This week on Two and a Half Men, Charlie realizes that the heat has gone out of their sex life when Chelsea no longer screams "Ga" during sex (apparently, when she's finishing she can't get out the whole "God"). That's not too surprising, considering that they've been together for a while now. What is surprising are the people he'll turn to for advice...
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On this week's Two and a Half Men, Charlie is tempted by Chelsea's college roommate, though it turns out to be all in his head.
The question that goes through many women's mind was finally answered — no, he's not really listening to you. Chelsea finds that out the hard way when she reminds Charlie about dinner plans they have with her college roommate. Charlie seems not to know anything about it, which causes Chelsea to berate him for not listening. She may as well be talking to the couch, because he doesn't hear a word she says. He's too busy having a conversation inside his head about whether or not he should pee before they go.
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In this week's Two and a Half Men, Charlie and Chelsea get a little closer to walking down the aisle, but it's the closeness between the brothers that's the real story.
Through a stroke of good luck, or rather good connections, Chelsea and Charlie are given the chance to have their wedding at the Bel-Air Hotel. Evelyn even offers to pay for the shindig, which rightfully upsets Alan that his mom would offer to pay for Charlie's wedding when he only got a dinette set (his argument: Charlie's marriage is just as likely to fail as his was). Charlie obviously is in no hurry to set a date, because he gives all sorts of excuses to get out of it — even bringing up something about killer swans. After some coaxing, Chelsea finally gets Charlie to commit to the date and runs off to make the all-important calls to family and friends. Alan can't pass up the chance to rib Charlie about it being the end of an era and his good run being over...forever. Things won't change too much, Charlie argues. He'll still be in the same house, with the same woman. Yes, he will...forever. While the idea of a June wedding at the Bel-Air sends Chelsea over the moon (as it should), it sends Charlie out for a drink (as it would).
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In this week's Two and a Half Men, Alan gives Chelsea some advice and Charlie gives Alan the old heave-ho.
Alan shows off some of his chiropractic knowledge when Chelsea complains of back pain. When a little bit of adjusting and some suggestions don't help, Alan suggests that she consider getting a breast reduction. Apparently, Charlie can sense when the words "boobies" and "reduction" are used in the same sentence because he wakes from a dead sleep and realizes that "something's wrong!"
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In Monday's Two and a Half Men, we see a boy become a man (well, in a way), and some men go back to being boys.
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This week on Two and a Half Men, Charlie works hard to get some peace, while Alan works even harder to get a piece.
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On this week's Two and a Half Men, Charlie and Alan try to hide some questionable behavior. And Jake tries to profit from one of them.
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On this week's Two and a Half Men, the inhabitants of the Malibu beach house try to establish who rules the roost. Charlie maintains that he does because he bought it. Alan feels he should have some say in it because he pays rent (sort of). The girlfriends have their own ideas. In the end, the real king of the kingdom turns out to be the one person who doesn't even live there.
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In the season premiere, Two and a Half Men's Charlie is presented with the age-old question: to be or not to be....with his ex-fiancée. Meanwhile, Alan deals with the usual question of whether or not to be judgmental about the situation. And Jake? Well, he just eats.
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It was the sixth-season finale, and Charlie's ex-girlfriend, Mia, suddenly shows up, causing Charlie to re-think his relationship with Chelsea. Meanwhile, Alan, Charlie and Herb go to the hospital with Judith when her water breaks.
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