Two and a Half Men

A hit sitcom built on often-raunchy material, starring Charlie Sheen and, later, Ashton Kutcher begins with the premise of a Malibu bachelor (Sheen) whose life is disrupted when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move in with him. In the ninth season, Kutcher replaces Sheen, playing a billionaire with a broken heart. Briskly written and performed, the s (more…)

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Thu May 25 11:30am
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Thu May 25 12:00pm
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Thu May 25 3:00pm
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A brush with death drives a wedge between Walden and Zoey; Alan wonders about Lyndsey's drinking habits.

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Walden is taken aback when he gets a surprise visit from his bitter former business partner, who's looking to mend their differences.

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Fri May 26 12:30pm
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A brush with death drives a wedge between Walden and Zoey; Alan wonders about Lyndsey's drinking habits.

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Fri May 26 1:00pm
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Walden is taken aback when he gets a surprise visit from his bitter former business partner, who's looking to mend their differences.

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Walden tells Zoey his new business partner is his ex-wife, Bridget; Alan and Lyndsey struggle to get used to their mothers' relationship.

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Sat May 27 10:30am
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Walden's relationship is put to the test when Zoey and her daughter become his new housemates. Meanwhile, Alan moves in with Lyndsey.

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Sat May 27 11:00am
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Kathy Bates guest stars as Charlie's ghost when Alan is hospitalized following a minor heart attack.

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Sat May 27 12:00pm
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Walden gets a hand from singer Michael Bolton in the Season 10 premiere when he makes big plans to surprise Zoey on her birthday.

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Tue May 30 12:30pm
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Walden's mental health deteriorates after his breakup with Zoey.

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Tue May 30 3:00pm
Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt(Season 10, Episode 3) FX

Alan and Lyndsey vow to liven up their sex life.

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Tue May 30 3:30pm
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A visit from a friend's daughter makes Walden feel his age.

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Wed May 31 11:30am
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Alan and Lyndsey vow to liven up their sex life.

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Wed May 31 3:00pm
That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam(Season 10, Episode 5) FX

Walden begins dating Rose—who was in Paris the day Charlie died—much to Alan's dismay.

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Wed May 31 3:30pm
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Walden has a romantic dilemma involving a choice between Rose and Zoey.

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  • Premiered: September 22, 2003
  • Rating: TV-14
  • Premise: A hit sitcom built on often-raunchy material, starring Charlie Sheen and, later, Ashton Kutcher begins with the premise of a Malibu bachelor (Sheen) whose life is disrupted when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move in with him. In the ninth season, Kutc… (more)

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