled with indecision as the acting head of the supply room. Boynton: Patrick Collins. Dr. Taklow: Richard Libertini.