| Channel | Date & Time | Episode |
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| HALMRK | Mon, Nov 16
9:00 AM | Feelings
Questions of principle confront Dorothy, who is pressured into passing a failing football star, and... more |
| HALMRK | Mon, Nov 16
9:30 AM | Born Again
Stan heats up his relationship with Dorothy, but she wants him to cool it---or does she? Abby:... more |
| HALMRK | Mon, Nov 16
10:00 AM | How Do You Solve a Problem Like Sophia?
Dorothy tries to dissuade Sophia from becoming a nun; Blanche rear-ends someone (Paul Willson)---in... more |
| HALMRK | Mon, Nov 16
10:30 AM | Mrs. George Devereaux
Dorothy is in a triangle with Sonny Bono and Lyle Waggoner; and Blanche is in a daze: husband... more |
| HALMRK | Mon, Nov 16
11:00 AM | Girls Just Wanna Have Fun...Before They Die
Blanche offers "sexpertise" to Sophia, who wants to seduce her new love (Cesar Romero); and to... more |
| HALMRK | Mon, Nov 16
11:30 AM | Stand By Your Man
Blanche (Rue McClanahan) blanches when she discovers that her date (Hugh Farrington) is disabled;... more |
| WE | Mon, Nov 16
5:00 PM | Mother Load
Blanche battles a mother (Meg Wyllie) for the attentions of her son (Peter Graves); a therapist... more |
| WE | Mon, Nov 16
5:30 PM | Dateline: Miami
Recalling dates best forgotten...and one that didn't quite happen. Pat Harrington. Bob: Fred... more |
| WE | Mon, Nov 16
6:00 PM | Monkey Show
Just as Dorothy frees herself of Stan, her sister blows in, only hours before a hurricane. Part 1... more |
| WE | Mon, Nov 16
6:30 PM | Monkey Show
Conclusion. Dorothy's devastated when Gloria reveals why she slept with Stan; Rose and Blanche hold... more |
| WE | Mon, Nov 16
8:00 PM | Twice in a Lifetime
Rose is torn between Miles and a rekindled old flame (Eddie Bracken); while a miffed Sophia moves... more |
| WE | Mon, Nov 16
8:30 PM | Sisters and Other Strangers
Blanche's sister (Barbara Babcock) pens a lurid novel that leaves Blanche livid; Dorothy plays host... more |
| WE | Mon, Nov 16
9:00 PM | Cheats
Sophia and Blanche fall for a con; and Dorothy falls for a wife cheater (Jerry Orbach) she fell for... more |
| WE | Mon, Nov 16
9:30 PM | The Mangiacavallo Curse Makes a Lousy Wedding Present
Sophia's curse on the man (Howard Duff) who jilted her gets a chance to work when his grandson weds... more |
| WE | Mon, Nov 16
10:00 PM | All Bets Off
Dorothy (Beatrice Arthur) is willing to bet that she can give up the old gambling compulsion she... more |
| WE | Mon, Nov 16
10:30 PM | The President's Coming! The President's Coming!
The girls are investigated by the Secret Service prior to a possible visit from the President. Part... more |
| WE | Mon, Nov 16
11:00 PM | The President's Coming! The President's Coming!
Conclusion. A Secret Service agent (Tim Stack) gets an earful about the girls while checking them... more |
| HALMRK | Mon, Nov 16
11:00 PM | Feelings
Questions of principle confront Dorothy, who is pressured into passing a failing football star, and... more |
| HALMRK | Mon, Nov 16
11:30 PM | Born Again
Stan heats up his relationship with Dorothy, but she wants him to cool it---or does she? Abby:... more |
| WE | Mon, Nov 16
11:30 PM | Blanche Delivers
Blanche's strong-willed daughter (Debra Engle) wants to have her baby at a birthing center rather... more |
| HALMRK | Tue, Nov 17
12:00 AM | How Do You Solve a Problem Like Sophia?
Dorothy tries to dissuade Sophia from becoming a nun; Blanche rear-ends someone (Paul Willson)---in... more |
| WE | Tue, Nov 17
12:00 AM | Once in St. Olaf
Strange hospital happenings: candy striper Rose finds her biological father (Don Ameche), and... more |
| HALMRK | Tue, Nov 17
12:30 AM | Mrs. George Devereaux
Dorothy is in a triangle with Sonny Bono and Lyle Waggoner; and Blanche is in a daze: husband... more |
| WE | Tue, Nov 17
12:30 AM | If at Last You Don't Succeed
Success finally smiles on Stan (Herb Edelman), but Dorothy still won't; a dispute over bonds... more |
| HALMRK | Tue, Nov 17
1:00 AM | Girls Just Wanna Have Fun...Before They Die
Blanche offers "sexpertise" to Sophia, who wants to seduce her new love (Cesar Romero); and to... more |
| HALMRK | Tue, Nov 17
1:30 AM | Stand By Your Man
Blanche (Rue McClanahan) blanches when she discovers that her date (Hugh Farrington) is disabled;... more |
| HALMRK | Tue, Nov 17
9:00 AM | Ebbtide's Revenge
Dorothy plays peacemaker when her brother's funeral revives the feud between his widow (Brenda... more |
| HALMRK | Tue, Nov 17
9:30 AM | The Bloom Is off the Rose
Romance on the skids: Rose feels that Miles is just plain dull, and Blanche's Rex (Mitchell Ryan)... more |
| HALMRK | Tue, Nov 17
10:00 AM | Sister of the Bride
Blanche's gay brother (Monte Markham) visits and brings a "big surprise" (Michael Ayr); Rose is... more |
| HALMRK | Tue, Nov 17
10:30 AM | Miles to Go
Rose doesn't know what to think after Miles (Harold Gould) reveals he's not a professor, but a... more |
| HALMRK | Tue, Nov 17
11:00 AM | There Goes the Bride
Dorothy agrees to remarry Stan (Herb Edelman), but a disapproving Sophia wants to muffle the... more |
| HALMRK | Tue, Nov 17
11:30 AM | There Goes the Bride
Conclusion. While Dorothy prepares for her nuptials, the others interview a prospective roomie... more |
| WE | Tue, Nov 17
5:00 PM | Rose Loves Miles
Dorothy asks Blanche to keep an eye on Sophia; Rose could slug Miles for being so tightfisted.... more |
| WE | Tue, Nov 17
5:30 PM | Room 7
Sophia and Blanche have fleeting touches with the Great Beyond when Sophia nearly chokes to death... more |
| WE | Tue, Nov 17
6:00 PM | From Here to the Pharmacy
A reservist (Bruce Kirby) returns from the Gulf remembering Blanche as the girl of his dreams---but... more |
| WE | Tue, Nov 17
6:30 PM | The Pope's Ring
Sophia asks the Pope to bless a lonely friend in the hospital; Blanche's present to Rose is a... more |
| HALMRK | Tue, Nov 17
11:00 PM | Ebbtide's Revenge
Dorothy plays peacemaker when her brother's funeral revives the feud between his widow (Brenda... more |
| HALMRK | Tue, Nov 17
11:30 PM | The Bloom Is off the Rose
Romance on the skids: Rose feels that Miles is just plain dull, and Blanche's Rex (Mitchell Ryan)... more |
| HALMRK | Wed, Nov 18
12:00 AM | Sister of the Bride
Blanche's gay brother (Monte Markham) visits and brings a "big surprise" (Michael Ayr); Rose is... more |
| HALMRK | Wed, Nov 18
12:30 AM | Miles to Go
Rose doesn't know what to think after Miles (Harold Gould) reveals he's not a professor, but a... more |
| HALMRK | Wed, Nov 18
1:00 AM | There Goes the Bride
Dorothy agrees to remarry Stan (Herb Edelman), but a disapproving Sophia wants to muffle the... more |
| HALMRK | Wed, Nov 18
1:30 AM | There Goes the Bride
Conclusion. While Dorothy prepares for her nuptials, the others interview a prospective roomie... more |
| HALMRK | Wed, Nov 18
9:00 AM | Older and Wiser
Sophia gets a lift from a job at a retirement home---and a letdown after discovering it's a put-up... more |
| HALMRK | Wed, Nov 18
9:30 AM | Melodrama
Blanche's ever-available beau (Alan King) is suddenly unavailable; Rose, trying out as a TV... more |
| HALMRK | Wed, Nov 18
10:00 AM | Even Grandmas Get the Blues
Blanche (Rue McClanahan) puts on a great act putting on an actor (Alan Rachins) who thinks her baby... more |
| HALMRK | Wed, Nov 18
10:30 AM | Witness
Protected witness Miles (Harold Gould) returns to see Rose; Blanche learns of a burl on her... more |
| HALMRK | Wed, Nov 18
11:00 AM | What a Difference a Date Makes
Dorothy can't wait to get back at the guy who stood her up for the senior prom---or so she's... more |
| HALMRK | Wed, Nov 18
11:30 AM | Love for Sale
Stan won't take "no" for an answer from Dorothy---even if he must buy a date with her at a charity... more |
| WE | Wed, Nov 18
5:00 PM | Old Boyfriends
Enter old boyfriends: Rose can't remember Thor of St. Olaf, and Sophia finds one in the personals... more |
| WE | Wed, Nov 18
5:30 PM | Goodbye, Mr. Gordon
Dorothy's all giggly because her 11th-grade English teacher (James Callahan) needs her help in... more |
| WE | Wed, Nov 18
6:00 PM | The Commitments
Beatles fan Dorothy makes great music with a player in "Beatlemania," but Blanche gets nowhere with... more |
| WE | Wed, Nov 18
6:30 PM | Questions and Answers
While preparing for a "Jeopardy!" audition, Dorothy has a dream about host Alex Trebek, creator... more |
| HALMRK | Wed, Nov 18
11:00 PM | Older and Wiser
Sophia gets a lift from a job at a retirement home---and a letdown after discovering it's a put-up... more |
| HALMRK | Wed, Nov 18
11:30 PM | Melodrama
Blanche's ever-available beau (Alan King) is suddenly unavailable; Rose, trying out as a TV... more |
| HALMRK | Thu, Nov 19
12:00 AM | Even Grandmas Get the Blues
Blanche (Rue McClanahan) puts on a great act putting on an actor (Alan Rachins) who thinks her baby... more |
| HALMRK | Thu, Nov 19
12:30 AM | Witness
Protected witness Miles (Harold Gould) returns to see Rose; Blanche learns of a burl on her... more |
| HALMRK | Thu, Nov 19
1:00 AM | What a Difference a Date Makes
Dorothy can't wait to get back at the guy who stood her up for the senior prom---or so she's... more |
| HALMRK | Thu, Nov 19
1:30 AM | Love for Sale
Stan won't take "no" for an answer from Dorothy---even if he must buy a date with her at a charity... more |
| HALMRK | Thu, Nov 19
9:00 AM | Never Yell Fire in a Crowded Retirement Home
Sophia's implication in the torching of Shady Pines rest home cooks up memories, seen in clips from... more |
| HALMRK | Thu, Nov 19
9:30 AM | Never Yell Fire in a Crowded Retirement Home
Conclusion. Locked in her room by Dorothy, Sophia attempts to recall the events leading up to the... more |
| HALMRK | Thu, Nov 19
10:00 AM | Henny Penny---Straight, No Chaser
Only a cluck like Rose would play the title role in a "Henny Penny" play---then squawk about the... more |
| HALMRK | Thu, Nov 19
10:30 AM | Hey Look Me Over
Rose discovers a photograph showing her husband in bed with Blanche. Dorothy: Beatrice Arthur.... more |
| HALMRK | Thu, Nov 19
11:00 AM | The Case of the Libertine Belle
On a murder-mystery weekend, Dorothy takes a stab at solving the real thing when a guest is knifed.... more |
| HALMRK | Thu, Nov 19
11:30 AM | Beauty and the Beast
Blanche wants her granddaughter to win Miami's Little Miss pageant---but the entrant would rather... more |
| WE | Thu, Nov 19
5:00 PM | Ebb Tide VI: The Wrath of Stan
Exposed as slumlords, Stan and Dorothy are ordered to live in their vermin-infested apartment... more |
| WE | Thu, Nov 19
5:30 PM | Journey to the Center of Attention
Blanche, the reigning queen of the Rusty Anchor bar, gets gonged when Dorothy starts to sing;... more |
| WE | Thu, Nov 19
6:00 PM | A Midwinter Night's Dream
A full moon inspires lunacy as Sophia works to break a curse, and Dorothy and Miles share a moment.... more |
| WE | Thu, Nov 19
6:30 PM | A Midwinter Night's Dream
Conclusion. Dorothy is guilt-ridden over kissing Miles; Blanche annouces her love for Derek (Marius... more |
| HALMRK | Thu, Nov 19
11:00 PM | Never Yell Fire in a Crowded Retirement Home
Sophia's implication in the torching of Shady Pines rest home cooks up memories, seen in clips from... more |
| HALMRK | Thu, Nov 19
11:30 PM | Never Yell Fire in a Crowded Retirement Home
Conclusion. Locked in her room by Dorothy, Sophia attempts to recall the events leading up to the... more |
| HALMRK | Fri, Nov 20
12:00 AM | Henny Penny---Straight, No Chaser
Only a cluck like Rose would play the title role in a "Henny Penny" play---then squawk about the... more |
| HALMRK | Fri, Nov 20
12:30 AM | Hey Look Me Over
Rose discovers a photograph showing her husband in bed with Blanche. Dorothy: Beatrice Arthur.... more |
| HALMRK | Fri, Nov 20
1:00 AM | The Case of the Libertine Belle
On a murder-mystery weekend, Dorothy takes a stab at solving the real thing when a guest is knifed.... more |
| HALMRK | Fri, Nov 20
1:30 AM | Beauty and the Beast
Blanche wants her granddaughter to win Miami's Little Miss pageant---but the entrant would rather... more |
| HALMRK | Fri, Nov 20
9:00 AM | That's for Me to Know
Blanche is ordered to bring the house up to code, while Dorothy orders Sophia to identify the... more |
| HALMRK | Fri, Nov 20
9:30 AM | Where's Charlie
Sophia strikes out when playing a joke on Rose, but Blanche hits a homer coaching a baseball player... more |
| HALMRK | Fri, Nov 20
10:00 AM | Mother Load
Blanche battles a mother (Meg Wyllie) for the attentions of her son (Peter Graves); a therapist... more |
| HALMRK | Fri, Nov 20
10:30 AM | Dateline: Miami
Recalling dates best forgotten...and one that didn't quite happen. Pat Harrington. Bob: Fred... more |
| HALMRK | Fri, Nov 20
11:00 AM | Monkey Show
Just as Dorothy frees herself of Stan, her sister blows in, only hours before a hurricane. Part 1... more |
| HALMRK | Fri, Nov 20
11:30 AM | Monkey Show
Conclusion. Dorothy's devastated when Gloria reveals why she slept with Stan; Rose and Blanche hold... more |
| WE | Fri, Nov 20
5:00 PM | Rose: Portrait of a Woman
Rose gives Miles a birthday photo that shows a side of her he's never seen; Dorothy takes a job... more |
| WE | Fri, Nov 20
5:30 PM | Home Again, Rose
Rose's collapse at a high-school reunion moves Blanche to prayer---and a bargain with God. Part 1... more |
| WE | Fri, Nov 20
6:00 PM | Home Again, Rose
Conclusion. Rose is being prepped for surgery---but only family is allowed to see her. Kirsten: Lee... more |
| WE | Fri, Nov 20
6:30 PM | One Flew Out of the Cuckoo's Nest
Blanche plays matchmaker for Dorothy when her Uncle Lucas comes to visit. Part 1 of two. Dorothy:... more |
| HALMRK | Fri, Nov 20
11:00 PM | That's for Me to Know
Blanche is ordered to bring the house up to code, while Dorothy orders Sophia to identify the... more |
| HALMRK | Fri, Nov 20
11:30 PM | Where's Charlie
Sophia strikes out when playing a joke on Rose, but Blanche hits a homer coaching a baseball player... more |
| HALMRK | Sat, Nov 21
12:00 AM | Mother Load
Blanche battles a mother (Meg Wyllie) for the attentions of her son (Peter Graves); a therapist... more |
| HALMRK | Sat, Nov 21
12:30 AM | Dateline: Miami
Recalling dates best forgotten...and one that didn't quite happen. Pat Harrington. Bob: Fred... more |
| HALMRK | Sat, Nov 21
1:00 AM | Monkey Show
Just as Dorothy frees herself of Stan, her sister blows in, only hours before a hurricane. Part 1... more |
| HALMRK | Sat, Nov 21
1:30 AM | Monkey Show
Conclusion. Dorothy's devastated when Gloria reveals why she slept with Stan; Rose and Blanche hold... more |
| HALMRK | Mon, Nov 23
9:00 AM | Rose Loves Miles
Dorothy asks Blanche to keep an eye on Sophia; Rose could slug Miles for being so tightfisted.... more |
| HALMRK | Mon, Nov 23
9:30 AM | Room 7
Sophia and Blanche have fleeting touches with the Great Beyond when Sophia nearly chokes to death... more |
| HALMRK | Mon, Nov 23
10:00 AM | From Here to the Pharmacy
A reservist (Bruce Kirby) returns from the Gulf remembering Blanche as the girl of his dreams---but... more |
| HALMRK | Mon, Nov 23
10:30 AM | The Pope's Ring
Sophia asks the Pope to bless a lonely friend in the hospital; Blanche's present to Rose is a... more |
| HALMRK | Mon, Nov 23
11:00 AM | Old Boyfriends
Enter old boyfriends: Rose can't remember Thor of St. Olaf, and Sophia finds one in the personals... more |
| HALMRK | Mon, Nov 23
11:30 AM | Rose Loves Miles
Dorothy asks Blanche to keep an eye on Sophia; Rose could slug Miles for being so tightfisted.... more |
| WE | Mon, Nov 23
5:00 PM | One Flew Out of the Cuckoo's Nest
Blanche plays matchmaker for Dorothy when her Uncle Lucas comes to visit. Part 1 of two. Dorothy:... more |
| WE | Mon, Nov 23
5:30 PM | Pilot Episode
Dorothy's outspoken mother arrives, and Blanche's beau (Frank Aletter) proposes marriage. Beatrice... more |
| WE | Mon, Nov 23
6:00 PM | Guess Who's Coming to the Wedding
Dorothy invites her ex to their daughter's wedding, but only because it'll give her the opportunity... more |
| WE | Mon, Nov 23
6:30 PM | Rose the Prude
Rose has qualms about sharing her stateroom on an upcoming cruise to the Bahamas with a man she... more |
| WE | Mon, Nov 23
8:00 PM | Guess Who's Coming to the Wedding
Dorothy invites her ex to their daughter's wedding, but only because it'll give her the opportunity... more |
| WE | Mon, Nov 23
8:30 PM | Wham, Bam, Thank You, Mammy
The nanny (Ruby Dee) who vanished when Blanche (Rue McClanahan) was a child reappears to ask a... more |
| WE | Mon, Nov 23
9:00 PM | Feelings
Questions of principle confront Dorothy, who is pressured into passing a failing football star, and... more |
| WE | Mon, Nov 23
9:30 PM | Born Again
Stan heats up his relationship with Dorothy, but she wants him to cool it---or does she? Abby:... more |
| WE | Mon, Nov 23
10:00 PM | How Do You Solve a Problem Like Sophia?
Dorothy tries to dissuade Sophia from becoming a nun; Blanche rear-ends someone (Paul Willson)---in... more |
| WE | Mon, Nov 23
10:30 PM | Mrs. George Devereaux
Dorothy is in a triangle with Sonny Bono and Lyle Waggoner; and Blanche is in a daze: husband... more |
| WE | Mon, Nov 23
11:00 PM | Girls Just Wanna Have Fun...Before They Die
Blanche offers "sexpertise" to Sophia, who wants to seduce her new love (Cesar Romero); and to... more |
| WE | Mon, Nov 23
11:30 PM | Stand By Your Man
Blanche (Rue McClanahan) blanches when she discovers that her date (Hugh Farrington) is disabled;... more |
| HALMRK | Mon, Nov 23
11:48 PM | Room 7
Sophia and Blanche have fleeting touches with the Great Beyond when Sophia nearly chokes to death... more |
| WE | Tue, Nov 24
12:00 AM | Ebbtide's Revenge
Dorothy plays peacemaker when her brother's funeral revives the feud between his widow (Brenda... more |
| HALMRK | Tue, Nov 24
12:21 AM | From Here to the Pharmacy
A reservist (Bruce Kirby) returns from the Gulf remembering Blanche as the girl of his dreams---but... more |
| WE | Tue, Nov 24
12:30 AM | The Bloom Is off the Rose
Romance on the skids: Rose feels that Miles is just plain dull, and Blanche's Rex (Mitchell Ryan)... more |
| HALMRK | Tue, Nov 24
12:54 AM | The Pope's Ring
Sophia asks the Pope to bless a lonely friend in the hospital; Blanche's present to Rose is a... more |
| HALMRK | Tue, Nov 24
1:17 AM | Old Boyfriends
Enter old boyfriends: Rose can't remember Thor of St. Olaf, and Sophia finds one in the personals... more |
| HALMRK | Tue, Nov 24
9:00 AM | Goodbye, Mr. Gordon
Dorothy's all giggly because her 11th-grade English teacher (James Callahan) needs her help in... more |
| HALMRK | Tue, Nov 24
9:30 AM | The Commitments
Beatles fan Dorothy makes great music with a player in "Beatlemania," but Blanche gets nowhere with... more |
| HALMRK | Tue, Nov 24
10:00 AM | Questions and Answers
While preparing for a "Jeopardy!" audition, Dorothy has a dream about host Alex Trebek, creator... more |
| HALMRK | Tue, Nov 24
10:30 AM | Ebb Tide VI: The Wrath of Stan
Exposed as slumlords, Stan and Dorothy are ordered to live in their vermin-infested apartment... more |
| HALMRK | Tue, Nov 24
11:00 AM | Journey to the Center of Attention
Blanche, the reigning queen of the Rusty Anchor bar, gets gonged when Dorothy starts to sing;... more |
| HALMRK | Tue, Nov 24
11:30 AM | Goodbye, Mr. Gordon
Dorothy's all giggly because her 11th-grade English teacher (James Callahan) needs her help in... more |
| WE | Tue, Nov 24
5:00 PM | The Transplant
Blanche's sister, who always took everything that meant anything to Blanche, now wants a kidney.... more |
| WE | Tue, Nov 24
5:30 PM | The Triangle
A doctor Dorothy dates also gets Blanche's pulse racing---until he makes a pass at her. Elliot:... more |
| WE | Tue, Nov 24
6:00 PM | On Golden Girls
A visit by Blanche's undisciplined grandson (Billy Jacoby) gives new meaning to "generation gap."... more |
| WE | Tue, Nov 24
6:30 PM | The Competition
It's Sophia and Rose vs. Dorothy and Blanche in a bowling tournament. The bet: if Sophia's team... more |
| HALMRK | Wed, Nov 25
12:00 AM | The Commitments
Beatles fan Dorothy makes great music with a player in "Beatlemania," but Blanche gets nowhere with... more |
| HALMRK | Wed, Nov 25
12:30 AM | Questions and Answers
While preparing for a "Jeopardy!" audition, Dorothy has a dream about host Alex Trebek, creator... more |
| HALMRK | Wed, Nov 25
1:00 AM | Ebb Tide VI: The Wrath of Stan
Exposed as slumlords, Stan and Dorothy are ordered to live in their vermin-infested apartment... more |
| HALMRK | Wed, Nov 25
1:30 AM | Journey to the Center of Attention
Blanche, the reigning queen of the Rusty Anchor bar, gets gonged when Dorothy starts to sing;... more |
| HALMRK | Wed, Nov 25
9:00 AM | Rose: Portrait of a Woman
Rose gives Miles a birthday photo that shows a side of her he's never seen; Dorothy takes a job... more |
| HALMRK | Wed, Nov 25
9:30 AM | A Midwinter Night's Dream
A full moon inspires lunacy as Sophia works to break a curse, and Dorothy and Miles share a moment.... more |
| HALMRK | Wed, Nov 25
10:00 AM | A Midwinter Night's Dream
Conclusion. Dorothy is guilt-ridden over kissing Miles; Blanche annouces her love for Derek (Marius... more |
| HALMRK | Wed, Nov 25
10:30 AM | Home Again, Rose
Rose's collapse at a high-school reunion moves Blanche to prayer---and a bargain with God. Part 1... more |
| HALMRK | Wed, Nov 25
11:00 AM | Home Again, Rose
Conclusion. Rose is being prepped for surgery---but only family is allowed to see her. Kirsten: Lee... more |
| HALMRK | Wed, Nov 25
11:30 AM | Rose: Portrait of a Woman
Rose gives Miles a birthday photo that shows a side of her he's never seen; Dorothy takes a job... more |
| WE | Wed, Nov 25
5:00 PM | Break In
Terrified by a burglary, the girls explore means to protect themselves, including a dog, an alarm... more |
| WE | Wed, Nov 25
5:30 PM | Rose's Mother
Age is the issue when Rose's dynamic mother (Jeanette Nolan) makes the others look like old fogies,... more |
| WE | Wed, Nov 25
6:00 PM | The Heart Attack
Sophia suffers an apparent heart attack and the girls nervously await the paramedics, who are... more |
| WE | Wed, Nov 25
6:30 PM | Stan Returns
The return of Dorothy's ex (Herbert Edelman) fans an old flame that somehow managed to survive... more |
| HALMRK | Thu, Nov 26
12:00 AM | A Midwinter Night's Dream
A full moon inspires lunacy as Sophia works to break a curse, and Dorothy and Miles share a moment.... more |
| HALMRK | Thu, Nov 26
12:30 AM | A Midwinter Night's Dream
Conclusion. Dorothy is guilt-ridden over kissing Miles; Blanche annouces her love for Derek (Marius... more |
| HALMRK | Thu, Nov 26
1:00 AM | Home Again, Rose
Rose's collapse at a high-school reunion moves Blanche to prayer---and a bargain with God. Part 1... more |
| HALMRK | Thu, Nov 26
1:30 AM | Home Again, Rose
Conclusion. Rose is being prepped for surgery---but only family is allowed to see her. Kirsten: Lee... more |
| HALMRK | Thu, Nov 26
9:00 AM | 'Twas the Nightmare Before Christmas
The girls' plans to join their families for the holiday are upset by bizarre events. Beatrice... more |
| HALMRK | Thu, Nov 26
9:30 AM | One Flew Out of the Cuckoo's Nest
Blanche plays matchmaker for Dorothy when her Uncle Lucas comes to visit. Part 1 of two. Dorothy:... more |
| HALMRK | Thu, Nov 26
10:00 AM | One Flew Out of the Cuckoo's Nest
Conclusion. Lucas and Dorothy's plan backfires when their feigned love affair turns real. Reverend:... more |
| HALMRK | Thu, Nov 26
10:30 AM | Pilot Episode
Dorothy's outspoken mother arrives, and Blanche's beau (Frank Aletter) proposes marriage. Beatrice... more |
| HALMRK | Thu, Nov 26
11:00 AM | Guess Who's Coming to the Wedding
Dorothy invites her ex to their daughter's wedding, but only because it'll give her the opportunity... more |
| HALMRK | Thu, Nov 26
11:30 AM | 'Twas the Nightmare Before Christmas
The girls' plans to join their families for the holiday are upset by bizarre events. Beatrice... more |
| WE | Thu, Nov 26
5:00 PM | Custody Battle
Dorothy's wealthy sister (Doris Belack) arrives with a proposal that's hard to refuse: she wants... more |
| WE | Thu, Nov 26
5:30 PM | A Little Romance
Rose's interest in a very small man (Brent Collins) is completely reciprocated, so her only hangup... more |
| WE | Thu, Nov 26
6:00 PM | That Was No Lady
Dorothy is thrilled over her new man (Alex Rocco) who happens to be married. Rue McClanahan, Betty... more |
| WE | Thu, Nov 26
6:30 PM | In Bed of Rose's
Rose's bed is no bed of roses for the man she spends the night with: he's dead when she wakes up.... more |
| HALMRK | Fri, Nov 27
12:00 AM | One Flew Out of the Cuckoo's Nest
Blanche plays matchmaker for Dorothy when her Uncle Lucas comes to visit. Part 1 of two. Dorothy:... more |
| HALMRK | Fri, Nov 27
12:30 AM | One Flew Out of the Cuckoo's Nest
Conclusion. Lucas and Dorothy's plan backfires when their feigned love affair turns real. Reverend:... more |
| HALMRK | Fri, Nov 27
1:00 AM | Pilot Episode
Dorothy's outspoken mother arrives, and Blanche's beau (Frank Aletter) proposes marriage. Beatrice... more |
| HALMRK | Fri, Nov 27
1:30 AM | Guess Who's Coming to the Wedding
Dorothy invites her ex to their daughter's wedding, but only because it'll give her the opportunity... more |
| HALMRK | Fri, Nov 27
9:00 AM | Rose the Prude
Rose has qualms about sharing her stateroom on an upcoming cruise to the Bahamas with a man she... more |
| HALMRK | Fri, Nov 27
9:30 AM | The Transplant
Blanche's sister, who always took everything that meant anything to Blanche, now wants a kidney.... more |
| HALMRK | Fri, Nov 27
10:00 AM | The Triangle
A doctor Dorothy dates also gets Blanche's pulse racing---until he makes a pass at her. Elliot:... more |
| HALMRK | Fri, Nov 27
10:30 AM | On Golden Girls
A visit by Blanche's undisciplined grandson (Billy Jacoby) gives new meaning to "generation gap."... more |
| HALMRK | Fri, Nov 27
11:00 AM | The Competition
It's Sophia and Rose vs. Dorothy and Blanche in a bowling tournament. The bet: if Sophia's team... more |
| HALMRK | Fri, Nov 27
11:30 AM | Rose the Prude
Rose has qualms about sharing her stateroom on an upcoming cruise to the Bahamas with a man she... more |
| WE | Fri, Nov 27
12:00 PM | One for the Money
Sophia's gimmick---selling bottled water from the backyard hose---recalls other wild brainstorms... more |
| WE | Fri, Nov 27
12:30 PM | Bringing Up Baby
After Rose's uncle leaves her custody of his "baby," the girls look forward to being mothers... more |
| WE | Fri, Nov 27
1:00 PM | Housekeeper
The new housekeeper's magic powers work wonders for Blanche's love life and Rose's tomatoes, but... more |
| WE | Fri, Nov 27
1:30 PM | Nothing to Fear but Fear Itself
Rose has to deliver a eulogy in the Bahamas, which scares up many fears: Rose's of speaking,... more |
| WE | Fri, Nov 27
2:00 PM | Letter to Gorbachev
Worried about the threat of nuclear war, Rose pens a letter to Soviet leader Gorbachev---and... more |
| WE | Fri, Nov 27
2:30 PM | Strange Bedfellows
Front-page exposé: a photo of Blanche entering the home of a politician (John Schuck) while his... more |
| WE | Fri, Nov 27
3:00 PM | Brotherly Love
Blanche makes a move on Ted (McLean Stevenson), the brother of Dorothy's ex, the minute she learns... more |
| WE | Fri, Nov 27
3:30 PM | Visit from Little Sven
A visit by Rose's naive cousin Sven takes a turn, with Blanche providing the detour; and Sophia's... more |
| WE | Fri, Nov 27
4:00 PM | The Audit
An audit leaves Dorothy and Stan (Beatrice Arthur, Herbert Edelman) gasping: they have 30 days to... more |
| WE | Fri, Nov 27
4:30 PM | Three on a Couch
The girls consult a shrink about their incompatibility: after five years together they still get on... more |
| WE | Fri, Nov 27
5:00 PM | The Truth Will Come Out
Rose is strangely apprehensive about a visit from her daughter and granddaughter, who are coming to... more |
| WE | Fri, Nov 27
5:30 PM | Nice and Easy
When it comes to dating, Blanche runs second to her visiting niece (Hallie Todd), who's out with a... more |
| WE | Fri, Nov 27
6:00 PM | The Operation
Dorothy is having trouble facing minor surgery on her foot. Sophia: Estelle Getty. Bonnie: Anne... more |
| WE | Fri, Nov 27
6:30 PM | Second Motherhood
Blanche is romanced by a wealthy suitor, while Rose and Dorothy do battle with the bathroom... more |
| HALMRK | Sat, Nov 28
12:04 AM | The Transplant
Blanche's sister, who always took everything that meant anything to Blanche, now wants a kidney.... more |
| HALMRK | Sat, Nov 28
12:33 AM | The Triangle
A doctor Dorothy dates also gets Blanche's pulse racing---until he makes a pass at her. Elliot:... more |
| HALMRK | Sat, Nov 28
1:02 AM | On Golden Girls
A visit by Blanche's undisciplined grandson (Billy Jacoby) gives new meaning to "generation gap."... more |
| HALMRK | Sat, Nov 28
1:32 AM | The Competition
It's Sophia and Rose vs. Dorothy and Blanche in a bowling tournament. The bet: if Sophia's team... more |
