Two and a Half Men

A hit sitcom built on often-raunchy material, starring Charlie Sheen and, later, Ashton Kutcher begins with the premise of a Malibu bachelor (Sheen) whose life is disrupted when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move in with him. In the ninth season, Kutcher replaces Sheen, playing a billionaire with a broken heart. Briskly written and performed, the s (more…)

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Mon Sep 25 3:00pm
One Nut Johnson(Season 10, Episode 10) FX

Alan helps Walden develop an alias to find a woman who doesn't just love him for his money.

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Mon Sep 25 3:30pm
Give Santa a Tail-Hole(Season 10, Episode 11) FX

Alan is alone for Christmas, while Walden continues to play his poorer alter ego.

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Tue Sep 26 12:30pm
One Nut Johnson(Season 10, Episode 10) FX

Alan helps Walden develop an alias to find a woman who doesn't just love him for his money.

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Tue Sep 26 1:00pm
Give Santa a Tail-Hole(Season 10, Episode 11) FX

Alan is alone for Christmas, while Walden continues to play his poorer alter ego.

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Tue Sep 26 3:00pm
Welcome to Alancrest(Season 10, Episode 12) FX

Alan makes an investment in Kate's fashion line—using Walden's money. Meanwhile, Walden's double life as a poor man begins to wear on him.

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Tue Sep 26 3:30pm
Grab a Feather and Get in Line(Season 10, Episode 13) FX

Walden is ready to tell Kate the truth about his identity when he and Alan go to her fashion show in New York.

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Wed Sep 27 11:30am
Welcome to Alancrest(Season 10, Episode 12) FX

Alan makes an investment in Kate's fashion line—using Walden's money. Meanwhile, Walden's double life as a poor man begins to wear on him.

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Wed Sep 27 12:00pm
Grab a Feather and Get in Line(Season 10, Episode 13) FX

Walden is ready to tell Kate the truth about his identity when he and Alan go to her fashion show in New York.

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Wed Sep 27 3:00pm
Run, Steven Staven! Run!(Season 10, Episode 14) FX

Lyndsey is miffed when Alan won't give her a key to the beach house, so she decides to go on a date with a gynecologist. Meanwhile, Alan, Walden, Herb and Billy trade tales of their romantic woes.

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Wed Sep 27 3:30pm
Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It(Season 10, Episode 15) FX

Alan is alarmed when Jake brings his thirtysomething girlfriend home for a visit; Walden tries to keep a secret from Alan.

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Thu Sep 28 12:00pm
Run, Steven Staven! Run!(Season 10, Episode 14) FX

Lyndsey is miffed when Alan won't give her a key to the beach house, so she decides to go on a date with a gynecologist. Meanwhile, Alan, Walden, Herb and Billy trade tales of their romantic woes.

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Thu Sep 28 12:30pm
Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It(Season 10, Episode 15) FX

Alan is alarmed when Jake brings his thirtysomething girlfriend home for a visit; Walden tries to keep a secret from Alan.

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Thu Sep 28 3:00pm
Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby(Season 10, Episode 16) FX

Walden pleads with Kate to give their romance another shot when he's lonely on Valentine's Day. Meanwhile, Alan's holiday with Lyndsey doesn't proceed as he'd hoped.

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Thu Sep 28 3:30pm
Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries(Season 10, Episode 17) FX

Walden runs into his ex-wife, Bridget, at a singles event, and their conversation turns to reconciliation, but Alan worries that they're no longer compatible.

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Fri Sep 29 12:30pm
Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby(Season 10, Episode 16) FX

Walden pleads with Kate to give their romance another shot when he's lonely on Valentine's Day. Meanwhile, Alan's holiday with Lyndsey doesn't proceed as he'd hoped.

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Fri Sep 29 1:00pm
Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries(Season 10, Episode 17) FX

Walden runs into his ex-wife, Bridget, at a singles event, and their conversation turns to reconciliation, but Alan worries that they're no longer compatible.

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Fri Sep 29 4:00pm
The 9: 04 From Pemberton(Season 10, Episode 18) FX

Alan moves in with Herb after he has a fight with Walden.

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Fri Sep 29 4:30pm
Big Episode. Someone Stole a Spoon(Season 10, Episode 19) FX

Walden and Alan's attempt to take Herb's mind off his loneliness gets out of control when they party too hard.

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Sat Sep 30 7:00am
Bazinga! That's From a TV Show(Season 10, Episode 20) FX

Jake cheats on his girlfriend, Tammy, with her 18-year-old daughter, and the brouhaha that erupts doesn't spare Alan or Walden.

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Sat Sep 30 7:30am
Another Night With Neil Diamond(Season 10, Episode 21) FX

Lyndsey's breakup with Alan leaves him crushed, so Walden tries to lift his spirits and help him get back on his feet.

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Sat Sep 30 8:00am
My Bodacious Vidalia(Season 10, Episode 22) FX

Alan tries a more modern look when Walden attempts to help him out of his funk and jump back into the dating pool, but faces a moral dilemma after his new appearance attracts a married woman.

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Sat Sep 30 8:30am
Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped(Season 10, Episode 23) FX

In the Season 10 finale, Walden goes out with a 22-year-old woman, but winds up becoming smitten with her grandmother. Meanwhile, Alan and Jake take a trip to bond as father and son.

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Mon Oct 2 3:00pm
Pilot Episode(Season 1, Episode 1) FX

Carefree jingle writer Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) has his lifestyle altered when his uptight brother and his 10-year-old nephew (Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones) move in with him. Evelyn Harper: Holland Taylor. Judith Harper: Marin Hinkle. Rose: Melanie Lyns (more…)

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Mon Oct 2 3:30pm
Big Flappy Bastards(Season 1, Episode 2) FX

Despite warnings from Charlie, Jake continues to feed seagulls on the deck and the birds invade the house. Meanwhile, Charlie thinks Judith is taking advantage of Alan, who keeps going to her house to fix things. Jake: Angus T. Jones. Judith: Marin Hinkle (more…)

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  • Premiered: September 22, 2003
  • Rating: TV-14
  • Premise: A hit sitcom built on often-raunchy material, starring Charlie Sheen and, later, Ashton Kutcher begins with the premise of a Malibu bachelor (Sheen) whose life is disrupted when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move in with him. In the ninth season, Kutc… (more)

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