In this week's Two and a Half Men, Charlie and Chelsea get a little closer to walking down the aisle, but it's the closeness between the brothers that's the real story.
Through a stroke of good luck, or rather good connections, Chelsea and Charlie are given the chance to have their wedding at the Bel-Air Hotel. Evelyn even offers to pay for the shindig, which rightfully upsets Alan that his mom would offer to pay for Charlie's wedding when he only got a dinette set (his argument: Charlie's marriage is just as likely to fail as his was). Charlie obviously is in no hurry to set a date, because he gives all sorts of excuses to get out of it — even bringing up something about killer swans. After some coaxing, Chelsea finally gets Charlie to commit to the date and runs off to make the all-important calls to family and friends. Alan can't pass up the chance to rib Charlie about it being the end of an era and his good run being over...forever. Things won't change too much, Charlie argues. He'll still be in the same house, with the same woman. Yes, he will...forever. While the idea of a June wedding at the Bel-Air sends Chelsea over the moon (as it should), it sends Charlie out for a drink (as it would).
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In this week's Two and a Half Men, Alan gives Chelsea some advice and Charlie gives Alan the old heave-ho.
Alan shows off some of his chiropractic knowledge when Chelsea complains of back pain. When a little bit of adjusting and some suggestions don't help, Alan suggests that she consider getting a breast reduction. Apparently, Charlie can sense when the words "boobies" and "reduction" are used in the same sentence because he wakes from a dead sleep and realizes that "something's wrong!"
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In Monday's Two and a Half Men, we see a boy become a man (well, in a way), and some men go back to being boys.
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Tricia Helfer
Former Battlestar Galactica star Tricia Helfer will make an appearance on the CBS' Two and a Half Men, TVGuide.com has confirmed.
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As first reported by Entertainment Weekly, Helfer will play...
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Hayden Panettiere and Madeline Zima
Hayden Panettiere and Madeline Zima's same-sex lip-lock might have titillated fanboys, but the buzzed-about kiss did not draw in many new Heroes viewers.
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The NBC superhero drama pulled in...
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This week on Two and a Half Men, Charlie works hard to get some peace, while Alan works even harder to get a piece.
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On this week's Two and a Half Men, Charlie and Alan try to hide some questionable behavior. And Jake tries to profit from one of them.
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House
House
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So House is officially back on the job. (Talk about phoning it in last week!) Will it be just like old times? We'll find out tonight, when the patient is an African dictator (James Earl Jones) who's accused of crimes against humanity. Meanwhile, House might be drug-free (or not). He might even be pain-free. But he's still House, and as Wilson learns yet again — this time when he tries to end a feud with a neighbor — House is still a pain in the you-know-what.
Read on for previews of Sherri, Two and a Half Men, Monday Night Football and Outrage.
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On this week's Two and a Half Men, the inhabitants of the Malibu beach house try to establish who rules the roost. Charlie maintains that he does because he bought it. Alan feels he should have some say in it because he pays rent (sort of). The girlfriends have their own ideas. In the end, the real king of the kingdom turns out to be the one person who doesn't even live there.
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In the season premiere, Two and a Half Men's Charlie is presented with the age-old question: to be or not to be....with his ex-fiancée. Meanwhile, Alan deals with the usual question of whether or not to be judgmental about the situation. And Jake? Well, he just eats.
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