Mon Apr 27 5:00pm
Last Chance to See Those Tattoos(Season 2, Episode 11) FX

Charlie learns that there is a Web site devoted to trashing him and his womanizing ways. Meanwhile, Alan mistakenly thinks Judith wants to get back together with him. Gail: Jodi Lyn O'Keefe.

Mon Apr 27 5:30pm
A Lungful of Alan(Season 2, Episode 12) FX

A high-school friend (Paget Brewster) visits Alan, who is awed by how beautiful she's become; and the transformation doesn't escape Charlie's notice either. Jake: Angus T. Jones.

Tue Apr 28 5:00pm
Zejdz zmoich wlosow (Get Off My Hair)(Season 2, Episode 13) FX

When a water pipe breaks in Judith's home, flooding the house, Alan invites her to stay at Charlie's until the repairs are finished, but when she goes on a date while staying there, he regrets his kindness. Camille: Nicole Forester. Svetlana: Magdalena Zie (more…)

Tue Apr 28 5:30pm
Those Big Pink Things With Coconut(Season 2, Episode 14) FX

Evelyn pushes Alan too far when she crushes Jake's self-esteem, and he tells her she's no longer allowed to see her grandson. Dr. Little: Bob Morrisey. Evelyn: Holland Taylor. Jake: Angus T. Jones. Judith: Marin Hinkle.

Wed Apr 29 4:00pm
Smell the Umbrella Stand(Season 2, Episode 15) FX

Worried over getting a colonoscopy, Alan takes Charlie's advice to go with him to Las Vegas and to bring Jake. But obstacles keep delaying the outing, including Jake getting sick. Anesthesiologist: Suzanne Whang. Doctor: Mark Chaet. Jake: Angus T. Jones.

Wed Apr 29 4:30pm
Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?(Season 2, Episode 16) FX

Judith goes to Hawaii, leaving Jake with Alan and Charlie for an entire week, and everything that can go wrong does for all three...er...two and a half men. Jake: Angus T. Jones. Berta: Conchata Ferrell. Alan Jon Cryer.

Thu Apr 30 3:30pm
Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam!(Season 2, Episode 17) FX

A wild night of pleasure leaves Charlie in severe back pain, but it's not enough to keep him from hitting on his beautiful doctor (Alicia Coppola), which appalls Alan. Debbie: Kristen Miller. Male Nurse: Ken Jeong. Nurse: Helen Greenberg.

Thu Apr 30 4:00pm
It Was 'Mame,' Mom(Season 2, Episode 18) FX

Charlie persuades Alan to pretend they're a couple to impress a gay ad-agency exec, then has a dilemma when he falls for the man's gorgeous ex-wife (Lucy Lawless). Eric: David Starzyk. Evelyn: Holland Taylor. Rose: Melanie Lynskey.

Fri May 1 12:00pm
Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam!(Season 2, Episode 17) FX

A wild night of pleasure leaves Charlie in severe back pain, but it's not enough to keep him from hitting on his beautiful doctor (Alicia Coppola), which appalls Alan. Debbie: Kristen Miller. Male Nurse: Ken Jeong. Nurse: Helen Greenberg.

Fri May 1 12:30pm
It Was 'Mame,' Mom(Season 2, Episode 18) FX

Charlie persuades Alan to pretend they're a couple to impress a gay ad-agency exec, then has a dilemma when he falls for the man's gorgeous ex-wife (Lucy Lawless). Eric: David Starzyk. Evelyn: Holland Taylor. Rose: Melanie Lynskey.

Fri May 1 4:00pm
A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise(Season 2, Episode 19) FX

A bold Alan asks out Sherri (Jeri Ryan), who was indifferent to Charlie when they dated, and, to everyone's surprise, she's attracted to Alan. Stephan: James Edson. Jake: Angus T. Jones. Alan: Jon Cryer. Charlie: Charlie Sheen.

Fri May 1 4:30pm
I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey(Season 2, Episode 20) FX

When Charlie and Alan antagonize each other like adolescent boys, Rose gets them to sit down and discuss their unresolved issues. Rose: Melanie Lynskey. Berta: Conchata Ferrell. Jake: Angus T. Jones. Judith: Marin Hinkle.

Sat May 2 9:30am
A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On(Season 2, Episode 21) FX

Alan, Jake and a reluctant Charlie accompany Evelyn to the funeral of one of her ex-husbands, and Charlie starts hitting on the young and beautiful widow (Cynthia Preston). Christine: Gigi Rice. Minister: Steve Tom. Evelyn: Holland Taylor.

Sat May 2 10:00am
That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother(Season 2, Episode 22) FX

Alan foolishly borrows money from Evelyn to buy a Porsche, and in turn she asks him to go on a blind date with the daughter (Chloe Webb) of a man she's dating. Cab Driver: Jay Harik. Waiter: John O'Brien.

Sat May 2 10:30am
Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab(Season 2, Episode 23) FX

A women's volleyball team walks into a bar. It's no joke, but a godsend for Alan and Charlie, who are drinking away the guilt of letting Jake stay with Evelyn. Danielle: Catherine McCord. Kimberly: Christina Chambers. Evelyn: Holland Taylor. Jake: Angus T (more…)

Sat May 2 11:00am
Does This Smell Funny to You?(Season 2, Episode 24) FX

In the second-season finale, told through flashbacks as Jake reads a report to his class, an angry husband (Orson Bean) confronts Charlie for sleeping with his wife. Natalie: Karen Trella. Teacher: Patricia Bethune. Jake: Angus T. Jones.

Sun May 3 1:00am
A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On(Season 2, Episode 21) FX

Alan, Jake and a reluctant Charlie accompany Evelyn to the funeral of one of her ex-husbands, and Charlie starts hitting on the young and beautiful widow (Cynthia Preston). Christine: Gigi Rice. Minister: Steve Tom. Evelyn: Holland Taylor.

Sun May 3 1:30am
That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother(Season 2, Episode 22) FX

Alan foolishly borrows money from Evelyn to buy a Porsche, and in turn she asks him to go on a blind date with the daughter (Chloe Webb) of a man she's dating. Cab Driver: Jay Harik. Waiter: John O'Brien.

Sun May 3 3:00am
Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab(Season 2, Episode 23) FX

A women's volleyball team walks into a bar. It's no joke, but a godsend for Alan and Charlie, who are drinking away the guilt of letting Jake stay with Evelyn. Danielle: Catherine McCord. Kimberly: Christina Chambers. Evelyn: Holland Taylor. Jake: Angus T (more…)

Sun May 3 3:30am
Does This Smell Funny to You?(Season 2, Episode 24) FX

In the second-season finale, told through flashbacks as Jake reads a report to his class, an angry husband (Orson Bean) confronts Charlie for sleeping with his wife. Natalie: Karen Trella. Teacher: Patricia Bethune. Jake: Angus T. Jones.

Mon May 4 5:00pm
Weekend in Bangkok With Two Olympic Gymnasts(Season 3, Episode 1) FX

Alan is laid up after falling off the roof, so Charlie spends a weekend caring for Jake, whose needs and wants interfere with Charlie's social life. Betsy: Kim Oja.

Mon May 4 5:30pm
Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover(Season 3, Episode 2) FX

Charlie answers phones at Alan's chiropractic office while his brother's away, and turns the place into a brothel when he hires a masseuse. Meanwhile, Alan has to meet with Jake's principal to discuss a picture Jake drew. Coco: Candace Kita. Tanya: Anna Ph (more…)

Tue May 5 5:00pm
Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark(Season 3, Episode 3) FX

When Charlie learns that Alan has been dating Judith and hoping to get back together, he does everything he can think of to keep them apart. Sandy and Mandy Bentley guest star. Judith: Marin Hinkle. Rose: Melanie Lynskey.

Tue May 5 5:30pm
Your Dismissive Attitude Towards Boobs(Season 3, Episode 4) FX

Alan lets Berta stay at Charlie's house for a few days, which causes a rift between the brothers and forces Alan to look for a new place to live. Berta: Conchata Ferrell. Jake: Angus T. Jones. Alan: Jon Cryer. Charlie: Charlie Sheen.

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