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| NIK | Tue, Nov 24
10:00 PM | George Buys a Vow
George plans to surprise Angie with a renewal of their vows by luring her to a fake wedding for his... more |
| NIK | Tue, Nov 24
10:30 PM | George Watcha's Out for Jason
George and Angie catch Carmen and her boyfriend Jason in a lie about his parents, who recently... more |
| NIK | Tue, Nov 24
11:00 PM | George's Grand Slam
Hilary Duff plays a feminist poet who inspires Carmen to enter a poetry slam, casting her in a new... more |
| NIK | Tue, Nov 24
11:30 PM | George Needs Anchor Management
George's imagination runs wild when Angie has lunch with an old boyfriend, who's now a local... more |
| NIK | Wed, Nov 25
12:00 AM | George's Extreme Makeover: Holmes Edition
To build Angie's garage-office, George hires two old pals, who keep costs low---and permits... more |
| NIK | Wed, Nov 25
12:30 AM | George Stare-oids Down Jason
Stacy Keach plays Jason's father, whose financial aid can't cover misjudgments in Jason's behavior.... more |
| NIK | Wed, Nov 25
1:00 AM | George Negoti-Ate It
In the fourth-season finale, George blows Jason's shot at a football scholarship. Daunte Culpepper... more |
| NIK | Wed, Nov 25
1:30 AM | George Gets a Pain in the Ash
Angie and George react to Carmen's determination to marry Jason. Also, misfortune befalls Benny,... more |
| NIK | Wed, Nov 25
2:00 AM | You Dropped a Mom on Me
George wants to help Benny get an apartment, until he learns where her money goes; and Carmen is in... more |
| NIK | Wed, Nov 25
2:30 AM | George's Dog Days of Bummer
Benny shows all the signs of clinical depression, and may lose her job for taking so much time off.... more |
| NIK | Wed, Nov 25
3:00 AM | George Drives The Batmobile
Benny's lack of a car wears on the family as George, Angie and Carmen are called on as chauffeurs.... more |
| NIK | Wed, Nov 25
3:30 AM | George Takes a Sentimental Ernie
After staying a few days with Ernie---and his parents---to escape his own mother, George encourages... more |
| NIK | Wed, Nov 25
4:00 AM | George Finds Therapy Benny-ficial
Richard Lewis plays the therapist Max sees after a school shooting, which doesn't affect him as... more |
| NIK | Wed, Nov 25
4:30 AM | George Tries to Write a Wrong
On their anniversary, Angie and George plan to read long-lost letters they exchanged before they... more |
| NIK | Wed, Nov 25
5:00 AM | George Discovers Benny's Sili-Con Job
After George embarrasses Benny at work, she takes some time off, but not for the reason he thinks. |
| NIK | Wed, Nov 25
5:30 AM | George Says I Do...More in This Marriage
Angie and George's premarital advice for a couple prompts a competition to see who does more work... more |
| NIK | Wed, Nov 25
9:00 PM | George Enrolls like That
A college-educated consultant with a similar background inspires George to take classes and set an... more |
| NIK | Wed, Nov 25
9:30 PM | George Keeps Truant to Himself
George drops his community-college course because it's too hard, but he can't tell the family... more |
| NIK | Wed, Nov 25
10:00 PM | The Kidney Stays in the Picture
Angie doesn't like how George instructs Max about having a girlfriend. But Max's bed-wetting is... more |
| NIK | Wed, Nov 25
10:30 PM | A Funeral Brings George to His Niece
Angie's rich former sister-in-law dies and leaves everything to her spoiled 20-year-old daughter,... more |
| NIK | Wed, Nov 25
11:00 PM | George Gets Caught in a Powers Play
George decides to teach his rich niece Veronica (Aimee Garcia) a lesson in the value of honest... more |
| NIK | Wed, Nov 25
11:30 PM | George Doesn't Trustee Angie's Brother
Andy Garcia guest stars as Angie's brother Ray, a con artist who reappears after five years. Could... more |
| NIK | Thu, Nov 26
12:00 AM | George Helps Ernie See the Cellu-Light
Ernie needs to lose weight or else Mel will fire him, so George plays diet guru. But first he must... more |
| NIK | Thu, Nov 26
12:30 AM | George Gets Cross Over Freddie
In a crossover episode with “Freddie,” Max has struck up an online friendship with Freddie's niece... more |
| NIK | Thu, Nov 26
1:00 AM | George Vows to Make Some Matri-Money
After belittling Angie's job as a wedding planner, George becomes one himself---taking on an... more |
| NIK | Thu, Nov 26
1:30 AM | George Discovers How Mescal-ed Up His Life Would Have Been Without Benny-Fits
After Benny berates him for not giving her a work prize she thinks she deserved, George dreams... more |
| NIK | Thu, Nov 26
2:00 AM | George's House Has Two Empty Wombs
Angie claims that she's pregnant to keep George from missing Carmen, and Vic introduces his... more |
| NIK | Thu, Nov 26
2:30 AM | George Nieces a New Media Room
The Lopez house becomes too crowded for comfort when niece Veronica (Aimee Garcia) and her... more |
| NIK | Thu, Nov 26
3:00 AM | George Testi-Lies for Benny
At her trial, Benny must rely on George's testimony since her lawyer (Adam West) and even her... more |
| NIK | Thu, Nov 26
3:30 AM | Sabes Gay, It's George's Fantasy Episode
George hallucinates that he and Ernie are gay and about to be married after downing a worm along... more |
| NIK | Thu, Nov 26
4:00 AM | George Thinks Vic's Fiancee Is Lion About Being a Cheetah
George seeks help from a popular reality-TV show in order to expose Vic's cheating, gold-digging... more |
| NIK | Thu, Nov 26
4:30 AM | George Helps Angie's Wha-Positive Self Image by Saying, 'You'sta Loca Good'
When Angie becomes concerned about losing her looks, George asks his gorgeous niece Veronica to... more |
| NIK | Thu, Nov 26
5:00 AM | George's Grave Mistake Send Him to a Funeral, Holmes
George's lousy memory gets him into trouble when Angie's mother dies. |
| NIK | Thu, Nov 26
5:30 AM | George Joins the Neighborhood Wha-tcha and Raises the Vigil-ante
When a sexual predator moves into the neighborhood, George and Angie decide it's time to finally... more |
| NIK | Thu, Nov 26
9:00 PM | The Simple Life
George interviews for a job in Colorado, but lies that it's just a vacation to the kids, who find... more |
| NIK | Thu, Nov 26
9:30 PM | Trouble in Paradise
In Colorado, George pushes the kids to enjoy their new freedom, but their old activities set town... more |
| NIK | Thu, Nov 26
10:00 PM | It's a Cliffhanger, by George
Ernie tells George that the factory is moving to Mexico and that they'll both be out of jobs; Benny... more |
| NIK | Thu, Nov 26
10:30 PM | George's Mom Faces Hard Tambien
Angie tells George she's pregnant, and Benny's off to jail after she's arrested as an accessory to... more |
| NIK | Thu, Nov 26
11:00 PM | George Is Maid to Be Ruth-less
George and Angie hire a maid (Barbara Eden) who cooks and cleans her way into George's heart, and... more |
| NIK | Thu, Nov 26
11:30 PM | George Is Lie-able for Benny's Unhappiness
The love of Benny's life (Jerry Springer) is back in town, and George builds a web of lies to keep... more |
| NIK | Fri, Nov 27
12:00 AM | George Uses His Vato Power to Save Dinero Que La
George and Angie bet over who can live more frugally. |
| NIK | Fri, Nov 27
12:30 AM | George Rocks to the Max and Gets Diss-Band-ed
George tries to relive his high-school days by teaching Max to play the guitar. But George wishes... more |
| NIK | Fri, Nov 27
1:00 AM | George Gets Smoking Mad at Benny and Develops an Órale Fixation
When Powers Aviation institutes a smoking ban, Benny's nicotine withdrawal drives George to... more |
| NIK | Fri, Nov 27
1:30 AM | George Can't Let Sleeping Mexicans Lie
The Lopezes strike out against a new neighbor, who has put offensive decorations on his front lawn.... more |
| NIK | Fri, Nov 27
2:00 AM | George's Bogey-ous Relationship With Vic Is Putt to the Test
Vic feigns fatherly affection to get George to play in a father-son golf tournament against his... more |
| NIK | Fri, Nov 27
2:30 AM | George Thinks Max's Future Is on the Line
George puts Max to work at the factory to make him realize that the way to a better job is to go to... more |
| NIK | Fri, Nov 27
3:00 AM | George Decides to Sta-Local Where It's Familia
Powers Aviation is sold, and the new owner (Edward James Olmos) asks George to make major life... more |
| NIK | Fri, Nov 27
3:30 AM | Prototype
Debut: Stand-up comic George Lopez plays a married assembly-line worker who's promoted to manager... more |
| NIK | Fri, Nov 27
4:00 AM | Curious George
Benny urges George to spy on Carmen when she brings a boy home for the first time. Duncan: Jonathan... more |
| NIK | Fri, Nov 27
4:30 AM | Happy Birthdays
Co-executive producer Sandra Bullock plays an accident-prone worker in an episode about George's... more |
| NIK | Fri, Nov 27
5:00 AM | Max's Big Adventure
George pulls tricks on Max to test his “street smarts”; George and Benny hold auditions for a spot... more |
| NIK | Fri, Nov 27
5:30 AM | Who's Your Daddy
George learns the father who abandoned him is alive, contrary to what his mother had told him.... more |
| NIK | Fri, Nov 27
9:00 PM | Token of Unappreciation
The “cool” girls court Carmen, but not her best friend; George is tempted by another firm after... more |
| NIK | Fri, Nov 27
9:30 PM | Show Dyslexic The
George goes into denial when Max is thought to have dyslexia, and things only get worse when Angie... more |
| NIK | Fri, Nov 27
10:00 PM | The Unnatural
Max's coach asks George to have him sit out the next game. Rod Carew, Steve Garvey, Joe Morgan and... more |
| NIK | Fri, Nov 27
10:30 PM | No Free Launch
Sandra Bullock reprises her role as “Accident Amy,” a worker who competes with George as both try... more |
| NIK | Fri, Nov 27
11:00 PM | The Wedding Dance
Angie doesn't mind when George offers their backyard for a friend's wedding reception. But his... more |
| NIK | Fri, Nov 27
11:30 PM | Love Bites
After George's warning about the evils of boys, Carmen comes home with a hickey; Ernie uses Max to... more |
| NIK | Sat, Nov 28
12:00 AM | Charity
Angie's charity work includes badgering George into taking on an intern (Tonantzin Esparza), who is... more |
| NIK | Sat, Nov 28
12:30 AM | This Old Casa
Hoping to hear the words “thank you,” George surprises Benny by remodeling her bathroom. But her... more |
| NIK | Sat, Nov 28
1:00 AM | Girl Fight
A slander of Carmen sends George to her school's conflict manager---the bully who beat him up 30... more |
| NIK | Sat, Nov 28
1:30 AM | George vs. George
Lou Diamond Phillips plays George Lopez, a man the Lopezes encounter via a credit snag. And there's... more |
| NIK | Sat, Nov 28
2:00 AM | A Kiss Is Just a Kiss
George's birthday surprise for Angie is a visit from her dad and her sister, who surprises George... more |
| NIK | Sat, Nov 28
2:30 AM | Profiles in Courage
Fearing they'll lose a Government contract, George's bosses tell him to demote an Arabian inspector... more |
| NIK | Sat, Nov 28
3:00 AM | Secrets and Lies
Benny decides to milk a spill at work into a disability claim, despite not being injured and being... more |
| NIK | Sat, Nov 28
3:30 AM | Girls Night Out
Angie wants to take in George's homeless assistant, who takes Carmen under her wing by dressing her... more |
| NIK | Sat, Nov 28
4:00 AM | I Only Have Eyes for You
Though Carmen catches Max peeping at her friend (Ashley Tisdale), she's the one who's punished, for... more |
| NIK | Sat, Nov 28
4:30 AM | Team Leader
Hilary Duff plays a cosmetics saleswoman who trains Angie; George's generous review nets Ernie a... more |
| NIK | Sat, Nov 28
5:00 AM | George Has Two Mommies
An accident puts the family in financial jeopardy, so George visits a loan shark. But Benny has a... more |
| NIK | Sat, Nov 28
5:30 AM | Long Time No See
In the second-season finale, George comes face-to-face with his father after Benny gives him a... more |
| NIK | Sat, Nov 28
10:00 PM | Dubya, Dad and Dating
The president (Brent Mendenhal) visits George's plant, inspiring Carmen to protest his appearance... more |
| NIK | Sat, Nov 28
10:30 PM | Dubya, Dad and Dating
Conclusion. George's father (William Marquez) wants to make amends, but Benny vehemently opposes.... more |
| NIK | Sat, Nov 28
11:00 PM | Carmen's Dating
Carmen receives permission to date a boy who meets George's criteria, but raises other questions... more |
| NIK | Sat, Nov 28
11:30 PM | Split Decision
George's innocent remark sparks sibling warfare between his bosses, who both court him when they... more |
| NIK | Sun, Nov 29
12:00 AM | Bringing Home the Bacon
Laid-off George wants to cancel Carmen's costly coming-of-age party, but breadwinner Angie says... more |
| NIK | Sun, Nov 29
12:30 AM | Fishing Cubans
George and Ernie accompany Vic to rescue his Cuban-refugee brother off the Florida coast; Benny... more |
| NIK | Sun, Nov 29
1:00 AM | Mementos
Plans for George's gift to his father are halted; George accidentally tosses Angie's mementos of... more |
| NIK | Sun, Nov 29
1:30 AM | Why You Crying?
After Benny slaps Max for insolence, Angie and George learn he forged a signature on a note from... more |
| NIK | Sun, Nov 29
2:00 AM | The Trouble with Ricky
Trouble at home causes Max's best friend Ricky to stay with the Lopezes, bringing trouble there as... more |
| NIK | Sun, Nov 29
2:30 AM | God Needles George
George reluctantly joins Max in prayerful bargains with God to save the family's ailing dog, but... more |
| NIK | Sun, Nov 29
3:00 AM | Benny and Randy
Benny's boyfriend, Randy, breaks up with her after she disdains his desire for a more serious... more |
| NIK | Sun, Nov 29
3:30 AM | Weekend at Benny's
Fed up with the kids' spoiled behavior, George sentences them to spend a week at Benny's, living... more |
| NIK | Sun, Nov 29
4:00 AM | Jason Tutors Max
When Max's tutor (Paris Hilton) proves too distracting, Carmen's boyfriend offers to fill in,... more |
| NIK | Sun, Nov 29
4:30 AM | Angie Gets Tanked
Manning the dunk tank at a school fair, George offends a patron, whose payback involves a revealing... more |
| NIK | Sun, Nov 29
5:00 AM | The Art of Boxing
Laila Ali has a cameo as George and Vic hope to alleviate Max's stress by starting him boxing, but... more |
| NIK | Sun, Nov 29
5:30 AM | George's House of Cards
George won't forgive Vic's $50 poker debt, despite owing the man thousands for the loan that... more |
| NIK | Sun, Nov 29
10:30 PM | George Lopez |
| NIK | Sun, Nov 29
11:00 PM | Landlord Almighty
Carmen's insistence on being treated like an adult prompts George to charge her rent. So she takes... more |
| NIK | Sun, Nov 29
11:30 PM | George of the Rings
After forgetting their anniversary, George wants to buy Angie a ring he couldn't afford before, but... more |
| NIK | Mon, Nov 30
12:00 AM | Home Sweet Homeschool
Angie decides to home school Carmen after her private school rejects her and Angie's employer goes... more |
| NIK | Mon, Nov 30
12:30 AM | SK8R BOYZ
Popularity issues plague both Carmen and Max, but in their efforts to improve, only one gets... more |
| NIK | Mon, Nov 30
1:00 AM | E.I.? E.I. Oh.
A merger saddles George with a co-manager, whom he not-so-subtly tries to investigate when she... more |
| NIK | Mon, Nov 30
1:30 AM | Prescription for Trouble
Carmen wants birth-control pills for her 16th birthday, and Angie and George blame her boyfriend... more |
| NIK | Mon, Nov 30
2:00 AM | Friends Don't Let Friends Marry Drunks
Ernie dates his foster son's mom, a recovering alcoholic with other problems that don't endear her... more |
| NIK | Mon, Nov 30
2:30 AM | George to the Third Power
George goes behind his bosses' backs to their retired partner/brother to try to get a better dental... more |
| NIK | Mon, Nov 30
3:00 AM | George Gets Assisterance
George has another encounter with his sister, who wants to meet the mother who gave her up for... more |
| NIK | Mon, Nov 30
3:30 AM | Sabes Quake
After an earthquake, Carmen and George are afraid to reenter the house, so they set up camp in the... more |
| NIK | Mon, Nov 30
4:00 AM | George Takes a Stroll down Memory Pain
Flashbacks show how newlyweds George and Angie lived with Benny, until an incident George hasn't... more |
| NIK | Mon, Nov 30
4:30 AM | George Buys a Vow
George plans to surprise Angie with a renewal of their vows by luring her to a fake wedding for his... more |
| NIK | Mon, Nov 30
5:00 AM | George Watcha's Out for Jason
George and Angie catch Carmen and her boyfriend Jason in a lie about his parents, who recently... more |
| NIK | Mon, Nov 30
5:30 AM | George's Grand Slam
Hilary Duff plays a feminist poet who inspires Carmen to enter a poetry slam, casting her in a new... more |
| NIK | Mon, Nov 30
10:00 PM | A Clear and Presentless Danger
To counter the kids' Christmas greed, George decrees a one-gift-only policy, then worries that Max... more |
| NIK | Mon, Nov 30
10:30 PM | Meet the Cuban Parents
George can do little right when Angie's parents (Sonia Braga, Emiliano Diez) come to spend... more |
| NIK | Tue, Dec 1
1:00 AM | A Clear and Presentless Danger
To counter the kids' Christmas greed, George decrees a one-gift-only policy, then worries that Max... more |
| NIK | Tue, Dec 1
1:30 AM | Meet the Cuban Parents
George can do little right when Angie's parents (Sonia Braga, Emiliano Diez) come to spend... more |
| NIK | Tue, Dec 1
10:00 PM | The Kidney Stays in the Picture
Angie doesn't like how George instructs Max about having a girlfriend. But Max's bed-wetting is... more |
| NIK | Tue, Dec 1
10:30 PM | The Wedding Dance
Angie doesn't mind when George offers their backyard for a friend's wedding reception. But his... more |
| NIK | Wed, Dec 2
1:00 AM | The Kidney Stays in the Picture
Angie doesn't like how George instructs Max about having a girlfriend. But Max's bed-wetting is... more |
| NIK | Wed, Dec 2
1:30 AM | The Wedding Dance
Angie doesn't mind when George offers their backyard for a friend's wedding reception. But his... more |
| NIK | Wed, Dec 2
10:00 PM | A Funeral Brings George to His Niece
Angie's rich former sister-in-law dies and leaves everything to her spoiled 20-year-old daughter,... more |
| NIK | Wed, Dec 2
10:30 PM | Love Bites
After George's warning about the evils of boys, Carmen comes home with a hickey; Ernie uses Max to... more |
| NIK | Thu, Dec 3
1:00 AM | A Funeral Brings George to His Niece
Angie's rich former sister-in-law dies and leaves everything to her spoiled 20-year-old daughter,... more |
| NIK | Thu, Dec 3
1:30 AM | Love Bites
After George's warning about the evils of boys, Carmen comes home with a hickey; Ernie uses Max to... more |
| NIK | Thu, Dec 3
10:00 PM | George Gets Caught in a Powers Play
George decides to teach his rich niece Veronica (Aimee Garcia) a lesson in the value of honest... more |
| NIK | Thu, Dec 3
10:30 PM | Charity
Angie's charity work includes badgering George into taking on an intern (Tonantzin Esparza), who is... more |
| NIK | Fri, Dec 4
1:00 AM | George Gets Caught in a Powers Play
George decides to teach his rich niece Veronica (Aimee Garcia) a lesson in the value of honest... more |
| NIK | Fri, Dec 4
1:30 AM | Charity
Angie's charity work includes badgering George into taking on an intern (Tonantzin Esparza), who is... more |
| NIK | Fri, Dec 4
10:00 PM | George Doesn't Trustee Angie's Brother
Andy Garcia guest stars as Angie's brother Ray, a con artist who reappears after five years. Could... more |
| NIK | Fri, Dec 4
10:30 PM | This Old Casa
Hoping to hear the words “thank you,” George surprises Benny by remodeling her bathroom. But her... more |
| NIK | Sat, Dec 5
1:00 AM | George Doesn't Trustee Angie's Brother
Andy Garcia guest stars as Angie's brother Ray, a con artist who reappears after five years. Could... more |
| NIK | Sat, Dec 5
1:30 AM | This Old Casa
Hoping to hear the words “thank you,” George surprises Benny by remodeling her bathroom. But her... more |
| NIK | Sat, Dec 5
10:00 PM | Bachelor Party
Sandra Bullock returns as “Accident” Amy, who used to go with Benny's fiancé, Randy--- and wants to... more |
| NIK | Sat, Dec 5
10:30 PM | Wrecking Ball
After a tantrum at work and a slug at a teasing co-worker, the recently dumped Benny is the top... more |
| NIK | Mon, Dec 7
10:00 PM | George Helps Ernie See the Cellu-Light
Ernie needs to lose weight or else Mel will fire him, so George plays diet guru. But first he must... more |
| NIK | Mon, Dec 7
10:30 PM | Girl Fight
A slander of Carmen sends George to her school's conflict manager---the bully who beat him up 30... more |
| NIK | Tue, Dec 8
1:00 AM | George Lopez |
| NIK | Tue, Dec 8
1:30 AM | George Lopez |
