Andy's plan to join the wrestling team gets the smackdown after coach Pete matches him up against a member of Hopkins' feminist club. Soon, the whole school is ready for a battle of the sexes that looks to leave Fish fried at the hands of a lethal little lady. Lori: Cathy Doe. Sumir: Brandon Baker. Yvonne: Kimi Ishihara. Hopkins: Andy Dick. Miss Eastwood: Kristin Lehman.
Fish (Kieran Culkin) begins his political career. Step one: “conquer” Student Council. But he must deal with a take-no-prisoners rival. Meanwhile, Pete (Will Friedle) asks Miss Eastwood (Kristin Lehman) out and isn't happy with her response. Nor is he happy when he sees her with Mr. Hopkins (Andy Dick). Adding to Pete's unhappiness: the chores his dad (Joe Flaherty) is piling on him. Mrs. Troutner: Molly Cheek.
Andy (Kieran Culkin) and a classmate agree to date one another in hopes of winning the attentions of their own objects of affection. But when Andy realizes he has real feelings for his faux girlfriend, it may be too late to save the pseudo-relationship. Meanwhile, Peter (Will Friedle) sends out a mixed message after he begins to suspect Hazard of being on drugs. Krakowski: Kyle Sabihy. Mr. Hopkins: Andy Dick. Miss Eastwood: Kristin Lehman. Hazard: Taylor Handley.
Andy (Kieran Culkin) finds his plan for high-school popularity going awry after a bathroom mishap makes him a tad too well-known on his first day as a freshman. Meanwhile, Pete (Will Friedle) starts his job teaching at his sibling's school. Krakowski: Kyle Sabihy. Mr. Hopkins: Andy Dick. Miss Eastwood: Kristin Lehman. Hazard: Taylor Handley.