With a power to enslave the entire human race, Stewie bids on the Super Mega Death Ray at the Brown University auction.
Stewie shows off his muscles to Chris' new girlfriend at dinner.
Lois and the kids run into Peter while he prostitutes himself.
Stewie badgers Lois for her attention, repeatedly.
Peter coerces Lois to fight in an ultimate boxing match.
Brian convinces Stewie to eat "lemon" snow
When the townspeople fight over who gets to keep the trophy, Peter suggests a game of Russian roulette.
Stewie is torn between his current teddy bear and his first.
Stewie figures out how to save Brian.
Peter loves when two drunk guys carrying babies get into a fistfight, and then their wives get into it.
Peter, Quagmire and Joe start to hallucinate after staying up for 62 hours.
Stewie gets upset because he wants to watch his shows on the big TV.
The show follows the adventures of an endearingly ignorant dad, PETER GRIFFIN (Seth MacFarlane), and his hilariously odd family of middle-class New Englanders in Quahog, RI. LOIS (Alex Borstein) is Peter's wife, a stay at home mom with no patience for her family's antics. Then there are their kids: 17-year-old MEG (Mila Kunis) is a social outcast and the Griffin family punching bag 13-year-old CHRIS (Seth Green) is a socially awkward teen who doesn't have a clue about the opposite sex and 1-year-old STEWIE (MacFarlane) is a diabolically clever baby whose burgeoning sexuality is very much a work in progress. Rounding out the Griffin household is BRIAN (MacFarlane), the family dog, a member of Mensa with a penchant for dry martinis and dumb blondes.
Brian watches helplessly as Stewie fights his evil self.
Stewie hates broccoli so much that he decides he's going to get rid of it once and for all.
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